That feeling when...

[niceguy]

This teases contains...
Stroking
Edging
Holding
Teasing
CBT (Ball Slapping)
Fetishes
and
Denial!

yay!

To complete, and fully enjoy, it you will need:
some lube,
16 Clothespins,
4 feet of rope,
a Candle,
a kitten,
3 pairs of panties,
a glass dildo,
6 condoms
crushed ice
a bottle of wine,
the blood a virgin goat
and the foreskin of a male tyrannosaur.

god damn it.

[Ruino]

I feel you bro^^

[Shattered]

Guilty as charged

Some bucket lists can be a little too long, but I appreciate getting to take some toys out for some love, and I hope others do too

[Tury]

Dude, dead on. Dead on.

The only thing worse is when you've got lube on both hands, something inside you, rope on your balls, clothespins everywhere, and the tease says...

"Now, you need to go get..."

[mangoman]

as long as the tease is good, well written etc., I dont mind bucket lists.

[sissy_chloe]

Ha! I know that feeling all too well.

[Helequin]

Haha the ones that get me are tagged like this: ruined orgasm, cum eating, forced orgasms, orgasm-denial

And no, they don't have a 'chance of' anything XD.

[Unnamed_007]

I feel that if the tease's quality justifies it, having a long list of items is not only acceptable, but desirable.

[niceguy]

Hi, OP here.

I LOVE that the responses I got to this are basically split right down the middle with some totally relating to "that feeling" and some saying that "bucket lists" are great, as long as the tease is good. (And yes, good writing & execution is always the most important factor!) (And actually, I didn't know that they were even called "bucket lists!" So... learn something new every day! )

And really, iin spite of my post (which was meant in good humor) I think it's AWESOME that there is such a diversity of material here, in terms of fetishes, toys, etc... I LOVE that. Different Strokes and to each his own and all. It's ALL good.

Sadly, while I have SOME stuff, I guess I'm just not much of a "toy guy," at least in terms of most "bucket lists," and I'm sure I've missed out of some really good stuff because of it. Thankfully? No shortage of teases out there for folks like me as well!

I hope that no one took my post as a COMPLAINT, because seriously: Even if you've only ever written one tease and everybody said it was awful? YOU ARE STILL AWESOME, AND I GUARANTEE YOU SOMEONE APPRECIATED YOU EFFORT!

SO keep 'em coming! (And, uh... try to keep US from... AH, never mind!)

[onlytropics]

To complete, and fully enjoy, it you will need:
some lube,
16 Clothespins,
4 feet of rope,
a Candle,
a kitten,
3 pairs of panties,
a glass dildo,
6 condoms
crushed ice
a bottle of wine,
the blood a virgin goat
and the foreskin of a male tyrannosaur.

Oh no, i don't have any wine

Seriously, i don't have any wine. But the teases i saw had reasonable lists. Plus, you can always exchange items for something similar. For example, if i have no i ice at home, use really cold water, maybe in a bag. If you don't have an apple to put into a sock, either use something else that is heavy or just use a ruler and spank harder for double the time. Just be creative!

I personally like when teases are a bit more creative than stroke like this, edge like that. Some of the teases i have seen here are really creative with totally crazy, made-up stories. That is engaging and i love it. Also, one tease told me to have clothespins on the first page, and i couldn't find mine. So i went to the store the next day and bought some, before trying the tease. As it turned out, they weren't even used in the tease. Still worth the 3€

[someone43]

Better to find out at the start of a tease, rather than in the middle.