Unpleasant? Lubes

[Tobias23]

Just a curious Thought went through my mind. What kind of unpleasant lubes do you know (had experience with) and how would you rate it on a scale from 1 to 10. Where 1 is just slightly uncomfortable and at 10 you would have to be a real masochist to get off on this.

Let's say a normal Toothpaste is a 1,
and a real minty Toothpaste is a 3.

Oh and sure such a Lube can be pleasant in another way if its forced ect. I just wanted to know from your experiences how you would rate other things. I'm not at liberty to test it myself, so i was curious :)

What about icy hot? How would you rate that in this scale?
What about mixing some Tabasco sauce with normal Lube?
Other things you tried?

<- curious curious :)

cya
Tobias

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

The answer is simple dear, you should go out, buy all the unpleasant lubes you can, and experiment on yourself. Then report your findings to your fellow wankers. Oh, here's a thought if you do a good job with your rating of them, we will call it the 'Tobias Scale'. For example, "Toothpaste, that's a 1 on the Tobias scale, but Tobasco, now that's a 10!"

Nika

[gorobbing]

Good idea Nika.

I moved from toothpaste to deepheat a long time ago. Unfortunately I can't remember how toothpaste feels so can't compare. Massage it into the head of the penis, under the foreskin or around your balls for best effect.

[Tobias23]

Nika, I could imagine myself testing it, but like i said, I'm not at liberty to do so. No touching, means no touching, if you understand.

Yes sure i could ask for permission ... but to be honest I'm a bit scared. I just wanted to read some experiences from others, how they felt using different things. I don't want to jump to a 10, I'm kind of looking for a 4. Step by step :)

And the other thing is, I don't know all the unpleasant lubes there are, what is safe to use, what did others come up with. I was kind of searching for Information, like when I'm reading an article on wiki or the urge.

[Tobias23]

I moved from toothpaste to deepheat a long time ago.

Well could you describe how it feels? Is deepheat something like icy hot? Stronger or weaker? Is the feeling changing over time, I mean was the first time harsher or does it still feel the same?

How does the pain (?) feel? How long does it last? Can you wash it off? Is it really safe to use on such sensitive skin? :)

Questions over Questions, I'd love to hear the answers if you have the time please :)

[dark]

Tobias I see you are German. Try "Franzbranntwein". You can get it in every drug store. It's based on alcohol and menthol so be careful it makes the skin dry if used too often (consider to use lotion after) and don't use it on the head. It creates a nice sensation of hot/cold, like icy hot.

German Info

It's available in middle europe. I would describe the intensity as medium.

[Tobias23]

I know "Franzbrandwein", but you couldn't really use it as a lube, can you? Isn't it a 'dry'? You could only apply it to feel the sensation, but you couldn't really stroke with it, or am i wrong?

But dark, since you are from Germany, or any other germans. Does anyone know where you can buy cinnamon oil? I read about it in the Urge, and yes you can order it online. But you pay like 8 for the oil and then 4 for the shipping costs, that is kind of wasted :)

So in which store to go?

And about icy hot, I've asked then already on the forum, and it seems in Germany are similar substances. But are they safe? Icy hot is used by so many, so i guess i can assume its save.

[gorobbing]

I moved from toothpaste to deepheat a long time ago.

Well could you describe how it feels? Is deepheat something like icy hot? Stronger or weaker? Is the feeling changing over time, I mean was the first time harsher or does it still feel the same?

How does the pain (?) feel? How long does it last? Can you wash it off? Is it really safe to use on such sensitive skin? :)

Questions over Questions, I'd love to hear the answers if you have the time please :)

Sorry, I don't know what icy hot is so I can't tell you. I think the feeling is harsher depending on how horny I am. If I'm very horny I slap it on, if not I just spread a little blob on. It says on the packaging not to use it on sensitive skin, but it's never done me any harm, nothing that lasted longer than 10 minutes anyway :) I didn't find water helped much on the odd time I tried it.

It's not actually a lubricant either, but I used it to help me slip into my CB3000 today instead of lube.

[daquiri]

It's not terribly masochistic pain wise, but it is a bit teasing wise. But if you mix vaseline and popcorn salt together, it creates both a slickness and a grittiness that somewhat work against each other. The woman i learned this from had a boy that used this and couldnt achieve an orgasm using it. I experimented with a couple of different recipes but couldnt quite get what he said he experienced. It's also good because everyone can concoct there own mixture, or use different types of salt, but from what i've heard popcorn is the best one. Hope this helps.

[sensuela]

Try the essence of tea tree oil, it is available at heath food stores, it's expensive, but worth it. Try a few drops in a tablespoon of water based lube. Go easy, it is the best, but you may need a few days recovery time.

-sensuela

[cumhardy]

Dont use tobasco. its real, real bad.

I did it one day for the fun of it. It didnt even hurt that bad when i was wanking and felt pretty good but after I cum it hurt like shit. and you cant wash that stuff off, water just makes it worse. i found that out in the shower afterwards. And it burns for a long time afterwards.
I look back on it now and think ive been enriched by the experience, like when someone goes through an incredibly traumatic life experience but becomes emotionally richer because of it.

now and then ill look at that bottle of tobasco sauce and Im almost tempted to go back for another round.