Own my cock

[9inches]

I'm sick of not having control over my cock. Will someone like to own it? Please present your offers at a first task for me. Best submission wins!

Jokers are welcomed to post here.

Serious parties please send message.

Gracias.

[vergo]

The wealth of information on yourself and the amount of thought you put into posting this would make me really excited about taking you up on your offer if I were female. Sadly I'm not.

[Tobias23]

Cut it off, send it over?

Taking the 'owning' thing to a whole new level!

[Little_Lily]

You're not seriously trying to get women to fight over you, are you? Who do you think you are? You are in great need of an education as to your proper place in this world. Unfortunately, I don't reward bad behaviour. If you want someone to own your cock, I'd do as Tobias23 said and cut it off and send it to somebody, because I think that will be the only way someone will ever want anything to do with you.

Best submission wins! Classic! ta-ta idiot.

[nomeuno]

i don't really know why i'm chimin in on this but wtf.... i look at your name and it says 9inches, then below that it says curious newbie and it shows that you just joined this site. You are in fact a very curious newbie.

[reflog1]

Damn!!!!!!!!!!!

Little Lily......1

9inches........0

[9inches]

Little Lily is right...

I respectfully withdraw my request...

[cumhardy]

Little Lily is right...

I respectfully withdraw my penis...