STOP MASTURBATING!!! ... or should we?

[mowlboon]

I just can't get it. I read the article being really concerned if we do something wrong...
Just read this article... and think about it, then come back after reading it.

http://scholarlyanswers.blogspot.de/201 ... on-in.html

If you finished the article.. read those comments!

Disclaimer:

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This Post in no way focusses on any religious or ethnical Individuals!!! No offense is intended!!! Unless you are dumb as they are //not saying that religious people are dumb, just those believing this shit...

Happy fapping boys *getting ready to watch some cock hero*

[Bandit224]

Wow. The article was written by a native English speaker that writes worse than someone just learning the language. The points in the article are complete nonsense. The worse thing though is the fact that many of the comments on the blog were very supportive of the article; granted, many of them are easily the author of the article creating multiple accounts to praise his article.

There are some really dumb people in the world. Oh well, time to jack off.

[Tury]

This guy is about as stupid as the guy who invented Cornflakes. And HE advocated sewing boys foreskins shut and burning off girls clit's. (http://mentalfloss.com/article/32042/co ... on-crusade)

[mowlboon]

Haha it definitely made me laugh. Was a fun thing to read lol

[Caius1]

My favourite parts:
"16. Masturbation wastes your time and makes you useless."
True, but at least I'm having fun being useless and wasting my time
"17. The pleasure of masturbation never lasts for a long time"
Oh really? This writer has no idea
Damn, there was a comment something like "Praise the lord Satan for teaching us to masturbate!", I really liked that one but seems that they removed it

But the sad thing is how many people think this is the absolute truth. Long lists of negative effects on health that could have a multitude of other possible explanations...
Would like to masturbate right now that we are speaking of it but I told myself not to cum before schools begin on 29th and I don't wanna risk it. Oh well, maybe I'll just go back and continue laughing at these person's horrible grammar and argumentation skills

By the way I'm surprised that the article about blood donations is not about "Don't give your soul to Satan!"

[SensEx]

O.M.F.G

What a load of bullshit
Clearly this article was written by some guy who just can't CONTROL himself.
The human brain is extremely powerful, sex starts in the brain first and always will be...

You will always see events,outcomes that you ALREADY BELIEVE so if you have low self-esteem you are responsible.
You created that believe in first place.
That guy just projects his own FEARS because he wants to check if others are feeling like he does out of EGO.
Of course you'll have people saying "that's true"...

TRUTH means nothing! its just a word
Same for whats is right and wrong in life we just interpret these things and put labels on them in our mind.

The reality is event just happen and your actions leads to results there no good or bad either.
Just your view of your own world.

Now, for me personally...

Masturbation makes me hyper productive at work,happy all day in a more positive state.
Feel emotions that you just can't without sexual drive
Makes me appreciate little things way more
My desire for women goes up the longer I stay denial but at no point im thinking of raping or just go crazy
(one again that's your problem if you lack self control once you have too much chemicals running in your body)
My workout are a lot better when I stay denial for weeks in fact, I direct that energy frustration into doing more reps.
I treat my current gf way better and this frustration creates more focus and love.

Sure when you ejaculate (full orgasm you feel empty) duh!
Because you loose protein and chemicals reaction are reduced dramatically.
Who is telling you that, you must ejaculate each day multiple, or have a full orgasm each time... you can stay healthy in other ways...

This community knows and believe that there are behaviors that can be adjusted
That's why we goon, we ruin orgasms and so on...

I feel sorry for people just believing anything out of nothing these days.
I wouldn't be surprised if one day one scientist says "Inhaling too strongly can cause heart attack"

At the end of the day only what you BELIEVE MATTERS your BODY ADAPTS and is capable of so much more you could ever think of.

PS: I'm not a native English guy but see, I bet you guys can get more gems out of this reply than the crap posted by
FEARFUL OF LIFE PUPPETS.

[JustKrissy]

[Sissy Elise]

Damn, there was a comment something like "Praise the lord Satan for teaching us to masturbate!", I really liked that one but seems that they removed it

Lololol

Wow that whole article is so bad >.< sounds like a teenager that's been brainwashed..... Next step being brainwashed into believing killing for religion is ok.



Anyway I think he spelt the word "Breathing" wrong:

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1. Breathing makes you weak, it drains protein and calcium content in the body

2. Breathing creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. Breathing is one of the main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. Breathing addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. Breathing creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after you breath. You will experience a damn tired.

6. Breathing causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. Breathing also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after breathing and makes one feeling bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while breathing will give a bad name in that environment and it is an indecent activity.

9. Breathing cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or, at last to think of oxygen. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., gasping.

10. Breathing creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you digging worse panting problems if chance knocks the door.

11. Breathing leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for inhalation pleasure.

12. Breathing is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over Breathing reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not breath.

14. SThe seminal fluid that gets released on exhalation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; Breathing often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically Breathing is wrong; you think of gasp/wheeze and do inhalation of your own. This hinders your values and respect for others. You may be are good in all other regards but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. Breathing wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of breathing never lasts for a long time.

18. Breathing creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought-provoking ability.

19. Breathing is not the end of your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. Breathing is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who breath will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. Breathing induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.

Does it make more sense now?

[Caius1]

Anyway I think he spelt the word "Breathing" wrong:

Spoiler: show

1. Breathing makes you weak, it drains protein and calcium content in the body

2. Breathing creates nervousness and neurological problems

3. Breathing is one of the main cause for erectile dysfunction.

4. Breathing addicts you even if you taste it for one time. Controlling it is a very big menace.

5. Breathing creates drowsiness; you will be sleeping most of the time after you breath. You will experience a damn tired.

6. Breathing causes stress and strain in your mind and soul.

7. Breathing also affects us psychologically; it creates depression after breathing and makes one feeling bad on his own.

8. Getting red hot while breathing will give a bad name in that environment and it is an indecent activity.

9. Breathing cannot be done simply, it needs to see, touch, indulge or, at last to think of oxygen. This is more harmful that the image in your memory that you see could not be erased easily. This will lead you to a noxious problem that you cannot see any girl/ lady/ women without a single thought i.e., gasping.

10. Breathing creates an urge to do indefinitely; it doesn’t see the place, people and culture. It makes you digging worse panting problems if chance knocks the door.

11. Breathing leads you to illegal contacts because the urge increases day by day and finally will lead to the search of a source for inhalation pleasure.

12. Breathing is the main reason for speedy sperm release during sexual intercourse. It will create dissatisfaction to you and to your wife.

13. Over Breathing reduces your sperm count. Couples who desire to get pregnant should not breath.

14. SThe seminal fluid that gets released on exhalation contains proteins that are needed for many metabolic activities and cell formations. Proteins are the building blocks of our body; Breathing often will create you to be lean and distracts your metabolism of muscle building.

15. Ethically Breathing is wrong; you think of gasp/wheeze and do inhalation of your own. This hinders your values and respect for others. You may be are good in all other regards but will end up in a great problem if not concerned to stop this habit.

16. Breathing wastes your time and makes you useless.

17. The pleasure of breathing never lasts for a long time.

18. Breathing creates more problems as you lose your memory and thought-provoking ability.

19. Breathing is not the end of your desire; you may be fooled by your own practice. It will never give you a solution or a satisfaction but seems that it gives.

20. Breathing is not needed in any way to your sexual life that it has to be practiced without fail.

21. Guys who breath will lose interest in sex with their wife very soon. They can’t feel pleasurable for a long time.

22. Breathing induces homosexuals in schools, colleges and hostels. Many times the latter creates sexually transmitted diseases like VD, syphilis, AIDS etc.

Does it make more sense now?

Oh, now I see! This guy speaks the unquestionable truth!

[Banquo]

Frankly that article read like the kind of propaganda coming out of countries like Uganda about being gay, there was even the little dig at the end about Masturbation turning people gay (which leads to AIDs) that was easily one of the most bullshit articles I've ever read.

We are all poorer in many ways for having read it. Thanks for sharing.

[Ryuzaki]

Hmm masturbating is wasting time and making me useless? Sure I could be doing something else. It making me useless though I don't know, it keeps me submissive and doing whatever my gf wants. Reading that article however felt like I wasted my whole day. Do what makes you happy whether its sexual or nonsexual theres no point in doing things that don't make you happy. (: