Let's Play a Game

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Let's play, 'Make Nika Laugh'. The rules are simple, you must do something ridiculously stupid and post it here. This must be something new, not a story from your past. Pictures are a definite plus, but honestly, I have no interest in close ups of your bits.

Need some ideas? Who will be the first to write 'I worship Nika' in peanut butter on the hood of their car? Or, who will be the first to go to a park, start howling, and tell anyone who asks, 'I'm in heat'. But really dears, bring something to the game, lets show some creativity!

Now, nothing dangerous, except to your fabulously low self-esteem.

Okay wankers, get busy.... go on.. push your pudgy selves away from the PC and do something productive for a change!

The winner might, and I emphasize might, get a story from me suitable for wanking to.

Nika

[dark]

Very funny ideas If I had a car I would pick the peanut butter thing

[all2true]

How about creating two snow people
One Mistress Nika
dress said snowlady with paint as a dom
And second snow character
A groveling anatomically correct snow-sub.

Now if I just had enough snow....

PS. anyone know which paint would give me that "leather' or PVC look
and still be enviromentally friendly? (not sure a good watercolor would cut it)

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Oh Indy, that did make me laugh. Let's see if you are outdone.

Nika

[Carlcjjohnson]

This is a thing that a friend has decided to do to me so as to encourage me to be on time for college.
Nonetheless, I happened to be late this morning.
Funny, I was already aware of this thread, so maybe I subconsciously let it all happen deliberately so as to have something to say :P

Here's the 500-capacity theatre in question:


My friend was sitting along the outskirts of the room and saw me come in through one of the doors near his seat. In accordance with his promise, he shouted "SORRY I'M LATE!!" on my behalf

The words echoed around, heads turned and people laughed at me en masse. I was left standing there, silent and very red!!

My own lateness led to my own humiliation.



At least I've found a use for this story, making Nika laugh!

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Oh my Carl, that did make me laugh out loud. Truly!

Nika

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Well, Indy made me laugh, and his story followed the rules most closely, but....

carl's made me laugh harder. So, following my truly mercurial nature, he received his reward.

Happy wanking carl!


Nika

[Carlcjjohnson]

Thank you very much Nika, I shall enjoy this reward thoroughly :)

[masochist]

Nika, I might be able to make you laugh. I have extremely small testicles and this has lead to a low self-esteem. I have a condition called klinefelter's syndrome. Don't feel bad for me though, I want you to laugh at me. I love the humiliation and if you want me to slap them, by all means tell me how many times?

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

I have no interest in slapping your lil raisins. However.....

You could shave yourself completely hairless. Buy some colored sharpies, and some felt, and play dress up with your tiny twig. Maybe draw a face on it and make some clothes. Or write my name on it (although it sounds like there's not enough room for my whole name!) But honey, be original and amusing. I am sick and tired of dullards.

Nika