Music Video Jerk Off Chain

[pb1987]

Thought I'd start a little game.

To join in: Post a link to a sexy music video, if you want to you can add some instructions on how to jerk off to it. The person who posted above you has jerk to this video and follow any instructions. Once you've posted you have to jerk to the video in the next comment, following any instructions.

For bonus points, jerk to all the videos that get posted in this thread and follow all the instructions!

Here's a starter for anyone who wants to join in:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3VjJKKVNew

Long, hard strokes to the beat for the whole video.

[arthurb]

Firm stokes to the beat without cumming (else ruin)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH3MyvaLp3U

[m.a.c.x]

https://vimeo.com/130792633

No rules.. you can jerk as you want. But if you want to cum, you must watch it twice.. and on second run try to cum at the hottest part.

[zingg]

First off, open up a metronome app like this one and set it to 44. Play it for a few seconds. Got the speed? Good; you can close the metronome. That's the beat of the music that you're going to match for this video. Slow, full strokes. Your challenge is to cum from only stroking at this speed.

If that's too hard for you to manage, you can double your speed once the lyrics come in.

The video is here: https://vimeo.com/29376884

Quoting the person before me so they're notified that they've got instructions.

https://vimeo.com/130792633

No rules.. you can jerk as you want. But if you want to cum, you must watch it twice.. and on second run try to cum at the hottest part.

(and yes, I know it's not exactly a music video but it's good enough for this)

Edit: Also, check out this webtease for similar content to this thread: https://milovana.com/webteases/showtease.php?id=28959

[fapmandoo]

Music video masturbation...excellent! I have a feeling this thread will substantially overlap with my thread (see: viewtopic.php?f=25&t=15026), but what the hell, let's have at it. I'm a huge fan of cranking it to music videos as well as live performances by sexy pop stars, so I'm hoping this will turn out to be quite the "useful" thread.

I was fortunate enough to stumble upon this music video starring a girl named Kelly Roche. Unlike most of the videos that will get posted in this thread, this video does not feature a famous pop star. Instead, it's obviously a vanity project for a wannabe pop star with wealthy parents, since (1) the video production quality is surprisingly quite good; (2) literally no one has heard of this slut; and (3) the song quality and her vocal talent are questionable at best. What isn't questionable, however, is her incredible bikini body and the sexiness of her smile. Seriously, pay close attention and you'll see what I mean. Rarely is a woman's smile her most fap-worthy feature, but in Kelly's case, her smile has that rare combination of smoldering sexuality and innocence that will make any red-blooded man incredibly horny. My only instruction for this video is to pay close attention and to jerk with a "double-time" feel; that is, take your standard 1-2-3-4 with the tempo of the song and then double it. Oh, and tell me if you like the girl too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l48Z_dicPBM

[book_guy]

Firm stokes to the beat without cumming (else ruin)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH3MyvaLp3U

You know this comes in an hour-long version, right? :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5oXLBcr9TY

[pb1987]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e87ekC5mDxw

Freestyle stroking but you must edge. If you don't edge before the end, go back to the beginning and keep watching until you do!

[m.a.c.x]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e87ekC5mDxw

Freestyle stroking but you must edge. If you don't edge before the end, go back to the beginning and keep watching until you do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EDy-g1Zyr0

Stroke to to the beat. If you don't cum start again.

[fapmandoo]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e87ekC5mDxw

Freestyle stroking but you must edge. If you don't edge before the end, go back to the beginning and keep watching until you do!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EDy-g1Zyr0

Stroke to to the beat. If you don't cum start again.

Very nice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KMefPToxzQ
Instructions: (1) pay close attention to the incredibly filthy/sexy lyrics; (2) stroke mercilessly, and try to edge at least twice before the video ends. It shouldn't be too hard. This video is intense.

[tommyfilth]

Oh, and tell me if you like the girl too.

I like the girl.

I really like the girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EDy-g1Zyr0

Stroke to to the beat. If you don't cum start again.

Uncensored version: https://vimeo.com/7671572

[book_guy]

It's just ENTIRELY too much fun to compare hot chicks on internet links ...

Oh, and tell me if you like the girl too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l48Z_dicPBM

Nope. Sorry, she's very much NOT my personal style at ALL ... and now, to explain myself ad nauseam --

I tend to prefer the more muscular gymnastic type, and for the faces to be girlish or elfin. This one (IMO) is chunky, almost a burlesque-like or Rubenesque size. Her boobs and ass appear to be quite natural, adding to her appearance of that size that I'm mentioning, so it's likely that she's probably very firm and enjoyable to ACTUALLY hump and fuck and fondle; but for VISUAL imagery in a rock video (or a cock hero video or whatever) I'm not as turned on, personally. Similarly, I don't like Alexis Texas either, very much. I mean, I wouldn't say no to her in real life, but as a video-fantasy girl, not my preferred. Thus, because this particular girl has a lot in common with Alexis Texas and that particular STYLE of looks, it's really no surprise that I'm not preferring this girl any more than Alexis Texas. But other guys may like her a lot! Also, the face? Well, I don't mind a schnoz-type of nose, especially if it's on one of my favorite girls (say, for example, April O'Neil, who has an AWESOME body, and I think of her as extremely pretty facially; and yet many people would dislike her face because of her large-ish nose). But there's just something ... I dunno? ... old-lady-ish about this video girl? Or should I say, umm, over-done? The soft-core model who goes as Guerlain is really more my type. I don't idolize Guerlain, and can get horned up for lots of other girls who look quite different. But this particular girl in the video LACKS almost anything of the Guerlain style of appearance, so, in order to improve on what she provides, I'd need her to tend along the spectrum more toward Guerlain.

[shaftalot]

the video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyhzT2GWV0g

the instructions:
first minute full hard strokes to warm you up.
edge as fast as you can but make sure you reach the edge within 20 seconds.
ride the edge untill 1:50 then take a 10 second break.
for the remainder of the video follow the beat with full hard strokes.

• if you edge hands off, press pause, cool down for 15 seconds, rewind video 30 seconds and continue.
• if you cum press pause, ruin your orgasm, if needed get hard again, rewind 60 seconds and continue.

rewards:

• if you reached the end without edging (after the first mandatory edge) restart the video and stroke to the beat untill you cum.
• if you reached the end without a ruined orgasm restart the video, if you edge hands off + 10 second cool down (no pause or rewind this time) and cum at the end of the video.
• if you had to ruin your orgasm restart the video, if you edge go over and ruin + 10 second cool down (no pause or rewind this time) no full orgasm for you...

[newsub27]

Music video masturbation...excellent! I have a feeling this thread will substantially overlap with my thread (see: viewtopic.php?f=25&t=15026), but what the hell, let's have at it. I'm a huge fan of cranking it to music videos as well as live performances by sexy pop stars, so I'm hoping this will turn out to be quite the "useful" thread.

I was fortunate enough to stumble upon this music video starring a girl named Kelly Roche. Unlike most of the videos that will get posted in this thread, this video does not feature a famous pop star. Instead, it's obviously a vanity project for a wannabe pop star with wealthy parents, since (1) the video production quality is surprisingly quite good; (2) literally no one has heard of this slut; and (3) the song quality and her vocal talent are questionable at best. What isn't questionable, however, is her incredible bikini body and the sexiness of her smile. Seriously, pay close attention and you'll see what I mean. Rarely is a woman's smile her most fap-worthy feature, but in Kelly's case, her smile has that rare combination of smoldering sexuality and innocence that will make any red-blooded man incredibly horny. My only instruction for this video is to pay close attention and to jerk with a "double-time" feel; that is, take your standard 1-2-3-4 with the tempo of the song and then double it. Oh, and tell me if you like the girl too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l48Z_dicPBM

Great video. I look forward to watching that video. The girl, Kelly Roche, looks like she would give ruin your orgasm and give you that smile.

here is my top choice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnPkEwjjd0o

Focus on the deep base beat, and use that as a stroke meter. It should give you a consistent pace and induce the juices to flow.

Nurses in a sexy outfit, need i say more?

[fapmandoo]

It's just ENTIRELY too much fun to compare hot chicks on internet links ...

Oh, and tell me if you like the girl too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l48Z_dicPBM

Nope. Sorry, she's very much NOT my personal style at ALL ... and now, to explain myself ad nauseam --

Why don't you tell me how you REALLY feel?? I can see where you're coming from though, and generally speaking my own tastes usually align pretty closely with yours. I just think there's something enthralling about this chick even though she's not my usual type. But like you said, just talking about and comparing these chicks is good fun, and I think that's the case even if people disagree.

How about some Rihanna, before the stupid tattoos and awful haircuts? Stroke at a regular 1-2-3-4 pace for the first half, then double time for the second half, and edge before the video is finished.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFsSi2pqms8

[m.a.c.x]

It's just ENTIRELY too much fun to compare hot chicks on internet links ...

Oh, and tell me if you like the girl too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l48Z_dicPBM

Nope. Sorry, she's very much NOT my personal style at ALL ... and now, to explain myself ad nauseam --

Why don't you tell me how you REALLY feel?? I can see where you're coming from though, and generally speaking my own tastes usually align pretty closely with yours. I just think there's something enthralling about this chick even though she's not my usual type. But like you said, just talking about and comparing these chicks is good fun, and I think that's the case even if people disagree.

How about some Rihanna, before the stupid tattoos and awful haircuts? Stroke at a regular 1-2-3-4 pace for the first half, then double time for the second half, and edge before the video is finished.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFsSi2pqms8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOmTdFpIDX8

You must try to edge as much as possible...