Della & Banquo's Bargain Store Game

[Girr]

Happy to participate in this game! First, the assignment for the funnel really intrigued me and I would love to try it. But instead of doing the exact same thing, I thought I would make some options and let Banquo or Della decide how it should be done. This is, of course, only if they are willing, I would never assume, since this is slightly unrelated to the game (repeating someone else's task). Still, I would be very appreciative if they contributed to it. The options are detailed in the spoiler, along with a picture. And I will definitely provide a detailed report

Spoiler: show

What blended up meal will go down the funnel into my mouth?
A) Meat/Cheese Sandwich
B) Pasta and Sauce
C1) A tasty fruit/spinach smoothie
C2) A tasty fruit/spinach smoothie, but completely ruined with vinegar and a ton of red pepper
D) A can of real dog food. No joke, see the picture. This would be virgin territory for me in grossness, never done before. But if you're feeling particularly sadistic, I have included this as an option.

Next, how should it be watered down to make it into a smoothie?
A) Water
B) Urine
C) Water + Cum
D) Urine + Cum

Picture of funnel and can of dog food:

Back to the original game!
I went to the dollar store, and I chose a few items that I think were completely random! Let's see how creative these sadists can be.

There are zip ties, a rubber chicken dog chew toy, a bag of decorative glass beads, and due to Halloween coming up here in the U.S. I decided to grab a bloody hand! Ooo! Spooky! Feel free to use just one or all of them if you wish. If you think of a task that could include a regular kinky toy/accessory, feel free to assume I have it.



I am looking forward to the task(s)!

I greatly appreciate you taking time to give us some fun. Thank you.

[illtaket42]

Hallo Della, hallo Banquo,

I managed to get a set of 3 cigarette lighters for 0.99 Euro. As I don't smoke, perhaps you could tell me what to use them for

[Manbat]

I'm on Eastern Europe, and I get luck on a kind of improvised used sale (like a garage sale). The current here is florin, and it don't have much value (here is no coin of 1 florin anymore), so I used the value of one euro as base.

It was very interesting do the ladder for the doll, and kind of weird because of the music. It take more time to fulfill the task cause the music call my attention and it was harder to edge. But was fun real fun. It was 5 steps to open, and 5 steps to close. Thank you Mistress Della and Banquo. I will buy something tomorrow again to receive more orders.

[Banquo]

All right you two... Knowing Della's talent for all things craftsy and Banq's talent for all things wicked.. I picked up a package of ten 2 inch styrofoam craft balls. Have at it.

*chuckles* Well we actually had a suggestion for this one, and it was so good we decided to use it....

As you are a magician, I am going to assume you have a pair of handcuffs...

You are to take the key to them and push it into one of the balls, then you are to mix it back in with the rest of the balls and spread them on the floor. Have a pillow ready next to you.
You will put on a blindfold and cuff your hands behind your back. This is when the task begins *wicked smile*

You must now find the key that is hidden in the styrofoam ball, you may only find it by ripping the balls apart and hoping for some luck.

Before you are allowed to rip a ball open however you must hump the pillow to an edge.

When you find the key, you can release yourself and then come back here and tell us all about it.

Thank you to Jasmine for the idea, she's such an evil, clever little slut when she wants to be.

[Banquo]

Girr and 42, don't worry we haven't forgotten about you, but Della and I haven't had time to talk about your items yet.

[DellaRoss]

Thank you Mistress Della and Banquo. I will buy something tomorrow again to receive more orders.

*Faceplam* why must everyone call me "mistress" Della?

[DellaRoss]

So now it is time for a late night edition of "tasks from Della and Banquo"

Girr: first off- I would not call us sadists..... We just like using our powers for the fun kind of evil. Secondly- you will be needing those decorative glass pebbles for this one. You will put them in the freezer for at least an hour. Then you will put on your tightest pair of underwear(if you have panties they are rarely a bad idea) and dump the ice cold pebbles into your underwear. Once you stop jumping around like N idiot b/c of how EXTREMELY COLD it is you have to edge for us (with the peddles still in place) using that rather creepy looking rubber hand....... Good luck!

Illtaket42: a pack of lighters..... This was a tough one but we decided to humiliate you a bit. You have to go up to three random strangers and ask them if they have a light/lighter. If they answer no then you are to give them one of the lighters. If they say yes.... Well that is your awkward situation to get out of not mind.

Have fun boys
Della and Banquo

[illtaket42]

Hi Della, hi Banquo,

thank you for this task. It worried me for a while and when I picked up those lighters in the morning I couldn't resit telling them, that I hated them for forcing me into a situation where this game was going public.

But then it went easier than I thought. I had to do some shopping for breakfast and met a few people:

1st contact: no lighter and a big smile when I gave her my first lighter
2nd contact: no lighter and an even bigger smile. Lighter 2 was gone and I was getting confident
3rd contact: grumpy - he said he didn't have a lighter and rushed off (mental note: don't approach another male of this species unless you want to spoil your day)
4th contact: no lighter but not interested in one. A nice conversation followed and the end of my breakfast break.

Lunchtime:
5th contact: Very friendly but he had a lighter and insisted on showing it to me although it took some time. I said 'Thank you' and we went our seperate ways.
6th contact: It was the fastest draw of a lighter I've seen so far. I vented my disappointment and told her, that I was looking only for people who did not have Access to a lighter, she laughted and made me join in.
7th contact: She actually talked to me first. After a short exchange of words I asked the all important question .... and the third lighter changed it's owner. Mission accomplished. I was happy and told her about the game I had played, having to give away lighters to people who didn't have one. And again both of us had a good laugh before I went my way.

Sorry Della and Banquo - the whole task just didn't contain even a hint of humiliation or embarrasment. In fact, I spent one of the most pleasant mornings in the recent past. Talking to friendly strangers and making them smile and laugh just made me enjoy the whole scenario. And since I told the truth when an answer was needed, an awkward situation simply didn't emerge.

I'm now unsure, whether to try for another round here, or hope for acceptance to Della's multimedia game. Both are tempting and the choice is your's.
For this game I might offer a magnifying glas, 2 small padlocks, a clipboard, an adhesive tape roller with adhesive tape and/or a duster for cobwebs. There should be some options here.

Just for your information: I'll be ofline from Wednesday evening until Sunday evening

[Banquo]

Sorry Della and Banquo - the whole task just didn't contain even a hint of humiliation or embarrasment. In fact, I spent one of the most pleasant mornings in the recent past. Talking to friendly strangers and making them smile and laugh just made me enjoy the whole scenario. And since I told the truth when an answer was needed, an awkward situation simply didn't emerge.

*chuckles* No need to be at all sorry 42, you seem to have had a lot of fun, so I'm glad.

[Banquo]

I bought a set of measuring cups/spoons - 1 cup, 1/3 cup, ½ cup and ¼ cup, 1 Tbsp., 1 tsp., ½ tsp., and ¼ tsp. :)

Oh goodie......units of measurement.

*wicked smile*

And eight of the little blighters at that.

Well after much discussion, Della and I have decided to be exceedingly mean. And to that end, you will spend the next eight days in denial. You may touch and edge as much as you like, but, once every day, you will ruin as many orgasms as it takes to fill one of the units. You must use each unit at least once during the eight days. And of course you must consume all the cum.

Do make sure that you keep us informed every day, there's a good chap.

Banquo & Della

[OwnCumGuzzler]

He Banquo and Della first i want to say that i find this idea and every single task brilliant. Then i want to tell you that i would love to try it aswell i got in a discount a funnell too because i really would love to know what else you ca figure out with it and also i am ok with almost aything i mean seriously so don't hold back and have fun ;D

[philo]

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Ok I am game
A wrist support and a car windscreen cleaner

But please no talking to anyone, I would freak out if given the lighter one

[menutje]

Today I went to the store to buy some permanent marker (might as well mention them) and I suddenly remembered this game. I have read about it yesterday while browsing the forum once.

Thought I could give it a go and searched for something of around€1, I would take the first thing I came across to and it seemed to be a tape measure of 2 meter long.

Can't wait to see what task you find with this item. :)

[DellaRoss]

i got in a discount a funnell too because i really would love to know what else you ca figure out with it and also i am ok with almost aything i mean seriously so don't hold back and have fun ;D

hmmmmmmmmmm whatever shall we do with you? I mean I do so hate giving the same task twice....*Smiles Wickedly* luckily that will not be a problem. For this one you will take your funnel and place it in the mouth of an upright bottle. I don't really care what kind of bottle you use. You will then blindfold yourself and try to cum into the bottle/funnel. You must be standing and you must not take the blindfold off until after you have finished. Once you have removed the blindfold you are to clean up any mess you made ob the floor and exterior of the bottle and funnel with your tongue.

..... a tape measure of 2 meter long.

Can't wait to see what task you find with this item. :)

As soon as Banquo and I saw this we knew what we had to make you do
You will measure your.....length with the tape measure and for every inch you are short of the full thing you will have to do an edge. Yes I know you said it was a 2meter measure but I am in the US and we use Inches

[menutje]

After posting I started thinking and thought of this task too. I reahly hoped it wouldn't be it. That's alot of edges.

I do have some questions, but i'll start meanwhile.

1. what happens if I accidently ruin an orgams?
2. My length is 16cm (6.3inch) and 2m (78.7inch) are this 200-16=184 edges or 78.7-6.3=72.4 (73) edges.

I suddenly seem to like inches more then our metric system. We should change. :P