Drank too much beer and stayed up till 4am playing Ultima last night. Was tired enough that when I did go to bed I didn't lay awake thinking about. Got up and fixed a cup of tea. The wife had to go to a church meeting so I had a few hours free.
Started stroking to the pictures. The Queen video reminded me of what a terrible disease AIDS is. The loss of Freddy Mercury alone should be reason to find a cure. One by one the pictures rolled by. When the spreadsheet clicked to 1000 pictures since my last target, I though of the line from “Hotel California: You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.” I may or may not have whimpered a bit as I played on.
I am happy to report that after 1082 pictures and 16579 stroked I finally hit my 7th target. By slow stroking, I managed to count to 56 before hitting the most delightful edge so far. Finishing the rest of the page seemed anticlimactic after breaking my dry spell. My total stroke count is now 28791. I've come a long way, from when I used to just stroke for a few minutes and get off.
My birthday is in 28 days, It's usually one of the 3 times a year I get to have actual sex. I wonder if I will have found the remaining 8 targets by then, and if not, will I be strong enough to not give up? Christmas day was a long time ago, and the mutual masturbation session we've had last month is but a memory.
Madden
