Wanker_Alex wrote: I am absolutely certain that EVERY woman is superior to me.
Pardon, Lindsay!
Alex
that's kinda pitiful, i could name plenty of women who'd change your mind. You're clearly not very attentive either. It's lindsey, with an E.

Wanker_Alex wrote: I am absolutely certain that EVERY woman is superior to me.
Pardon, Lindsay!
Alex
Goose. ;)TheGraduate wrote: that's kinda pitiful, i could name plenty of women who'd change your mind. You're clearly not very attentive either. It's lindsey, with an E.

Evil. I should have seen it coming, thoughLindsey wrote: Post a link to a picture or video that you've looked at while making yourself cum. Tell us what turns you on about it, and how many times you've touched yourself while looking at it. I trust you to have a probing rebuttal. ;)
-L




Never heard of the smoking fetish? For me with this pic though it's less of a fetish and more like why some guys who are really into videogames like porn of girls with guitar hero controllers... it subtly says "this attractive girl also shares interests with you". It's not that they get turned on by the controller.Makarov wrote:Hmmm...can't say I've heard of a substance abuse fetish. Learn new things every day!

rule 34: if it exists theres porn of it.TheGraduate wrote:Makarov wrote:Hmmm...can't say I've heard of a substance abuse fetish. Learn new things every day!
p.s. there's a fetish for everything. probably even guitar hero controllers.
Goose.jp wrote:Well, Graduate, I think you only posted here to respond to Alex and got "caught" in the thread by Lindsey (seems she's good at that...). So thanks for playing along and sharing with us. =)
Your post certainly wasn't what I was expecting. Nice to see something different. Like Mak said, learn something new every day. ;)

Thank you for the involved description JP. Maybe i'll take you up on your offer and PM you to know some more about this seemingly angelic girl. She must be someone special to be held in such high regard.jp wrote: Certainly.
Physically, she's a fairly petite girl with a body that is just about perfect for what I like. She has short, dark hair. Her legs are slender, with the silkiest smooth skin. I suppose you could say that about more than just her legs. Silky skin with great complexion. I love all the shapes she has. The way her legs curve when she crosses them, the way her hips curve into her tummy and curve out into her chest. Her flat, tone tummy with a pierced belly button. And her chest is just, well, it's just in perfect proportion. (And I do love good proportions on a girl.) She's a small girl, and I'm no good at judging breast size... but they show just the right amount of cleavage when she wants to. ;) Oh, and I didn't mention her ass. I'm not a big "ass man", but hers fills out jeans quite nicely.
Hmm, head to toe? I didn't quite go in that order but I think I got it all covered, didn't I?
Personality? Well, she's infectious. And not the bad type of infection either. ;) Although I'm not sure how good a judge of that I am, I tend to get easily attached to people. She's a very confident girl, which I've already said in this thread is something I find very attractive. And she's extremely intelligent. I'm always surprised when I casually mention something and find out she's got a wealth of knowledge on the subject. She also leaves me guessing all the time, which I love and hate both. I love that I haven't figured her out... when I figure someone out I tend to get bored with them. Not knowing what's going to come next keeps it exciting. But it's also extremely frustrating because she's unpredictable.
I'd say what I think about most when I touch myself thinking about her is things she's said to me. Things she's told me about from her sexual escapades. Things she's talked to me about intimately. Things we've done intimately. I'm not a very visual person when it comes to masturbation, but I do find myself thinking about her body on occasion. Imagining myself with her and what we'd be doing.
I had one of my best orgasms in a long time just this week imagining I was standing behind her, kissing her shoulder and neck, penetrating her from behind. Reaching my hands around to feel her pussy, her stomach, her chest. I don't know why, but that imagination at the time just made things feel incredible.
My question for you is: how much do you tease yourself? You say that you're constantly touching yourself. But how often is that at work or in public, where someone could spot you at any time or where it wouldn't be wise to finish things?
I was trying to think of a unique way to change the rules, but I couldn't come up with anything... so they stay the same.
Edit: Now that I've thought about it a bit, I really didn't do her justice in my description. I probably wouldn't be satisfied in describing her and what it is I like about her until I've written a novel about it, and I don't think most people here want to read a novel about it. ;) So, I won't add any more than I already have. If you'd like to know more about her, you're certainly free to PM me and ask. (That goes for Lindsey, but if anyone else really wants to PM me to ask about her... I suppose I could tell you as well.)
I believe the disco potato is larger and capable of more power. The T3/T4 is a smaller turbo which is a hybrid (intake side of a T3, exhaust side of a T4) and probably spools quicker, no?Last_One_In wrote:There are some things you cant undo...
what i like in a woman... well for starters long hair. it has to be past her shoulders to even get my attention. blonde, brunette, black, redhead, curly, straight, i dont care. its all about the length.
intelligence - if she can teach me something it just makes her more attractive. if she knows the difference between a disco potato and a t3/t04e then shes off the charts!
eyes - blue eyes (think megan fox) that you can get lost in...brown eyes that almost turn golden in the sun... jade green that almost hypnotize you when you look at them... all are windows into her soul.
open minded personality - hard to explain so this is going to sound strange... a woman who can walk into a room of strangers and feel comfortable with opening a conversation with anyone about anything.
i like a nice body too!

I would have to say that this is the situation I have found myself in. Not that I can't cum quickly (well I do I'm very excitable), but the quality of the orgasm is certainly vastly diminished if there isn't a lengthy ordeal beforehand. That doesn't mean going without for days or *gulp* weeks or *eck* months, but it helps.Lindsey wrote:
To be honest, my first reaction was to say that I don't tease myself. But after a brief moment of thinking, I think this is the first time I realized that I do. When i'm alone, and I have any amount of time to devote to, um, self gratification...I find myself taking my time with having an orgasm. And by taking my time, I mean I tend to prolong it and calm myself down every time i'm about to have an orgasm. I've actually worried that I do that to myself too often and that it might affect my sex life. Ie. One day won't be able to have an orgasm without a lengthy ordeal before it. It hasn't been an issue as of yet though. ;)
