What's the best way to attach an egg vibrator to a penis?

Hawkward · Post by **Hawkward** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:18 pm

Yes, I really did just ask that. Moreover, it's for my penis, surprise!

I JUST CAN'T COMPREHEND HOW xD

I've tried a couple methods; wrapping the cord around the base and leaving it on and using some sort of sleeve to keep it in position, but they never seem to be consistent. Either the vibrations cause the vibrator to shake loose, or I end up flaccid from a lack of stimulation.

The goal I have is to be able to switch on the vibrator, and allow it to stimulate me hands-free on its lowest setting. I've thought about using string, or a shoelace but I just can't think of a suitable knot to secure it.

arthurb · Post by **arthurb** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:22 pm

Before or after the chicken?

Hawkward · Post by **Hawkward** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:33 pm

Before! BEFORE! I'm not looking to attach a chicken to my penis $:\'-($

CruelNatalie · Post by **CruelNatalie** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:39 pm

the best is bondage tape. The next best is a small ace bandage.

One of my punishments (laughing- tease to unbearable suffering) is to use a pocket rocket which it a small cylinder vibe. You lay it on the under side of he shaft with the nodes end up towards the top of your head right where all the nerve endings come together. Then use the bondage tape to tape it on then turn it on.

Slutastic · Post by **Slutastic** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 8:46 pm

When my ex worked for Ann summers they had a cock ring where an egg vibrator fitted into the base.
It was kind of like a twisted figure of 8 - i don't know if they sell them separately or not.

Otherwise you could always try a condom - and if that makes you flaccid - then cut the condom into smaller sections so it doesn't cover the whole penis.

Good luck and Have fun ;)

Hawkward · Post by **Hawkward** » Tue Aug 06, 2013 9:51 pm

CruelNatalie wrote:the best is bondage tape. The next best is a small ace bandage.

One of my punishments (laughing- tease to unbearable suffering) is to use a pocket rocket which it a small cylinder vibe. You lay it on the under side of he shaft with the nodes end up towards the top of your head right where all the nerve endings come together. Then use the bondage tape to tape it on then turn it on.

It's funny you say that! I just ordered some about 10 hours ago that should be here for Thursday

Also having a smaller vibrator might help too I guess, since the egg is quite large to keep attached, though I'll try the bondage tape with it first, just in case it works just as well!

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@slutastic - I had a look around the spot I usually get my sex toys from, sadly I couldn't find anything like that. Normally I shop online at LoveHoney, been with them since March and I've spend a good amount of money there ._.

If you happen to come across an image, just for reference, then I'd be interested to see what it looks like!

Ghingis · Post by **Ghingis** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 5:34 am

Let me answer you with a tease:
http://www.milovana.com/webteases/showf ... p?id=10748

Have fun :)

kr3jk · Post by **kr3jk** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 2:19 pm

If you dont have bondage tape then a good substitute is to take some electrical tape (black shiny kind) and fold it in half lengthwise. If you use this as rope it usually stays very firmly in place. :)

Ditto · Post by **Ditto** » Wed Aug 07, 2013 11:35 pm

arthurb wrote:Before or after the chicken?

Remind me of the old question, what's the difference between kinky and erotic?

Spoiler: show: Erotic you use a feather.

Spoiler: show: Kinky you use the whole bird.

CruelNatalie · Post by **CruelNatalie** » Thu Aug 08, 2013 12:55 pm

hahahaha yeah use electrical tape or duct tape but be sure to tape it really good around the hair on your balls. Then call me and I'll tell you how to rip it off. lol

Hawkward · Post by **Hawkward** » Thu Aug 08, 2013 8:07 pm

Well hell yes! Bondage tape did the trick!

It's great that it only sticks to itself, and not your skin, so I didn't have to be overly careful when attaching the vibrator. But I will admit that the egg vibrator was a bit on the large side, so I'll probably invest in a smaller vibrator for ease of use in the near future.

Except from the tease highlighted above, I guess I'll now want to next find a way to stop myself reaching my penis for a certain length of time. I've got about 9m of cotton rope, and two smaller 7.5m of rope, but I can't tie knots to save myself xD... Though I do now have 120ft of tape to play with

Thanks for all the suggestions and advice thus far guys :D

CruelNatalie wrote:hahahaha yeah use electrical tape or duct tape but be sure to tape it really good around the hair on your balls. Then call me and I'll tell you how to rip it off. lol

Damn it, I might actually do this nearer the weekend!
Though by around the hair of the balls... $:\'-($ Do you mean to tangle it up in the tape?

Ragged Edger · Post by **Ragged Edger** » Fri Aug 09, 2013 3:01 pm

Hey Hawkward,

I've just added to this thread:

http://www.milovana.com/forum/viewtopic ... 12&t=12273

Might help if you're rubbish with knots.....

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