From the 1960's, by singer-comedian Tom Lehrer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TytGOeiW0aE
A must see video
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Re: A must see video
I already know that guy... but "the element song" and "new math" that I already knew, are a slightly different subject than this song.
(me probably one of the few to search for "math" on youtube)
(me probably one of the few to search for "math" on youtube)
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Re: A must see video
I love the Masochism Tango. Hell, I've sung that song at karaoke before! Got some laughs.
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Re: A must see video
Its great fun, that song. I'm a big Tom Lehrer fan - especially the Vatican Rag. One of my teachers got up and sang that in front of our Catholic Irish headmaster. A great moment.
"I've been, waiting a long time, for this moment to come, I'm desperate, for anything at all" - What Greenday Might Have Sung, if they had never sung the frankly laughable line "When masturbation's lost its fun".
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Re: A must see video
I could not find the video to this classic
So I'm Posting the Lyrics
Shel Silverstein Masochistic Baby
Oh ever since my masocistic baby went and left me (she had left you a kiss)
I got nothin' nothin' to hit but the wall (poor wall)
She loved me when I beat her (oh they do love that)
But then I started actin' sweeter (oh mistake)
Oh and that ain't no way to treat her at all
She is the one that I'm dreaming of and you always hurt the one you love
And ever since my masochistic baby went and left me
Nothin' to hit but the wall what you know
Nothin' to belt but my pans yes I've suspendors
Nothin' to whip but the scream you get so nasty
Nothin' to beat but the eggs oh nothin' to punch but the clock
Oh nothin' to strike but the match light my fire
Oh nothin' nothin' to hit but the wall
So I'm Posting the Lyrics
Shel Silverstein Masochistic Baby
Oh ever since my masocistic baby went and left me (she had left you a kiss)
I got nothin' nothin' to hit but the wall (poor wall)
She loved me when I beat her (oh they do love that)
But then I started actin' sweeter (oh mistake)
Oh and that ain't no way to treat her at all
She is the one that I'm dreaming of and you always hurt the one you love
And ever since my masochistic baby went and left me
Nothin' to hit but the wall what you know
Nothin' to belt but my pans yes I've suspendors
Nothin' to whip but the scream you get so nasty
Nothin' to beat but the eggs oh nothin' to punch but the clock
Oh nothin' to strike but the match light my fire
Oh nothin' nothin' to hit but the wall
to thine own self be true
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