Great Omegle chat

[chefboyrdee]

Had a great run in while looking for a domme on omegle. Just thought I'd share what happened because I haven't been in the community for a while:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like bdsm.
You: 19/m/sub looking for female domme
Stranger: hi
You: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 22 f
Stranger: from?
You: im from california
You: you?
Stranger: india
You: dom or sub?
Stranger: i am a dom
You: awesome, ive never been with an indian woman before
Stranger: i see
Stranger: how u look like
You: i was born in the US, but both my parents are from Iran. I'm 5'10'', 170 lbs
You: kinda chubby, but not overweight
Stranger: i see
You: and you?
Stranger: how dare u ask question without a permission pig?
You: sorry miss
You: may i ask you how you look miss?
Stranger: u dont need to know about it
You: yes miss
You: how many i serve you today miss?
Stranger: i dont need u pig
Stranger: u are not worthy to serve me
You: why not miss? Please miss, allow me the chance
Stranger: whats ur name
You: my name is Matt miss
Stranger: matt? is that complete name?
You: yes miss
Stranger: so matt
Stranger: what u think of giving me ur mail id and ur passwords so that i check u
You: pardon miss?
You: i can give you my email, but not my password miss.
Stranger: then i wont need u
Stranger: i need a pig who trust me
You: on a first encounter miss?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: i expect it from first encounter
Stranger: indian pigs will provide but amreican pigs fear
Stranger: they are unworthy
You: thats rather unreasonable. In the BDSM world, a dom/sub relationship has respect and understanding from the beginning. The trust has to be formed and mutual for anything to really happen. What you ask is rather silly, you're clearly either looking to blackmail people by finding their facebooks, or just steal their information and possibly a credit card.
Stranger: ha ha u are fearing
Stranger: u dont have a slave's mind
You: i dont have an idiots mind
Stranger: u just wanna be something time pass
You: i would never give out personal info online
Stranger: anyways i dont need ur money because i own a company and i earn a lot more than i require
You: im sure you do
You: e-stats galore over here
You: i have a PhD in math
You: I made 300k right out of college and now make 600k+ a year
You: see, I can do it too
Stranger: fuck off u cunt
You: fuck you bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[someone43]

Awesome!! I approve.

It's difficult to find real people on Omegle.

[Turtle]

Much as I hate con-artists of any kind, it's blatantly moronic scammers like the one you bumped into that make me want to go homicidal. Still, reading your comebacks was good for a laugh. You handled yourself like a pro. Loved this exchange:

"You don't have a slave's mind."
"I don't have an idiot's mind."

Man... for me, chatting on Omegle is like asking for disappointment. Listing "humiliation" as an interest, I only ever get underage girls, (from whom I disconnect as fast as I can slam the escape key) or guys who disconnect as soon as they learn I'm male. It's a drag.

[chefboyrdee]

Man... for me, chatting on Omegle is like asking for disappointment. Listing "humiliation" as an interest, I only ever get underage girls, (from whom I disconnect as fast as I can slam the escape key) or guys who disconnect as soon as they learn I'm male. It's a drag.

I usually type BDSM as my interest, and see what I can get. Sometimes I'll get a good domme, sometimes I'll get a bad one, sometimes it take 5 minutes, sometimes I don't even find anyone. Gotta be horny enough haha, and I generally have a webtease as fall back for me. I just keep copypasting this line: 19/m/sub looking for f/domme

and I either get instant disconnect which saves me time, or I'll get a female domme.