Washing the dishes

[hermanoss]

Just came around these one:
http://www.milovana.com/webteases/showt ... =325&p=7#t
it end with:
"I want you to think of three things that I, the woman of the house usually does, that is not done yet. They can include

1) Washing the dishes, 2) Cleaning the house, 3) cutting the grass, 4) you get the drift dumb dumb

Now go DO IT. Yes, DO THEM FOR ME! GET USED TO IT.

Now, fuck off....while I wait for my lover, my hubbie!

*BEAMS*


FUCK OFF!
...........

Amazing,now I have to wash dishes.
Let me tell you something,while I worked on the Cruise ship,I had to wash 1000 dishes a minute.
There were 4500 people on that cruise ship,and I had a mashine to wash it(no human can wash 1000 a minute)

Now....I have to deal with people whom explain me that I have to wash dishes.
Anyway...this is WHY I refused to get married.
Because this she is not kidding.
http://www.milovana.com/webteases/showt ... id=325&p=7#
1) Washing the dishes, 2) Cleaning the house, 3) cutting the grass, 4) you get the drift dumb dumb

Now go DO IT. Yes, DO THEM FOR ME! GET USED TO IT.

Now, fuck off....while I wait for my lover, my hubbie!
.................................
copy-paste from the tease.

ANd THIS WHAT happens FOR REAL!
If it happened to me..why NOT will happen to you,guys?
hermanoss(thank GOD I am divorced,and no woman alive can wash more dishes then me a minute))

[hermanoss]

hermanoss(thank GOD I am divorced,and no woman alive can wash more dishes then me a minute))

Actually,I had to use 10 fingers,to catch the dishes.One between each finger(no kidding)
I had 8 dishes between my 10 fingers,beliave it or not.The cruise ship was landing in Miami.
It's a famous cruise line,anyway..
They called me,,kung -fu, dishes master- before .I was that good.One finger,one dish.
ONE FINGER<ONE DISH.
The plates will come on the line,and I was the only one whom could catch them.
With ten fingers,I'll get 8 dishes at the time.
Imagine what I could do with my dick?..hmm?
hermanoss

[Fenris]

um what exactly are you ranting about? I've failed to catch you point.

[curved]

I can see why you're divorced...