My sentences:
Moving behind her while she struggled for relief, he stepped in between her legs, forcing them to remain open. Recognizing this change in position...
Which boils down to... 23 individual words.
I will spare you the boredom of how I said the common words, they were fairly easy and over and done with rather quickly. Luckily this sentence and a half has lots of common words.
So... (Oh and Im paraphrasing, obviously I wasn't going to write down things right after I said them and most of them were said within a single hour so... I felt the times were not necessary to report.)
Recognizing - I faked a blunder for this one and merely said "Do you think Lauren is reckonizing how much of a (insert some not very nice names) shes being." Which is just bad english and I didn't have to fake the cringe of using the word badly.
Relief - was fairly easy to say "It's such a relief to be in air-conditioning" Thank you australian heat.
Forcing - This one came as a courtsey to the friend I had lunch with who tried to open the door the wrong way "You are forcing it and it clearly says pull not push." or something like that.
Change- I deliberately wore a jumper this morning just so I could say I was going to go change.
Remain - I dont actually remember how I said this one... but I know I said it... sorry about that.
Position - I picked up my friend for lunch and changed the position of my car seat. You know your stupidly horny when you plot about moving your car seat to say one word.
And I think that's all of the less common words. So luckily I did it. And most of those were done while I was at lunch (without panties on *glares at Banquo*). And once I got home again I stroked for each word I had said, all 23... during lunch I could feel how wet I was under my jeans but fortunately I wasn't dripping wet and my jeans didn't get a wet patch.
So
P.S. I hope this report is pleasing... I can't help but feel its lacking something... but it is what it is.





