Some Creative Ideas

[subboytom]

This site has some very creative masturbation ideas: http://advancedmasturbation.com/suggestions.html
You have to filter through some rubbish, but there are some diamonds in the rough. A few personal highlights:

All Friction - pull down the scrotum, tightening up the skin on the penis

The Water Weenie - "At most toy stores you can find a little water filled cylindrical shaped latex toy. BY design, it is the toy that is hard to hold in your hand..it slips out of your grasp when gripped. Do you know which toy I mean? I've experimented with this toy for a while and finally found the ultimate sex toy ever. Strange that they sell it to kids. this can be used while wearing a condom. Simply rest opening of toy on head of penis and insert gently. Gently up and down on shaft. It feels like a blowjob. It also gives the sensation of your penis being wrapped tightly in water. Do not lubricate...trust me. The toy will slip and fly across the room. You can also use it without the condom but you'll need to baby- powder your erection so that the toy doesn't irritate. Suggestion: When toy is fully wrapped around penis, insert a vibrator into the top. Continue stroking toy up and down. The vibrator pulsates the water inside the toy and causes a mind-blowing orgasm. Yuo may not see straight for a few minutes!"

Ziploc Love - What I like to do is first you grab a ziploc bag...usually the big ones that can hold a lot of food inside. I then fill it up with water...but not to much so that way you are able to fold it over. Next I place it in the microwave for about 20 seconds...to where it doesnt get to hot but just warm...then...i fold it like a vagina...and hump away...breakage of the ziploc bag is ok...you will feel the wetness on your penis as you give pleasure to yourself making it feel like you are giving a girl an orgasm...CAUTION...dont use to hot of water as it will burn your penis...have fun.

[Lindsey]

What will you boys think of next?

Very creative. But, why not just fill the ziplock bag up with warm water? ;)

-L

[goodboy]

LOL Lindsey, extremely witty.... we are men after all

I'd be a bit scared to try that one anyway, it doesn't say whether the microwave should be low, medium or high!

[subboytom]

I'm really quite disappointed that this didnt occur to me. I have no need of warm water - I have a hot tap in my bathroom. A university education is overrated.

[subboytom]

Oh, and I just copied and pasted those ideas - the atrocious english is not mine.