Miss Shell and The Case of The Ice Sounding Id

[froodly2005]

*giggles at all the talk of Cleavland* Ohhhhh, so.....I get it now....we aren't talking about Cleavland...the land between cleavage. *giggle*

Isn't it "breast"? As in, cleavage "soothes the savage breast"?
(Ow. Ow. Ow. Sprained my double-entendre muscle... again.)

Don't make me wrap your muscle up with medical tape. *grin*

Hmmm... that sounds intriguing. Would you care to say more? *wry smile* I think I can find some vet-wrap around here somewhere, should that become necessary...

[shell]

Frodo....you are mighty eager.... *lol*......and just what if I was talking about taping up your cock head so that the cum couldn't come out???? Hmmmmm?????? Did you happen to think of that, boy??? *wicked smile*

[froodly2005]

Frodo....you are mighty eager.... *lol*

Correctly diagnosed, Dr. Miss Shell.

......and just what if I was talking about taping up your cock head so that the cum couldn't come out???? Hmmmmm?????? Did you happen to think of that, boy??? *wicked smile*

*blush* Umm... irrespective of who thought of it first, that is nonetheless a very pleasant thought. *zones out for a minute, wondering where that would hurt*

Congratulations -- you've just managed to make me more eager. *sigh* Now for a cold bath, as an eagerness control measure. :)

[shell]

Frodo....you are mighty eager.... *lol*

Correctly diagnosed, Dr. Miss Shell.

......and just what if I was talking about taping up your cock head so that the cum couldn't come out???? Hmmmmm?????? Did you happen to think of that, boy??? *wicked smile*

*blush* Umm... irrespective of who thought of it first, that is nonetheless a very pleasant thought. *zones out for a minute, wondering where that would hurt*

Congratulations -- you've just managed to make me more eager. *sigh* Now for a cold bath, as an eagerness control measure. :)

As you wonder where that would hurt....also take a minute to contemplate how it would feel to cum....and not be able to let that fluid out....until the tape was removed. *wicked smile*

[froodly2005]

Frodo....you are mighty eager.... *lol*

Correctly diagnosed, Dr. Miss Shell.

......and just what if I was talking about taping up your cock head so that the cum couldn't come out???? Hmmmmm?????? Did you happen to think of that, boy??? *wicked smile*

*blush* Umm... irrespective of who thought of it first, that is nonetheless a very pleasant thought. *zones out for a minute, wondering where that would hurt*

Congratulations -- you've just managed to make me more eager. *sigh* Now for a cold bath, as an eagerness control measure. :)

As you wonder where that would hurt....also take a minute to contemplate how it would feel to cum....and not be able to let that fluid out....until the tape was removed. *wicked smile*

*contemplative sigh* Well, you did give me an opening here to describe what I was thinking, so...

I was thinking retrograde ejaculation, in which the cum is forced up into the bladder. The pain would be momentary, probably along the urethra due to sudden overpressure, until the sperm found its way past the bladder sphincter. There's even a laughably formal word to describe it: odynorgasmia. Though not from the usual causes, in this case --

Patient: "Doctor, there's duct tape on my cock and it hurts to cum?!"
Doctor: *head in hands* "Then take the duct tape off, idiot."

Speaking of taking the tape off, that could also be... interesting.

See? I do think about what you say! Even overthink. Often obsessively. For example, today I was thinking obsessively about your gift of 20 ball swats/day in lieue of edges, over on the Deck of Denial thread. Ah, for a few evenings of suitable privacy... perhaps in a few weeks.

Now for another cold bath. You're saving me a fortune on hot water heating, you know.

[shell]

*contemplative sigh* Well, you did give me an opening here to describe what I was thinking, so...

I was thinking retrograde ejaculation, in which the cum is forced up into the bladder. The pain would be momentary, probably along the urethra due to sudden overpressure, until the sperm found its way past the bladder sphincter. There's even a laughably formal word to describe it: odynorgasmia. Though not from the usual causes, in this case --

Patient: "Doctor, there's duct tape on my cock and it hurts to cum?!"
Doctor: *head in hands* "Then take the duct tape off, idiot."

Speaking of taking the tape off, that could also be... interesting.

See? I do think about what you say! Even overthink. Often obsessively. For example, today I was thinking obsessively about your gift of 20 ball swats/day in lieue of edges, over on the Deck of Denial thread. Ah, for a few evenings of suitable privacy... perhaps in a few weeks.

Now for another cold bath. You're saving me a fortune on hot water heating, you know.

*chuckles* Well, we must find a way to have you pay me back for all of that money I am saving you. *giggle*

And yes, I knew that you would think.....over think....and OVER THINK this....and you know what......I wanted you to.....I want you to be consumed with thoughts of ice.....freezing the inside of your cock.....with thoughts of what it would be like to have the cum not be able to come out, the pain that would cause you, the pleasure it would bring to me.......and then of course....yes.....what it would feel like to have the taped ripped from your cock.....in one quick motion........................*wicked laughter*......
You are thinking about it all again..........................aren't you????? *wicked smile*

[froodly2005]

And yes, I knew that you would think.....over think....and OVER THINK this....and you know what......I wanted you to.....

Well, it's nice to know I'm doing the right thing by overthinking, for once. :)

I want you to be consumed with thoughts of ice.....freezing the inside of your cock.....with thoughts of what it would be like to have the cum not be able to come out, the pain that would cause you, the pleasure it would bring to me.......and then of course....yes.....what it would feel like to have the taped ripped from your cock.....in one quick motion........................*wicked laughter*......

You are thinking about it all again..........................aren't you????? *wicked smile*

Yes, all over again, and in even more vivid detail. And... *sigh* in a context where I can't do anything beyond thinking for hours... Urrrggghhh... It's a good thing you like frustration, because that's what's happening.

By the way, I was struck by one of those spontaneous thoughts today while walking past an ice locker and a cold room: "Hey, that thing's full of ice! You know, with that much ice..." ........ and then had to shut down that line of thought rather quickly. :)

[shell]

Yes, all over again, and in even more vivid detail. And... *sigh* in a context where I can't do anything beyond thinking for hours... Urrrggghhh... It's a good thing you like frustration, because that's what's happening.

By the way, I was struck by one of those spontaneous thoughts today while walking past an ice locker and a cold room: "Hey, that thing's full of ice! You know, with that much ice..." ........ and then had to shut down that line of thought rather quickly. :)

Detail is good...detail is very, very good!!! *Wicked smile* Here, this will help your mind form even more detail... *wicked smile grows*

I doubt that a man could do this to himself...because his natural instinct would kick in and his hand would pull away. And thus, why my mind went to medical tape...to.....shall we stay stop the cum from leaking out.
The art of "thumbing" is:
"Stroking the cock while also keeping the thumb firmly across the head allowing an air tight constrictive seal so if the cock is pleasured enough the ejaculate won't even make it to the surface but will be forced to stay below.

The sensation the man gets from this is one of constant escalation without ever feeling like the apex has been hit but only that it is inevitable.

The removal of the thumb brings no relief and after a moment or so the restricted cum will lazily come out of the head but have no discernible velocity.

Something illustrated here......



Now....your mind has gone into total over thinking bliss, hasn't it boy....and....I'm sure...*reaches down in front of you...my fingers drag across the front of your pants.......*.....and...as I assumed....your cock is pulsating with excitement. *wicked smile*

[shell]

Okay, Frodo/Id......time to see how chilly we can make your cock........the thread is now open again, for updates and comments as you move forward with the revisions that you and I have spoken of privately. *smile*
Can't wait to see how it all turns out. *warm smile*

[froodly2005]

Okay, Frodo/Id......time to see how chilly we can make your cock........the thread is now open again, for updates and comments as you move forward with the revisions that you and I have spoken of privately. *smile*
Can't wait to see how it all turns out. *warm smile*

*broad smile* It's good to see you back, Miss Shell! Not just because you'll light up Milovana again, but it's also good to know you are feeling better!

froodly's id: Yeah! What he said... makin' sense fer once. Glad ta see yer ok, Miz Shell.

We talked about the ice water injection "warm-up" (now is that name ironic, or what?), and I recall your script involved some ball swats. As you know, tomorrow being an odd-numbered day, I already have a happy commitment in that area that I am eager to keep. Quite eager. *zones out*

froodly's id: *sigh* Jes' a minute, Miz Shell... *SFX: tiny clawed foot booting froodly's butt*

Ooof! Ahem. Back now. May I have your permission to do the ice-water injection on Tuesday evening? *giggles* Pleeeeaaasse?

(How in the world did you make me giggle? I don't giggle! Much.)

[shell]

Okay, Frodo/Id......time to see how chilly we can make your cock........the thread is now open again, for updates and comments as you move forward with the revisions that you and I have spoken of privately. *smile*
Can't wait to see how it all turns out. *warm smile*

*broad smile* It's good to see you back, Miss Shell! Not just because you'll light up Milovana again, but it's also good to know you are feeling better!

froodly's id: Yeah! What he said... makin' sense fer once. Glad ta see yer ok, Miz Shell.

Thanks you two. *giggle*

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Frodo wrote:
We talked about the ice water injection "warm-up" (now is that name ironic, or what?), and I recall your script involved some ball swats. As you know, tomorrow being an odd-numbered day, I already have a happy commitment in that area that I am eager to keep. Quite eager. *zones out*

froodly's id: *sigh* Jes' a minute, Miz Shell... *SFX: tiny clawed foot booting froodly's butt*

Ooof! Ahem. Back now. May I have your permission to do the ice-water injection on Tuesday evening? *giggles* Pleeeeaaasse?

(How in the world did you make me giggle? I don't giggle! Much.)

Yes, I am kinda getting the idea that you are really enjoying your ball swats.....a LOT! *grin*

Yes, you may do the cold water injection on Tuesday evening. I am looking forward to this....very much! *Smile* Thank you in advance for being safe. *warm smile*

As for the giggling......didn't I warn you...my giggle is contagious. *lol*

[froodly2005]

As for the giggling......didn't I warn you...my giggle is contagious. *lol*

I wonder if there's an ointment to treat it... because I have to go Be Somber and Serious now. For the minions, you know. *wry smile*

[shell]

As for the giggling......didn't I warn you...my giggle is contagious. *lol*

I wonder if there's an ointment to treat it... because I have to go Be Somber and Serious now. For the minions, you know. *wry smile*

I have heard that Icy Hot will make the giggles disappear in a heartbeat. *giggle*

[DellaRoss]

*Hands Froodly a jar of a cream that shouild stop the giggles....... or turn him blue Pinky keeps messing with the labels*

[froodly2005]

As for the giggling......didn't I warn you...my giggle is contagious. *lol*

I wonder if there's an ointment to treat it... because I have to go Be Somber and Serious now. For the minions, you know. *wry smile*

I have heard that Icy Hot will make the giggles disappear in a heartbeat. *giggle*

I fear my attempt to be somber has failed: I returned to the Secret Underground Laboratory & attempted to show the minions some somberness (sombriety? sombrero?)... but someone asked me, "How come you're so happy? You were looking so stressed a couple weeks ago." The answer is both more complicated and more simple than I could easily explain, so I told him a joke instead.

IcyHot, eh? Interesting stuff, that. Though sometimes a straight menthol ointment without the methyl salicylate is nicer; sometimes a capsaicin cream is an interesting hot/cold contrast.

It may, to use your words, "make the giggles disappear in a heartbeat"; I'm more worried it might make the heartbeat itself disappear. Ok, not really :), but I'm just a liiiiiiiiiiiiiitle bit cautious about it, because...

Ummm... please don't be too surprised here, but... I actually like IcyHot or menthol gel as an anal lube. Nothing sensitizes the prostate quite as much! But I tried it on my cock exactly once... with results you can probably predict, though at the time I did not predict... though I did learn exactly where the dorsal nerve is.

It's ok... I can wait until you're done laughing... go ahead and let it out... There. Feel better? Good. :)

I've never been brave enough to try it again. But if this were an interest of yours... I would be open to encouragement, guidance, and teaching. But only if it's an interest of yours, because I'm a little bit scared of the stuff.

*Hands Froodly a jar of a cream that shouild stop the giggles....... or turn him blue Pinky keeps messing with the labels*

Hmm. Pinky sounds like an interesting person. Perhaps we should introduce her and id... but only if we could reach Minimum Safe Distance fast enough to get outside the blast radius.

Afterwards there might be nothing left in the world that wasn't kind of blue. On the upside, Miles Davis would approve, and my lousy color vision would no longer be an issue. On the down side, we'd have to put up with more Smurf jokes. I hate Smurf jokes. And Smurfs.

Brilliant game, by the way.