XXX Parodies

[Haggard316]

Don't know if you made a thread about this or not.

But screw it, lets start another one...

So I was gonna watch Warehouse 13 last night but it wasn't on I raged and watched porn...then I started to think.

A Warehouse 13 XXX Parody.

I started to think who would be great for the rolls so far I came up with two.

Myka would be played by Faith Leon.
Claudia would be played by Stoya Doll.

Those of you who actually watch the show if you could help me out with the other characters.

[SexualChoc]

Are you thinking about a tease?

or are you looking for actual porn?

are you wanting other parodies as well?
from wikipedia
a list of characters:

Eddie McClintock as Pete Lattimer is a "rule-bender" Secret Service Agent, now assigned to Warehouse 13. He has been able to pick up "vibes", both good and bad, since he was a child. The series frequently makes references to his being a recovering alcoholic who already had been sober for more than two years when the series started. He is also more than a little fond of cookies.
Joanne Kelly as Myka Bering, once a rising star in the Secret Service, is a by-the-book agent. She has a scrupulous eye for detail and possesses a photographic (eidetic) memory. She also has extensive knowledge of books, having grown up in a book store. Reference to a former love that ended in tragedy is frequently made, such as in the season one episode "Regrets"
Saul Rubinek as Artie Nielsen is the Special Agent in Charge at Warehouse 13. A former cryptographer and codebreaker for the NSA, he has spent over 30 years at the Warehouse[20] and is very knowledgeable about artifacts, both in the Warehouse and out in the world. He becomes a surrogate father to Claudia.
Genelle Williams as Leena is the proprietor of the bed and breakfast in nearby Univille, where the team lives. She can read a person's aura.
Allison Scagliotti as Claudia Donovan (Season 2-present, recurring previously) is described as a "young, hip, brilliant techno-wiz"[21] who earns a job at Warehouse 13 after discovering too many of its secrets. She can hack into almost any computer network and has modified many artifacts to suit her needs.
Simon Reynolds as Daniel Dickinson (Season 1) was Pete and Myka's boss in Washington, D.C.
Aaron Ashmore as Steve Jinks (Season 4-present, recurring season 3) was an ATF agent before being recruited to Warehouse 13 for his ability to know if people are lying. In "Emily Lake" he is killed by Marcus Diamond (Sasha Roiz) on orders of Walter Sykes (Anthony Michael Hall); in Season 4, he is resurrected by Claudia using the metronome.
Agents of Warehouse 13 seem to be chosen either for their above-average intelligence (Artie is an expert NSA codebreaker, Myka has an eidetic memory and a wealth of encyclopedic knowledge, Claudia and H.G. Wells are both expert inventors) or because they possess a kind of extranormal ability (Pete and Mrs. Frederic both receive "vibes" regarding situations; Leena can read peoples' auras; and Jinks has the psychic ability to tell when a person is lying).

[Bandit224]

Ron Jeremy would make a good Artie.

The comedic porn actor that played C3P0 in Star Wars XXX would make a good Pete. I forgot his name atm.

[les]

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[Haggard316]

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                                  RON JEREMY

lol Ron Jeremy is a legend

[Haggard316]

Are you thinking about a tease?

or are you looking for actual porn?

are you wanting other parodies as well?
from wikipedia
a list of characters:

Eddie McClintock as Pete Lattimer is a "rule-bender" Secret Service Agent, now assigned to Warehouse 13. He has been able to pick up "vibes", both good and bad, since he was a child. The series frequently makes references to his being a recovering alcoholic who already had been sober for more than two years when the series started. He is also more than a little fond of cookies.
Joanne Kelly as Myka Bering, once a rising star in the Secret Service, is a by-the-book agent. She has a scrupulous eye for detail and possesses a photographic (eidetic) memory. She also has extensive knowledge of books, having grown up in a book store. Reference to a former love that ended in tragedy is frequently made, such as in the season one episode "Regrets"
Saul Rubinek as Artie Nielsen is the Special Agent in Charge at Warehouse 13. A former cryptographer and codebreaker for the NSA, he has spent over 30 years at the Warehouse[20] and is very knowledgeable about artifacts, both in the Warehouse and out in the world. He becomes a surrogate father to Claudia.
Genelle Williams as Leena is the proprietor of the bed and breakfast in nearby Univille, where the team lives. She can read a person's aura.
Allison Scagliotti as Claudia Donovan (Season 2-present, recurring previously) is described as a "young, hip, brilliant techno-wiz"[21] who earns a job at Warehouse 13 after discovering too many of its secrets. She can hack into almost any computer network and has modified many artifacts to suit her needs.
Simon Reynolds as Daniel Dickinson (Season 1) was Pete and Myka's boss in Washington, D.C.
Aaron Ashmore as Steve Jinks (Season 4-present, recurring season 3) was an ATF agent before being recruited to Warehouse 13 for his ability to know if people are lying. In "Emily Lake" he is killed by Marcus Diamond (Sasha Roiz) on orders of Walter Sykes (Anthony Michael Hall); in Season 4, he is resurrected by Claudia using the metronome.
Agents of Warehouse 13 seem to be chosen either for their above-average intelligence (Artie is an expert NSA codebreaker, Myka has an eidetic memory and a wealth of encyclopedic knowledge, Claudia and H.G. Wells are both expert inventors) or because they possess a kind of extranormal ability (Pete and Mrs. Frederic both receive "vibes" regarding situations; Leena can read peoples' auras; and Jinks has the psychic ability to tell when a person is lying).

i was thinking if they made a XXX Parody of Warehouse 13