Ahem. Hey, id! Pay attention! She's about to giggle... after that comes The Eyebrow, and you know what that means.shell wrote:*TAPS MY FINGERS A LITTLE LOUDER THIS TIME..........trying not to giggle*shell wrote:*taps my fingers on the desk....waiting for the new thread to begin, so that I can respond to this......*froodly2005 wrote:
- Spoiler: show
Isn't there something you're supposed to be doing here? Heads up! *observes id's response* The other head, you tasteless little gargoyle! *exit, pursued by a gargoyle*
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Hey. Froodly's id here. That damn fool whose figment of imagination I am, he's off distracted by lunch or somethin'. So I'm takin' over keyboard here fer a few. See, we gotta set up some stuff for Miss Shell.An' I am so likin' the fact that I can just say "Miss Shell said!", an' make Frittata-boy -- or whatever the hell his name is today -- do jus' 'bout anything!
So. See, froodly said something 'bout stuffin' a sock in me ta keep me quiet, like. An' Miss Shell suggested a dildo instead. Which woulda been a big improvement, 'cause Frobozz here, he's cheap -- polyester socks. I hate the taste of polyester! Can't the cheapskate at least get some cotton or wool socks, or somethin'? An' he ain't gentle 'bout it, either -- I'm practically cra-- er, "emitting" polyester from my bottom fer days after. *eyes Miss Shell warily, remembering her instructions "not to use a single vulgar word"*
Anyway, banter, chat, banter, chat... you know how this goes. Eventually Miss Shell talked Frappe-boy (what's his name again?) into cock sounding with ice as a way of shuttin' me up. (Froodly, he's a fool for ice. Miss Shell's a good influence like that. Id seal of approval 'n all.) I popped in with the opinion that this was great, provided Frappe-boy did it first.
Well, Miss Shell went 'n changed the rules. (Did anybody not see that comin'?) I gotta go first. She's makin' the id set a good example, which as an id I'm not so good at. Don't tell any of the other id's, 'cause they'd never lemme hear th' end of it, down to the pub.
Here's how this is gonna go down:
- First, I gotta make this thread, so Miss Shell can supervise. Check.
- Then Frito-boy's gonna make some kinda cockamamie safety post, tellin' us all 'bout how to keep stuff sterile, make some ice sounds wit' no sharp edges, ... all that. Probably pictures, too, 'cause take it from me, the guy's a compulsive nerd. Fortunately, he's gotta put it under a spoiler tag so ya don' gotta read it. Otherwise heads might explode from boredom. Froodly's like that.
- Then, when the time comes, I get to grab FrootLoops an' tell him Miss Shell said I could drive for a while. Gonna like that part; froodly maybe not so much. We got this whole set of instructions worked out, with edging, and ice sounding with some strokin', and ejecting the ice in mebbe a painful way, an' more edging, an' ruin, an' an orgasm at the end. Oh, an' froodly's allowed to take pics. As if he's gonna have enough motor control to do anything, excited as he's gonna be.
- Then I gotta write a report. With "no vulgar words". I mean, can't I even say "cock"? Sheesh. Gonna need me some diction lessons, pull an Eliza Dolittle here.
- Dependin' on how that turns out, Miss Shell's gonna make up somethin' for Frodo's turn. I can't decide if I should misbehave an' get him in lotsa trouble, or behave right so he'll be in the right kinda trouble. *remembers The Eyebrow* Ok, mebbe go for the "right kind" of trouble. An' I can't wait fer that!
*froodly sprays down the area with gargoyle repellent*
Did that crazy little lizard type something? *looks up at top of post* Oh, gods...
All I can say is, he'd better do a good job, or I'm turning him over to Miss Shell. And I'm thinking after this he should maybe retire to a less conspicuous role; you can only do the Señor Wences joke so many times, after all.
Ice. Mmmm... :)







