Ball Slapping - Safety

[dannywanker]

My good man,your jacobs will be affected when you ride a bycicle too....it presses right on your prostate,and after some time it will affect the blood flow to your woody.
That's why now I tossed out my bycicle seat,and ride away with only the pipe showing,and with my ass high in the air.Of course,sometimes I lower myself all the way down,just for the sheer pleasurable sensation.
love,danny

I missed the point of these comments. I thought it was you who started this discussion. I'm agreeing with your posts. Also I'm aware that pro cyclists get testicular cancer. Excessive bicycle riding does that. I think you thougt i must have been insincere in my first post. I'm not taking the mick out of your comments like other users are, so what's with the tongue in cheek talk to me for?

Hey...When I DO say"My good man" I mean it,and it's NOT tongue in cheek..also when I say"love,danny"..it's also NOT as sarcasm.
I am well beyond of human capacities as my gifts in ball kicking and insults,but that's not the real me.
I have changed..now I love Jessus...and cigarettes.
Now,instead of kicking balls,I offer this Easter my balls to Miss Tira for serious damage.
Also,instead of insults,and have to deal with Serafoxes all over banning my ass,I choose the love of the neighbor.My neighbor,not yours.And my neighbor is a hot blonde just across the street.
And I agree with you all the way,and thank you for suporting my cause,my good man...ball smashing greatly deludes your ability to have ANY kids in the future(but hey..you think Miss Tira cares?} I think NOT.
HOWEVER...from my suggestion to put some warning like..Be aware this is a fantasy,don't push it,,..and suing it's a big difference.
Can you imagine me in the court of appeals against Milovana,testifying how my masturbation habits due to them damaged my balls?..I think not.
I need my privacy,mate...
Judge:..so...How many times you hit your balls,?
Me:......20 times,your Honor..Miss Tira told me so.Full force,with a wooden paddle.
Judge:..did you like it?
Me:..I liked the idea..but then it hurt like a mother-fucker.!!..
Judge:..so..there is any evidence Miss Tira forced you?
Me:..none whatsoever,judge...I am a sorry mastubator!
Judge:..case dismissed...and may his name be public,so everybody knows about his sex habits...and call me later,I do have some to share.Case dismissed.
love,danny

[dannywanker]

I trained thousands in the art of ball-kicking.
If you have seen the last movie of Bruce Lee,Enter the Dragon...there was someone there who died from a nice ball kick.
Watch the movie..
The death is NOT caused by the kicking..but by the parasympathetic nervuos system whom overloads with pain,and to compensate,it releases adrenaline,which in turn gets your heart firblilating,thus death.

I'm sorry, no offense meant, but that did make me laugh

Why it made you laugh,my good doctor?..
Maybe you don't believe me,let's meet in some dark corner street one day,so I can prove it to you that tremendous pain causes sudden death due to the adrenaline release?
I'll bring Miss Tira with me,and have your balls ready.I'll bring the heavy wooden paddle,don't worry.
Apparently your 4 years in medical school never tought you that tremendous shocks can cause death.
You are the lausiest student I met,if you believe that...but hey..good luck to you.
Be as ignorant as you can be,and smash your doctor diploma on your chest when you get it.
Also..be aware that I didn't need your lousy confirmation,or not confirmation.
I assure you people die from adrenaline release...and from insuline release too sometimes.
Don't get smart,student..please.
love,danny

[JD]

Dark, this is first time i have ever seen this disclaimer page, and i accessed it through your link, its not noticeable anywhere prominent. It is here where i believe the problem to lie. I have not clicked an "i agree" button to bind me to any of the legisltive mumbo jumbo, nor would i have the time of day to be bothered to read any of it. Hence my point....

a simple paragraph somewhere on the site, in plain english, telling users (to quote strobe) "Swim at your own risk" would perhaps not prevent any legisaltive action against milovana but would just simply improve the safety of users and enhance the feeling of well being that milovana actually cares for its users safety.

I'm am not welcoming action against other users i wish you would stop keep trying to bring other users into this, as i mentioned in my last post i have made no mention to other users being responsible for others safety. It is milovana that should be responsible for its users safety as it is the medium which publishes the media.

This is my point, there will be no legal action against milovana for teases telling people to punch themselves in the balls on the grounds as "my good man" dannywanker suggests (not even a US court would be that stupid)(i jest i dunno if they are stupid or not ), but that milovana would face action in respect of publishing this sort of information without any noticeable and clear safety disclaimer. Do you see where i'm coming from? Yes your not the ones encouraging people to self harm but you are the site responsible for publishing this data, therefore an element of the burden of risk lies with milovana.

Yea people should be responsible for their own actions, but yes there are people stupid enough to do something silly to themselves. Yes it would be silly for anyone to sue against milovana for such an event, but yes this is the society we live in today. I'm just tryna help the site out. Suggest/encourage improvements, such as i did with the favourites function, what a great little addition that has been to the site. I don't wanna see the site close or stop evolving for months because of on going legal situation.

PS i understand dannywanker "mate" your use of phrases such as "my good man", but it does sound a little bit condesecending my amazingly great audacious friend, simple because i don't know you. May the force be with you

[JD]

lol you know that having said all this that i'm gunna be the first person to complain when there's an annoying bloody safety disclaimer ruining the aesthetic of the site, getting in the bloody way.

[Dan]

Why it made you laugh,my good doctor?..
Maybe you don't believe me,let's meet in some dark corner street one day,so I can prove it to you that tremendous pain causes sudden death due to the adrenaline release?
I'll bring Miss Tira with me,and have your balls ready.I'll bring the heavy wooden paddle,don't worry.
Apparently your 4 years in medical school never tought you that tremendous shocks can cause death.
You are the lausiest student I met,if you believe that...but hey..good luck to you.
Be as ignorant as you can be,and smash your doctor diploma on your chest when you get it.
Also..be aware that I didn't need your lousy confirmation,or not confirmation.
I assure you people die from adrenaline release...and from insuline release too sometimes.
Don't get smart,student..please.
love,danny

Firstly, the 'tremendous pain' you mention would not be anywhere near approachable by someone using this site by themselves.
Secondly, it's not a diploma it's an MD. But of course you'd know that, being a doctor yourself.
Thirdly, relating what you saw in a Bruce Lee movie to what someone may do on this site is quite amusing.
Fourthly... well, 'Thus death' made me chuckle.

I could go on but to be perfectly honest your responses to this thread are getting more and more abstract and I don't think going round in circles is achieving you anything.