I just want to say a very sincere thank you to everybody, I've been trying to win this thing for a long time. It's actually been a bit of an albatross around my neck for a few years now, and I'm so glad to finally be free of it. Now I can stop stressing this contest and just write whatever crazy shit whenever I want to write it, and that's exactly what I intend to do.
dbt wrote:I double dog dare you to try to win it again
Once is enough for me, Captain Pike. I got all the motivation I need to keep writing now.
Edit: I've actually asked Wyatt to keep me out of any future TOTM competitions. I really just wanted to win it once, now I'd rather just write for the fun of it and leave more slots out there for new authors.