so — everyone is complaining about the lack of girls here on milovana — and now it's your chance to do something about it.
Get hard
- First, you may not click on any links in this post until you are naked and hard
- As long as you are at home, you have to stay that way: make sure you are hard all the time
Today we're going to leave little notes to kinky girls in your neighborhood. You probably know best where to find them because you imagine being there in your wet dreams! You better know, because your next orgasm depends on it! The safest bet would be the erotica section of your local bookshop(s), but maybe a feminist cafe, a lesbian bar, a sex shop targeted at women .. or a student club that's well-frequented with hot horny girls. Or maybe a women's restroom at a Starbucks.
Create some flyers
When you are hard, go to the Milovana Card Creator at http://jsbin.com/ixulac/2 — we're creating some flyers. You have to fill out the form and hit "SAVE" to create you some flyers. Be creative! Think of what catches girl's attention!
Number of Rows manipulates the number of cards generated (maybe make em small, or large to "accidentally" leave in book, or maybe on the book).
image is the milovana logo, but you can replace it with any erotic art you find out the (Diver1's teases have nice pictures)
h1 is the first level heading
h2 is the second level heading
text is some free form text you can use to excite the reader
(for all of the above you are allowed, no, encouraged to use your national language, be creative!)
url is the page you want to show to the girls. maybe that's just
http://milovana.com/or the webteases at
http://milovana.com/webteases/.. or a category of webteases, or a specific tease ( probably bound-to-orgasms shopping or workout teases or showme's goddess training teases).
Make it trackable
It wouldn't be half the fun if we didn't know whether girls found them. So, you're going to
Code: Select all
http://goo.gl/Print it
Make sure to use the print preview to see if all text fits on the card, adjust the font size or number of cards if not. We want a professional direct marketing tool after all!
How many ? As many as you can handle. The more the better for you
Go out
Once you have printed and cut your flyers you should get ready to distribute them. Hope you're still hard and didn't become soft in between while reading this and making the cards. And as always: Be safe, don't do anything illegal.
Here's the catch
(Don't click the spoiler until your stand there with your hard cock, ready to go out with your printed cards)
- Spoiler: show
Source code for the card maker is at http://jsbin.com/ixulac/2/edit — love some feedback (and or improvements) from everyone who knows a little webdesign.
