Let's play a game...

[Lindsey]

Also...I apologize to anyone who's sent me a PM that I haven't been able to reply to yet. I've just been getting so many, it's too overwhelming. I was aware this thread would be a challenge to keep up with, but i'm afraid I just don't have enough free time to be on here replying to all sorts of PM's.

If you've sent me a message asking to chat some time, i'm very flattered, and to be completely honest, I get turned on just reading a message where someone tells me that something I wrote left them hard, hot and bothered, or even just turned on. I wish there were enough hours in the day for me to give each of you my undivided attention and have a little fun playing. But that's not the case.

Just know that it's very appreciated, and when I find the time to, I will definitely make it a point to chat with some of you when I can.

-L

[lockedup4u]

I just joined the site and after reading this thread all I can say is, Lindsey, where have you been all my life?
I didn't realize girls like you actually existed in real life and I can only hope I'll meet someone with a mind like yours!

As for my question, it's kind of a two parter. From your point of view, what is the most amusing thing you've made a guy do in order to earn his orgasm and how did you make him cum? And, what is the most amusing way you've made a guy cum after teasing him?

You're question for me can be a personal or sexual one if you want, just know I don't have much real life experience with this sort of thing. Thanks!

Thank you. I'm glad you're having a good time. ;)

Have you ever masturbated and cum on a girl's underwear, picture, or any other possession of her's without her knowing about it? If not, have you ever thought about doing it? Be very specific.

-L

I have not but I've always fantasized about it, just never really had the opportunity. The closest I've come was when I was in college. My roommate had a very good looking girlfriend and she would sometimes leave her clothes at the apartment. There was one time when she left a pair of her worn panties on top of the laundry. My roommate was downstairs and I picked them up and smelled them, taking in her scent. I started to rub myself as I inhaled and became hard instantly. I did this for a couple minutes before I put them back, worried I'd get caught.

As far as thinking about it, I've always fantasized about being at a friends house. She's incredibly hot and knows I want her because she's caught me staring and looking at her but she just smiles. We're on her couch watching a movie and she's laying with her head in my lap. I'm trying to pay attention but I keep looking at her. I can see part of her cleavage and her belly button is showing as her shirt rises and her jeans lower just a little. I see her hair falling over her shoulders and try to lean down a little and breathe in her scent without her knowing. I start to get hard and have to excuse myself, worried she'll feel me with her head in my lap. I go to the bathroom and see a pair of her freshly worn panties on top of the clothes hamper. I can't help myself and pick them up and take in her scent as I unbutton my pants and take out my cock. I feel how soft they are and imagine how she'd look in them. I put my nose over the crotch and just imagine that her pussy was touching that very spot only a short time ago. I realize this is the closest I've been to what I want so much as I get close to cumming. I'm so worked up by now that I take her panties and wrap them around my cock as I pump my fist harder and in a few seconds I'm cumming into the crotch of her panties. The cum soaks in and the pink fabric gets darker. It's only as I calm down that I realize that she'll see what I've done but there is nothing I can do now. I put the panties back, freshen up, and hope she won't notice. As I walk back to the couch she looks over and says, "Are you alright? You were in there a while and you look flushed." I tell her I'm fine and I sit back down. As she lays down with her head in my lap again I'm certain I see her grin, like she knows what I was doing. I can't help but think that she left those panties there on purpose for me to find. As she readjusts herself, her shirt rides up again and I see more of her stomach and the curves of her hips. I find myself imagining the panties she's wearing now, or if she's even wearing any, and I start to feel a tingle in my stomach and a rush in my groin as I start to get hard again, and I realize I'm right back where I was before I excused myself.

I hope you like this answer, it definitely got me hot just writing about it.

[doug1234]

my god lindsay! every time i come here im left speechless from your posts. i can't believe how god damn hot you are!

and if it's ok for me to say, lindsey was nice enough to send me a few pictures when i chatted with her. she's every bit as hot as she sounds!

please dont stop what youre doing, your incredible!

[Lindsey]

You really play sexual mind games like that with friends? Man, you really are as wicked as you seem. How many of your friends have you made end up wanting you? Geez.

Only the close ones. But let's not put any numbers to it ;)

And what would that other instance be? =D

You get a freebee, since i've been out of commission with the flu for the past few days...

There's a local club that my ex and I got dragged to one night. I don't normally frequent dance clubs, so I figured i'd make the best of it. Had too much to drink, and just enjoyed the company of some friends, who do enjoy those places. At any rate...the place was so packed with people, and the music was so loud, you could say almost anything without being heard by anyone farther than an inch from your mouth...and it's pretty easy to cop a feel, or promote the opposite without drawing much, if any, attention to yourself. I was testing the waters all night with my boyfriend at the time...making sure to feed him plenty of drinks, and get him nice and wound up.

I told him I had to use the ladies room...and that he was going to follow me in. I found the only handicapped restroom in the place and dragged him into it...locked the door behind us, pushed him up against it, and flipped the light switch so it was completely dark inside. After a little bit of pretty rough making out, and tearing each others clothes half-off, I managed to turn him around and back him up into the counter top where the sink was. I unbuttoned his pants, slipped his belt off, and use it to tie his hands behind his back, looping the belt around the faucet so he couldn't move too much. I got on my knees, and went down on him with no mercy, until I could feel he was going to loose it. I stopped and pulled away, started again...brought him to the edge 3 or 4 times (this didn't take very long ;) ). Then I got up, flipped the light on, buttoned my blouse, fixed my pants and said, "I think i'm ready to go home and finish that...You better find a way to get out and meet me in the parking lot before I leave and you're stuck getting a ride home with [our friends]". I opened the door, and twisted my wrist so it looked like I was locking it behind me. In reality, I was going to just wait outside to make sure noone went in there. I'd also check on him to make sure he was actually able to untie himself. But as far as he knew I was on my way to leave with the door locked behind me. He got out pretty quick though. ;)

As for my question, it's kind of a two parter. From your point of view, what is the most amusing thing you've made a guy do in order to earn his orgasm and how did you make him cum? And, what is the most amusing way you've made a guy cum after teasing him?

You're question for me can be a personal or sexual one if you want, just know I don't have much real life experience with this sort of thing. Thanks!

Thank you for the detailed response. It's quite a turn on to hear intimate things like that...that's exactly what I was looking for. ;)

I guess the answer to both of those questions would be one in the same. You said 'amusing', as opposed to the hottest, or anything like that. So I suppose I can tell you a story. ;)

My ex's parents were coming up to his place for dinner one night. We spent the day cleaning his place up, and going to the grocery store to pick up things I needed to make dinner with. A saturday mostly spent indoors meant that we had plenty of time for a few quickies. The thing about these quickies, though, is that I kept getting off him before he had an orgasm. I fucked him once when we got up in the morning and stopped abruptly before he came...told him that i'd finish him off in the shower. Then in the shower I went down on him until he was ready to cum...abruptly pull him out of my mouth, turned the water on full cold, and jumped out of the shower leaving him in there. ;) I promised i'd finish him off after we got back from the grocery store. Of course, I didn't...I promised him after we were done cleaning...then after we started dinner. ;)

While dinner was cooking, I got into the bedroom with him with the intentions that I had all day long...from the night before really. I told him that I was going to let him cum, but...he'd have to let me make him cum into a glass because I had plans for it. ;) I'll spare you the details of that session, but he had a nice orgasm after all the day's teasing. I was able to get a nice amount of semen out of him, which I transferred from the glass into an empty soda can I cleaned out. I left it on his nightstand. He was a little perplexed, and asked me what I was going to do with it. But that was for him to find out in a little while.

We finished making dinner just as his parents arrived. While I was setting the table and seating everyone, I made sure to sneak back in the bedroom quickly to grab the soda can I left there a little while ago...and put it down at the table where I was sitting. As we sat down, I asked his parents how their drive went, and picked up the soda can and took a good sized sip of his cum while they responded. I made sure to look at him and give him a little wink when I saw that he noticed what I was drinking. He turned bright red, and had a pretty hard time socializing at dinner...i'm not sure why. ;)

He later told me that the contrast of me being so polite and nice to his parents, while they had no idea I was drinking his cum right in front of them was enough to keep him hard the entire time we were eating. I felt bad about all the teasing and tormenting, so when they left for the evening, I let him lie me down on the bed and show me what I deserved for being so ruthless. ;)

-L

[justanotherguy]

Good god, drinking his cum in front of his parents? I'm certain that it made him hard....it made me hard right now just thinking of it!

[teased247]

That is hilarious ........ you are sooo funny. That poor ex of yours ...... he must be kicking himself for being an "ex" to you. You sure seem to be a dream come true ..... at least for I am sure most of the guys here that visit Milovana.

[KinkyJack]

Damn thee answers are hot!

My question:

Lindsey - If you were only allowed to cum in one way (no limit on amount of times) for the next 12 months, how would that be?

As per the others, ask me anything you like.

[Lindsey]

First of all... glad you're feeling better. I love the winter, but I hate the flu... and they kinda go hand in hand.

Secondly... I think that was probably the hottest post you've written on these forums, period. And I'm not even talking about the part where you answered my question! Eating your ex's cum in front of his parents... OMFG, where does your devilish mind come up with these ideas?

You are by far the most ruthless woman I have ever talked to. Now I just need to find someone like you that lives around here!


For my next question... it might be another freebie because it's not really a sexual question, but it kinda is. I was just wondering if you became a lab analyst because you wanted to wear the sexy white lab coat or if there was some other reason? =P

(I have to be honest... I've pictured you wearing that sexy, tight blouse in your avatar, with a plain grey skirt that goes to just below your knees. Some black high heels, with the white lab coat hanging down to halfway down your exposed calves. Hands in the pocket of the coat as you walk down the hallway... damn that's a sexy thought.)

Oh, and if my question is not a freebie, you can ask me anything in return... a normal question or a sexual question, doesn't matter.

Ruthless doesn't sound like a very desirable attribute! ;) Can we go with vicious instead?

And i'm glad that you've conjured up all this imagery of me at work. I suppose it's pretty accurate. I like to dress presentable, while still holding a certain level of sexual allure to the discerning eye. ;) Don't get yourself too hot and bothered with fantasies of doing me in the organic solvent storage closet...not even having to undress me, just lifting my skirt and lab coat up above my hips and sitting me down on a bench that happens to be at just the right height for you to slide your cock right in my pussy. Not that it would be wet already, of course. I never get turned on thinking about sex during the day. Oh, and no...no panties on under the skirt. And yes, my heels still on...bare legs, wrapped around you. I think the cold countertop against my ass would wake me up a bit for sure. Maybe when you were done cumming in me, i'd spread my legs open and let it drip all out onto your cock so I could clean you off with my mouth.

Have you ever cum inside a girl while she was completely clothed from the waist up? Not even messed her hair up, and tidied yourselves up as if nothing just happened?

I think you need to come up with another real question. ;) What about something really probing and personal. Noone has asked me anything i'm embarrassed to answer yet. ;)

Damn thee answers are hot!

My question:

Lindsey - If you were only allowed to cum in one way (no limit on amount of times) for the next 12 months, how would that be?

As per the others, ask me anything you like.

How many planets outside our own solar system have been directly observed and confirmed to exist?

-L

[Jaberwocky]

The tricky part in your question is that you ask how many planets are directly observed. (reducing the list of almost 276 detected planets greatly) And they also must be confirmed to excist.

If I can trust the site:
http://exoplanet.eu/catalog.php
The correct answer is five planets.
(Data I found on Wikipedia about directly observed planets, is out of date )

I have a question for you Lindsey: (same one as earlier)

Could you be tempted to do a webtease on this site?
If so, what would be a turn on or turn off for you in a webtease?
Or in other words, what would, or wouldn't you like?
The talk: demanding, playfull, degrading.
The tasks: teasing, humiliation, exposure, pain
The pics:
....


By the way, if you wish, I can try to come up with questions that might be difficult to find on the internet, and pm them to you. (No, I won't spread the answers around)

[CuriousBoy79]

i was going to let kinky jack have an opportunity to answer before I hopped in... but then again all is fair in love and war.

so my question... If you could only listen to 3 albums for the next 6 months, which three would you choose?

and all questions are fair game

[Lindsey]

The tricky part in your question is that you ask how many planets are directly observed. (reducing the list of almost 276 detected planets greatly) And they also must be confirmed to excist.

If I can trust the site:
http://exoplanet.eu/catalog.php
The correct answer is five planets.
(Data I found on Wikipedia about directly observed planets, is out of date )

I have a question for you Lindsey: (same one as earlier)

Could you be tempted to do a webtease on this site?
If so, what would be a turn on or turn off for you in a webtease?
Or in other words, what would, or wouldn't you like?
The talk: demanding, playfull, degrading.
The tasks: teasing, humiliation, exposure, pain
The pics:
....


By the way, if you wish, I can try to come up with questions that might be difficult to find on the internet, and pm them to you. (No, I won't spread the answers around)

5 Is correct. ;)

I appreciate the offer to provide me with questions. I thought about raising the level of difficulty again so the answers weren't readily available. But...what's the fun in that if I never get to answer questions people ask me? ;) Also...it's probably presumptuous of me to even assume that you guys are of the opinion that my answers are worth that kind of effort. ;)

If I could only cum one way...for an entire year? I don't even need to ponder it. Penetration. The thing that always gets me going more than anything else is having a guy inside me. Whether it's being on the aggressive side and getting on top of him..taking his cock in my pussy and sliding myself down to slip every inch of him in me so my pussy is pressing against the base of his shaft, soaking him with my wetness....or being on my back and feeling a guy press the tip of his dick into my wet slit and closing my eyes and biting my lower lip while he enters me, I just plain have more orgasms from plain old sex than any other way. I suppose it's hardwired in my brain, just being a woman, that i'd be enthralled at the idea of having a guy inside me.

-L

[Lindsey]

How about this one:

Have you ever been caught? (You know what I mean.) What were you doing? How did you react? (How did he react?)

And again, you can ask me any sort of question in return, sexual or not.

Ruthless tease is fine then...I suppose. But you better keep your fantasies in check or you're going to wind up with an unhealthy affinity to something you can't have. ;)

Oh, i'm a little embarassed to answer this one. So no sexual question for you this time, as it would be too easy to answer. ;)

The Vox AC-30 guitar amp went into production originally with technicians wiring up the amp based on a schematic with a mistake on it. It was many years before the company even realized this mistake, and by that point, they just kept things that way as it contributed to the signature sound of the amp. What was the mistake?

i was going to let kinky jack have an opportunity to answer before I hopped in... but then again all is fair in love and war.

so my question... If you could only listen to 3 albums for the next 6 months, which three would you choose?

and all questions are fair game

I suppose it would have to be as wide a variety as possible.

Regina Spektor- Begin to Hope
Led Zeppelin II
Further Seems Forever- How to Start a Fire

Just based on what i've been listening to lately I suppose. 3 albums it really tough. 10 would be easier. ;)

And I think you should answer a question anyways. Have you ver been attracted to a woman much older than you? If so, tell us about her and what it is that drew you to her.

-L

[Lindsey]

The error was on the Bass pot. One of the ends was grounded when it should have been left floating.

(And just because I answered quickly doesn't mean it wasn't hard... I've just gotten better at searching for things related to the AC-30. I'm gonna be an expert on the thing by the time you're done with me. =P)

Evidently you've found one (or more) of the tube amp forums. Anything more about the AC-30 and it'll have to be exceedingly hard. ;)

Initially, the answer was going to be no. But I remembered something, which isn't quite being caught directly, but close enough...

I had plans to go to a show with some friends one night and was going to meet up with them for dinner before hand. The boyfriend (now ex) of one of my good friends worked pretty close to my house, so he was going to meet up with me after work and we'd drive up to meet the rest of the group for dinner. When he called, I had just gotten home and was going to take a shower, then climb into bed for a sort nap. I had plenty of time before he got out of work.

I had a new cell phone at the time, and decided to utilize its speakerphone feature so I could talk to him and work out logistics while I undressed for a shower. He's a car guy and was teasing me about me letting him drive mine, so we were talking shop for a few minutes. I was kind of trying to end the conversation as I was standing next to the shower naked, and ready to get in and...well, I had been thinking about 'relaxing' myself all day at work. ;)

I finally ended the conversation, said my goodbye and shut the phone...got into the shower. What I didn't know was that the phone doesn't automatically hang up when you close it while in speakerphone mode. I guess he's one of those people that stays on the line to see if you're going to hang up, because, without me knowing it, he's listening to me lying on my back in the tub fingering myself, and moaning pretty loudly up until the point where I had an orgasm.

He had hung up by the time I got out of the shower, so I had no idea. When I went to pick him up at work a while later he seemed pretty amused for some reason. I eventually got it out of him of course, and I was mortified. It kind of turned in to a problem though, as he said he was pretty turned on by the whole ordeal, and I didn't know whether or not I should tell my friend about it (even more embarrassing!). To make a long story short, when I was talking with her that night she said she wasn't that into him and was thinking about ending things. So I just rode it out and didn't mention it until quite some time later when I had a bit too much to drink one night and we had a good laugh. ;)

But now there's definitely some guy out there who's listened to me masturbate in the shower. ;)

-L

[Lindsey]

Could you be tempted to do a webtease on this site?
If so, what would be a turn on or turn off for you in a webtease?
Or in other words, what would, or wouldn't you like?
The talk: demanding, playfull, degrading.
The tasks: teasing, humiliation, exposure, pain
The pics:
....

Oops...missed this.

I've browsed through the teases a bit. The idea of it is intriguing to me, though I didn't notice any geared towards girls.

And not to sound odd, but I have a pretty specific list of things that turn me on as far as teasing goes. I do tend to enjoy restraining myself when i'm masturbating, but i'm not sure doing something like a webtease would do more for me than that. It would have to be pretty on the mark.

I like demanding but it needs to be done with tact and has to be inciting. Anyone can demand something of me. Not just anyone can demand something and make it so I actually want to listen. ;) I like playful, but it has to be mixed with the right amount of malicious intent ;). I like degrading, but only in the way where someone is degrading me by pointing it out in things I do, or getting inside my head and pointing it out in things i'm turned on by or things I enjoy doing. Just simply calling me names without any thought behind it doesn't get me off. Calling me a whore doesn't do anything for me because i'm not a whore. Calling me a cock tease gets me dripping wet...because I am. It has to be, again, done with tact.

The same thing with humiliation. That's a very fine line with me. Teasing? The more the better. I can't get enough of it. Well, at least I have not reached my threshold yet. ;)

Exposure? If you mean physically...i'm confident enough with my body that it doesn't bother me in the least. Though I am extremely turned on at the idea of being treated like an object while i'm being exposed. So much to the degree that I get turned on when i'm at the doctor and they're looking at my body like i'm an object. Poking and looking, completely devoid of compassion. I suppose it's a common fetish. I'm not sure where it came from in my list of turn ons. ;)

Emotionally/mentally exposed? In a situation like this where i'm a stranger to any of you, I love the idea of having my most intimate thoughts exposed and brought out in the open. The consequences can't hurt me.

Pics? I have no idea. I'm normally not so visual. If it was done well, text alone would be more than enough. I probably wouldn't even look at the pictures. The problem I have with the pictures in the webteases i've seen is that they're not of the author. It's too unrealistic to me to make the step of associating one person visually with the thoughts of someone else. I can't get my head off of it. It's for this reason that when I make a webtease it will be done differently. Pics, yes. But not in the conventional sense.

I hope that answers your question.

-L

[teased247]

But now there's definitely some guy out there who's listened to me masturbate in the shower. ;)

-L

Hmmm ...... now my mind is just spinning with the question of whether or not this "ex" of your friend still thinks about that phone call? Was your orgasm powerfull enugh to produce the moaning and groaning that would ensure he still thinks about it today? I wonder how many people he just happend to tell about this "unbelievable" phone call he once had!?

That would have been such a great phone call to listen in on ........ and the fact that it was "accidental" makes it that much more hot.

Thanks,

Brian