It's an opportunity, seize it!

There are better, more faithful girls out there.

If the main attack here is vocabulary, the problem is that there are those of you who won't expand yours enough to take in a single, simple word.

Whilst is fine.

Seriously, it can't hurt a tease that bad, give me a break. I have never felt pulled out of a tease because it used a simple word that ...

Hmm...

The idea of a strapon tease actually sounds very fun!

While I am okay with another guy in the tease if the situation calls for it, it kind of takes me out of the feel if the guy in the picture is supposed to be me. I would rather be addressed as myself than have some strange man that looks ...

Please just cum? The idea of prostate problems makes me hurt.

Although, don't priests take vows of celibacy? They restrict themselves from others and themselves and I don't hear of many priests with health problems. Thus, I conclude that it is... safe?

Damn, I just don't know.

I voted yes because ...

The concept makes plenty of sense...

But I was still expecting "Soapbox" to be a tease.