You wanna feel bad for someone in a downturned economy, I'll give you someone...prostitutes. Because a prostitute doesn't have that same "worst case scenario" b-plan that we all enjoy. No matter how shitty things are going for you on the job, "Danny, if they lay off anymore people, I'm gonna be out on the streets sucking dick for a living. I got nothin else. I'm serious." A hooker doesn't have that same safety net. The hooker's already out there, sucking dicks. - Doug Stanhope