*Should the maker of this Webtease I'm reviewing find this review, read the entire thing before deciding if and how you will respond to the critique, and thus, the critic, yours truly. Also, to the maker of the Webtease being reviewed, this is not a personal attack or an assault on your character, unpleasant sounding adjectives are referring to actual offenders who are doing wrong.* -WIP- A gentle critique of "An Educational Experience" tease for couples.
"The Ballbusting lessons. . ."
"The Cocktorture lessons. . . *Mhm*"
*ahem*
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::Voices come from out side the camera's view::
"Argonaut, your jacking off on camera, you fucking baby dick!"
"Ahem. As I was saying, the ballbusting and cocktorture sessions were both awesome. I have no complaints there. But uh, one thing I definitely have a problem with is the Pscyhological Torture section. Fucking damn hell fuck that cock shit noise."
"Guys deserve respect. If you act like a bitch as the tease seems to instruct you being, you forfeit the man's respect in return. Do not be a blood sucking vampire bitch, be a cock sucking bitch, or whatever bitch your man agrees with, but maintain the proper attitude and distance between reality and fantasy at all times. Sexuality and erotic play have their place and is incredibly awesome and spectacular, but shut the fuck up and suck shit if you're going to be a literally evil bitch."
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-WIP- "Okay. . . So I'm not sure if I have the patience to go all the way through this review." The voices come from off camera again. "Yeah right you CANNOT LAST! YOU CANNOT LAST!"
I get embarrassed and shout with my race all red, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
They just take off their shirts, showing their naked boobs, and hot ass while some of them make suggestive blow job gestures with their mouth and flick their tongue in the air. . . I've forgotten that I didn't zip up my pants and suddenly my tiny dick tingles and there's an overwhelming sense of energy exploding in my balls all the way to the tip of my pee pee. I'm struggling not to touch myself at this point, but I have to zip myself up, otherwise I'll explode on camera.
"Shut up!" I grunt with a gutteral voice, since I"m squatting as hard as I can, struggling with all my strength not to climax by their hot sexy chanting. My toes curl, I feel someone take me in their arms and they lie me on my back before they force my eyes open and force me to watch while they make tiny dick jack off motions in front of my face. . . That's it, I can't fucking take it. It feels like the Earth is shaking, the Sun is going to go super nova, the entire world is going to end, I may take out everyone in the world with me like I'm a semen super bomb. . . when suddenly.
It happens. "Ugh" I whimper like a cute little girl. A tiny little spray of almost clear colored sperm spurts from my baby dick. Someone hands me the microphone as the naked girl sucks my tiny dick off non-stop to torture me, while a great horde of hot girls are waiting, almost as if in line behind her. My voice is suddenly very high pitched, like an extremely feminine girl as I continue the report.
"Okay." "Um, first of all, there's a lot of things I could say about the Psychological torture section. For one thing, Psychological torture is harder and more difficult to heal. Taking control of a man's life and exalting yourself over him as superior, even with erotic play in an arrogant, totally disrespectful tone, without a proper explanation of the context in sexual fantasy, is an extremely dangerous slippery slope, and is almost, if not completely, a non-consensual fucking with his mind, and that sounds like mental rape to me."
"Second of all, never drive a guy to get angry with the intention of just making him angry repeatedly over and over again. It's immature, unsafe, stupid, and above all, quite creepy. It makes you seem like a bitch fueled shit Queen, not a luscious, powerful babe that I hope that all the girls out there are." "Third of all, the whole intention of carving another mind out of the mind and emotions he already has is psychological warfare, theft, and I think I mentioned the word rape in this connotation before in the first reason I hated this portion of the tease." "It is disrespectful, insensitive, and mean spirited to force him into another personality just because of some dumb-ass sex play, UNLESS it's totally consensual and that's what he wants you to do. (However, this tease seems to present the context of this sex play in inappropriate manners I've already addressed). Men, be who YOU want to be, or who you ought to be, not what people want you to be, unless of course, the person people want you to be is the person you ought to be." "Oh, and that doesn't mean that just because a lot people are control obsessed dick heads, cunts and shits, that they have the right to cut you apart to make someone else they would rather have or possess. That is not erotic, sexy or funny, it is bullying, it is controlling and it is morally repugnant, unethical, ugly and possibly a symptom of the filth of society." My muscles contract, I grit my teeth as I'm about to ejaculate what seems to be a secret, planet destroying weapon out my wee wee, until a tiny little spurt the size of several flies pops out of my miniscule urethra. "Aghmmm!!!" Finally, I let the last part of the climax pass, which is a single, flying spray of cum that's sucked into a blonde chick's face as she sucks off and laughs at it's pathetic state. My nuts contract and climb into my pubic area, making it look like I have no ball sack.
- - - "This is Argonaut at "An Educational Experience" Webtease Review, signing out".
"Urk! I'm gonna cum again!" *splrch*
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Disclaimer
"No Webtease Makers were deliberately attacked or deliberately insulted in the making of this post".
"No baby dicks in this Thread were harmed."
"Okay, the latter's certainly not true. Argonaut's a babydick. He's got it coming".
Serious Disclaimer:
This "Review" was made in all good fun and was only based on what the Tease seemed to be saying. It may not be from your angle but I saw the Webtease of "An Educational Experience" as a tease that, while totally hot in it's own way, didn't seem to be written in the Psychological Torture section as well as it could have been, and it appeared to be saying something I found to be wrong, and taking something that shouldn't be taken lightly very flippantly.
I realize that it may not have been the Webtease maker's idea to write it that way, which is one of many reasons why I wrote this "Review" more like a pornographic comedy skit poking fun at myself than an attack. I mean no disrespect or personal attack on the Maker of this tease I'm critiquing, I'm only using the adjectives like "Bitch" etcetera to mean people are actually abusive and insensitive.
Read the original tease and was quite impressed they put in a lot of work.
not sure I agree with it all, tissue damage can start to occur after about 15 minutes of complete blood loss, so restricting blood flow for more than 15 minutes is not wise.
As for the review it seemed a bit incoherent to me I gave up even skim reading it.
Read the original tease and was quite impressed they put in a lot of work.
not sure I agree with it all, tissue damage can start to occur after about 15 minutes of complete blood loss, so restricting blood flow for more than 15 minutes is not wise.
As for the review it seemed a bit incoherent to me I gave up even skim reading it.
Ah. Did you find my grammar to be um. . . scrambled?
Read the original tease and was quite impressed they put in a lot of work.
not sure I agree with it all, tissue damage can start to occur after about 15 minutes of complete blood loss, so restricting blood flow for more than 15 minutes is not wise.
As for the review it seemed a bit incoherent to me I gave up even skim reading it.
Ah. Did you find my grammar to be um. . . scrambled?
To be honest, I also gave up reading the review. After the first post of your quadruple post I didn't get what you want to say, so I looked ahead. The Wall of Text with changing font size and changing color kept me from reading further. Sometimes less is more, you know
"Memories fade, but the scars still linger" (Heard this in a song not so long ago).
The psych bit should have been given more thought and treated more carefully.
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Just say it, don't worry about what people think and try to hide your thoughts in something because most people won't get it. If anyone's offended by your opinion (here on Milo) you are very (un)lucky.
"Memories fade, but the scars still linger" (Heard this in a song not so long ago).
The psych bit should have been given more thought and treated more carefully.
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Just say it, don't worry about what people think and try to hide your thoughts in something because most people won't get it. If anyone's offended by your opinion (here on Milo) you are very (un)lucky.
Thanks. I'm not trying to hide my opinion with Humor, I'm trying to make my opinion funny. :D
