And you wonder why we say no all the time.
Lemme let you in on a little secret (And I'm even going to use your own words against you!)
And yet, it seems, every month, like clockwork, instead of coming here and asking like a normal person, you feel the need to bitch and moan.boyintights wrote:whining gets me in the most trouble.
Moan and bitch.
I mean, it's getting to the point where I honestly think that you WANT to be in the condition you are in right now. Why else would you consistently ignore the communities advice to be a more productive member, post topics, maybe a tease, and actually introduce yourself properly.
Instead, you complain. So, pity becomes non existant.
Now, far be it for me to speak for the ladies/mistresses on this site (But I will anyway. Try and stop me.
), but I think that they would begin rewarding you if you treated them, and the site in general, the way you treat your mistress. It's only common courtesy, afterall. The LEAST you can do for those who hold your orgasm hostage is to be respectful. Curteous.Grammatical.
But, of course, you are none of these things. And so, no one feels any pressing need, or want, or obligation to give in.
After all, they assume that, if you really did want to end your horrible, pain enducing torment, you would have savvyed up and taken note of their advice.
Which brings me back to my original point. You must just really not want to cum at all, and are only going through the ropes to make it seem like you do.
But, then again, maybe you're a slow learner. So I've found it deep in my heart to give you another chance before I put your polls in the "Always Vote No" category of my life.
You want to cum? Then start becoming a more active member. You've been posting these polls for four months, and yet I still have a higher post count. I'm not exactly an active community member (Then again, I'm not asking them for favours, either, so it's win-win), but I've dealt with these people more than you have.
That's step 1.
Step 2 is rather simple. You should run your posts through a text editor. I mean, I understand that not everyone can write properly (Heck, I even make the most rediculous mistakes sometimes (
)), but everyone has access to a text editor of some kind. Sloppy grammar is inexcusable at this juncture, I'd think, considering what you want for us.Cruel? Yes. But, then again, if you'd smartened up earlier and just been overall less brusque in how you treated us, this wouldn't be a factor, now would it?
Step 3 is even simple. Show this post to your mistress. And, if she hasn't seen them, all your past post in these forums. She might be wondering why we haven't said yes yet, and, well, might as well let her curiosity be fulfilled.
She'll probably help you along on the other two steps, too! It's like a bonus!
And that's it.
It's that simple.
You follow these two steps, and you just might find yourself falling into our good graces, and the long anticipated orgasm will be yours!
But, continue to ignore it, and, well... 'fraid t'were not meant to be.
Remember. I'm just doing this for your own good.
'till next poll.
