Little Miss Jay wrote:Yes he did... I was going to let him out last night, but I gave him a little gamble, and he lost. So he had to spend one last night locked up, and I let him out this morning. He's got a little cum-cube task later, and he's still got a punishment due, so it's going to be a while before he gets any proper playtime!
Little Miss Jay x
I supose your merciless teasing is preferable compaired to those spikes. They should be called Miss Jays teeth. Reminding you just who owns that cock.
Little Miss Jay wrote:Yes he did... I was going to let him out last night, but I gave him a little gamble, and he lost. So he had to spend one last night locked up, and I let him out this morning. He's got a little cum-cube task later, and he's still got a punishment due, so it's going to be a while before he gets any proper playtime!
Little Miss Jay x
I supose your merciless teasing is preferable compaired to those spikes. They should be called Miss Jays teeth. Reminding you just who owns that cock.
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I agree with you on that one dlx - just about anything is preferable to the medium points!
Just got back in, sooner than I thought! Yay. Mind you I've been logging on everytime my friend went for more coffee or to the toilet etc. (ooo that sounds rude!)
The only jokes I know tend to be story jokes that take ages to tell
EDIT
Hang on I'll type fast....bear with me
“When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something”Emerson
To Err is human, to really f**k it up takes a coconuts!
This is a bad one, but it sort of fits into some of the discussions around here lately:
A female student comes to an older professor’s office hours wearing a very short skirt and low cut blouse. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly.
“I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. “I mean,” she whispers, “I would do anything.”
coconuts wrote:Just got back in, sooner than I thought! Yay. Mind you I've been logging on everytime my friend went for more coffee or to the toilet etc. (ooo that sounds rude!)
The only jokes I know tend to be story jokes that take ages to tell
Little red riding hood puts on her little red coat and puts a cake in her basket and sets off to grandmas house.
"Where are you going" says her mother
"To see grandma" replies LRRH
"Well be careful" says mum, "the big bad wolf is out there, and if he sees you he'll rip off your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red arse off!"
"Don't worry" says LRRH, pulling out a meat cleaver from her basket. "I can look after myself"
So off she goes to the woods.
A while later she comes across the woodcutter
"Where are you going" says the woodcutter
"To see grandma" replies LRRH
"Well be careful" says the woodcutter, "the big bad wolf is out there, and if he sees you he'll rip off your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red arse off!"
"Don't worry" says LRRH, pulling out the meat cleaver from her basket. "I can look after myself"
Off she goes deeper into the woods.
Just in sight of grandma's cottage, who should jump out from the bushes....
Yes, the big bad wolf
*sinister wolf like voice*
"Little Red Riding Hood, do you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to rip off your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red arse off!"
Little Red Riding Hood smirks, pulls out her meat cleaver and says.....
"No your not! You're going to get down on your knees and EAT ME like it says in the story!!!"
“When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something”Emerson
To Err is human, to really f**k it up takes a coconuts!
coconuts wrote:Little red riding hood puts on her little red coat and puts a cake in her basket and sets off to grandmas house.
"Where are you going" says her mother
"To see grandma" replies LRRH
"Well be careful" says mum, "the big bad wolf is out there, and if he sees you he'll rip off your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red arse off!"
"Don't worry" says LRRH, pulling out a meat cleaver from her basket. "I can look after myself"
So off she goes to the woods.
A while later she comes across the woodcutter
"Where are you going" says the woodcutter
"To see grandma" replies LRRH
"Well be careful" says the woodcutter, "the big bad wolf is out there, and if he sees you he'll rip off your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red arse off!"
"Don't worry" says LRRH, pulling out the meat cleaver from her basket. "I can look after myself"
Off she goes deeper into the woods.
Just in sight of grandma's cottage, who should jump out from the bushes....
Yes, the big bad wolf
*sinister wolf like voice*
"Little Red Riding Hood, do you know what I'm going to do?
I'm going to rip off your little red skirt, pull down your little red panties and fuck your little red arse off!"
Little Red Riding Hood smirks, pulls out her meat cleaver and says.....
"No your not! You're going to get down on your knees and EAT ME like it says in the story!!!"
Wow - fairy tales are lot more graphic where cocnuts lives!
I supose your merciless teasing is preferable compaired to those spikes. They should be called Miss Jays teeth. 
Reminding you just who owns that cock.
It wouldn't have happened if you had told me the joke in the first place!
