See the Paddle...Feel the Paddle

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First, I have a photographic memory, which helped me through this journey.

Dialog between froodly and his id:
froodly: Photographic memory, eh? Very cool. *adds a few Miss Shell Coolness Points to the ledger*
froodly's id: Hey! How many MSCP's she got now?
froodly: Ah, looks like 3,842 as of current data.
froodly's id: Umm... I can only count ta 3. Izzat more'n 3?
froodly: *sigh* Yes, considerably more than 3, lil' dude.
froodly's id: Told ya. Told ya she was cool.
froodly: Why, yes. Yes, you did. Though, in my defense, I did actually believe you this time.
froodly's id: *mutters* Fer once. *happily points a claw down-post* Hey, didja notice the big, shiny pile of pretty numbers Miss Shell put in her post down there?
*froodly briefly attempts to avoid the temptation to fiddle with the numbers, fails quickly, and succumbs to the allure of math; this one time the temptation is not Miss Shell's doing*
froodly: *picks up id, seats him on left shoulder* Calculemus!
froodly's id: *rolls eyes*

On Wednesday night, I felt thoughts of discouragement, as my back just didn’t seem to want to cut me any slack.

If you haven't tried a TENS unit, that really worked on back pain for me. (And yes, we may now pause to appreciate the irony of a physician setting me loose with a TENS unit and innocently encouraging me to hook it up to my body. Many batteries valiantly gave their lives... but it did work for its intended purpose.)

[...breathtaking description of 1348 strokes...]
Spanking took 18 minutes 45 seconds.

*eyes wide* Wait... ummm...

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Elapsed time: 18min 45sec = 18*60+45sec = 1125secStroke rate:  1348 strokes / 1125 sec = 1.2 strokes/sec

You took 1.2 strokes/sec, and sustained that rate for almost 20min?! As a masochist who appreciates intensity: I am in awe of you! As if I needed another reason.

*remembers to breathe; breathing is good; breathing is our friend*

The orgasm happened 4 minutes and 10 seconds later. *blushing*

*eyes wider* After all that energy expended on a high-rate spanking, it still took only 4 minutes?! I understand the hardware's different between us, but still... this is an incredible energy level.

Then I started on the first of the 72 edges [...] It took around 22 minutes and 12 seconds to get to that first edge. I went through them all fairly quickly…one leading into the other…..it was rather intense.

Five minutes and eight seconds after the first edge happened, I was orgasming. *blushing* That was a more intense orgasm then the first one.

*eyes even wider, now probably stuck that way* "[T]he first of 72 edges": you say that casually, like it's not a week-long project... but the numbers tell an awe-inspiring story:

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Elapsed time: 5min 8sec = 5*60+8sec = 308secEdge time:    308sec / 72 edges = 4.28sec/edge

You took 72 edges with only about 4sec between each one?! And then you were still capable of another orgasm after that? And all you have to say is that it was "rather intense"?! "Rather"?!

You are now officially a Master of Understatement. (I googled "Mistress of Understatement", but... not really the same oomph.)

I have no regrets and don’t want any do over’s, and nothing feels as if it needs to be “fixed”. I want to share these things, because there may be other submissives that go through things and maybe my sharing might help them. *smile*

I can't imagine you wanting to do anything over, because I can barely imagine surviving it once. I didn't know the human nervous system could do that! And now, of course, I'm speculatively eyeing my own nervous system (which is attempting to crawl up inside my spine for protection, but of course that never works...).

Right.

Lesson time for froodly: I used to worry that I was too much of a masochist, or too interested in intense feeling. No more. Now, I am well and truly schooled -- you really, really do know what you're talking about! When you have something to say about masochistic experience, I promise to sit down, shut up, and listen respectfully. As if I wasn't going to do that already...

*walks off carefully to take a cold bath*

*blushes bright red at you pointing all of this out!!!!*

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