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[MistressD]

PS: MistressD, i think you should order birdman to make this cocktail...
And it would be much more interesting if he had any cumcubes to replace the icecubes.

We actually do have a fairly nice sized cumcube sitting in the freezer! I hadn't thought much about what to do with it, but sometimes Birdman does like a drink to help him relax!

I can't believe someone actually wrote a cookbook like this! Although actually, in light of this thread, maybe I shouldn't be surprised!

Mistress D

PS - Nika, this was a great idea - very entertaining to read about!

[KevKev]

This is a really good idea :D

I think Miss Jay's boys are looking for an excuse to have both an orgasm and some snacks!

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Thank you for all the comments. Remember boys, no cummies till Date Night this Saturday. From now on, I'll post all new Date Nights in a new thread.

Nika

[lukey]

Hello all,

Unfortunately, I wasn't able to complete this task. I was gone for the weekend, so tonight was to be the big evening. I'd been horny after a week with not cumming, had found a receipe for Chocolate chip cookies http://www.popularcookierecipes.com/Chocolatechip.html that I was going to try.

I got through most of the steps. Had all the ingredients in the bowl. I started mixing and nothing. It was tough and wouldn't mix. Apparently, I had missed where it said that a mixer is needed.

So, I'm here and horny, but have to wait for this coming Saturday to see how I'll be cumming.

I'm waiting and anxious to see what is in store!

[A_Rouselle]

Some of the posts for the semen recipe article are absolute classics.

Here are some highlights

"You know what. I'll be damned if I collect a dudes nut and keep it in the fridge to store for recipes."

"that's saying "yeah i'm a dude, and i like to swallow"
nice, you want to be known as the person who gobbles down cum.
congratulations

Any wives in need of a good laugh???

Ok - yep, strange but there are stranger things to eat out there. Not that I would, mind you.

If it was my husbands seed, sure - I'd try it. He would love the fact that I'm cooking something up (for myself) with his sperm and eating/drinking it. I think it would be one of those 'kinky' nights after that... sizzle!
But somebody else's semen, that I didn't even know - no way!
But heck - the stuff cures everything, right guys?

"Eat up, children, your dad had to work very hard at getting you your dinner tonight... he put all he had into it!"



Hope you all enjoyed the cakes.......

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Well I can't decide my favorite story! Standing in the aisle picking out the mix with a mixture of delight and disgust amused me. But making the recipe, and not having it work must have been wonderfully frustrating. Well, Saturday's will not require any special items. I honestly don't know if it will be easy or really difficult.

Nika

[sillynick]

He actually is a pretty good cook! But now I think I might need to watch him a little more closely when he's in the kitchen! (or at least make sure he's locked up properly whenever he cooks for me!)

Mistress D[/quote]



i take it there will be no more deserts based around a meringue base Mistress D?

[humiliated loser]

May i join this club? Nika.

[chowheiss]

i would join in! =)

[Heathcliff]

Well, let's see: before you two this thread hasn't been updated in almost a year: so no, you two probably can't join.

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

*grins*

[Heathcliff]

Whoa! Weird! Ника: now that you've given the slightest bit of possible recognition to me, I have the sudden urge to deluge you with unsolicited (and let's face it, creepy) poorly written private messages! And not just one, many! Each one more sycophantic then the last!

But not only that! I also feel entitled to post several responses in this very thread! Probably in rapid succession, asking why you haven't replied to my post! Weird!!

*Edit: Corrected wrong name.

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Entitled? Emboldened, perhaps. I suggest spelling my name correctly first.

Nika

[Bindo]

Entitled? Emboldened, perhaps. I suggest spelling my name correctly first.

Nika

I'm a very polite English lad, so please believe me when I say I've never used this word online before, but...

Owned.

[Heathcliff]

My apologies Nika Ferlinghetti. I suppose, like driving, typing is best left to the sober. (Especially to someone with such a....distinctive name.) And although I posted nominally to you, you're not really my primary audience. (You seem smart enough to have realized this.) Though, I think it will fall on deaf ears in the end.

But hey, unlike some men, when I use you (if only temporarily, as a prop in my diatribe) I'm honest about it.