Win some playtime!

[coconuts]

Morning Miss Jay,

If you are out in the sunshine today, make sure you slip,slop,slap!

" What do you think it's going to be like tonight? "It's gonna be hot and wet! That's nice if you're with a lady, but it ain't no good if you're in the jungle." " - Good Morning Vietnam

I apologise to those of you who do not live in the UK, but we are experiencing what I think is called summer




Scientists in the UK are urging people not to panic when a large, shiny yellow ball appears in the skies over Britain this week. Experts say that while the ball will lead to increased amounts of heat and light, it is not a demon, a dragon or an alien spacecraft, and will, for the most part, be rather pleasant.

[dix]

I apologise to those of you who do not live in the UK, but we are experiencing what I think is called summer

It's called Hell! Bring back winter.

dix.

[choice]

It's called Hell! Bring back winter.

dix.

Yeah, seriously... I'm tired of sweating.

[slave alexander]

Good morning , woke up this morning excited like a child at Christmas, yet one where russian roulette is played after dinner !! My fingers are crossed once again!!
Miss Jay, Ive been wondering all night whats in store today...

@ dubs yeah soz missed ur link, the thread has been very lively recently, so i must have missed ur posting that! Yeah like i said i just stumbled on it, i was just setting up a new email on that thing when i saw the bikini waxing thing. At times its been about three or four posts in the same minute, just think how difficult it must be for Miss Jay to keep up with everything!!


Ps I like the summer

[dubble]

Miss Jay, Ive been wondering all night whats in store today...

I just try not to think about it alex. In my mind, I'm just a toy for LMJ to play with and I love the playtime She allows (If, when, and how!). Certain toys fit Her certain moods. Sometimes I'm placed upon a shelf for a better time to be played with. There are many toys and I know LMJ can choose depending on Her mood... as it should be (Similar to an implement in Her suitcase, She wouldn't use the same one on dan every time.). She knows I'm here and always willing, at the ready. I just try not to be a pest, a whining, sniveling, needy pet that constantly demands Her attention, one who begs too much or tries to make Her feel sorry for me, trying to manipulate Her into what I want. (But I'm happy to beg when She wants to hear it!).
Sorry, off on a tangent here, but reading some of LMJ's PETS posts yesterday were irritating to me... that some toys were worried about what they were gonna get... and when, being martyrs or feeling sorry for themselves. I'm glad She set the record straight and hopefully all will learn from this.
Yes, I start to wonder what might be in store for us all (at times), but whatever/whenever she decides is great with me as long as SHE likes it. Hopefully all of us will learn this.
BTW, how are you holding up?

@ dubs yeah soz missed ur link, the thread has been very lively recently, so i must have missed ur posting that!

... just think how difficult it must be for Miss Jay to keep up with everything!!

Ps I like the summer

No big deal, but I just thought it funny how we each thought of ari when reading that article! Yeah, the busy post makes it tough. I've been reading it a lot lately trying to stay caught up, but you can see I'm always posting late and even missing out on playtime or socializing. I always feel like I'm missing out, but it's the nature of the beast.
As for LMJ keeping up... I'm not sure how She can/does, but She always seems to know everything going on about everyone! She must have those lingerie model superpowers or something! Very impressive indeed!
And I'm with you about Summer. I'd MUCH rather be thinking of LMJ in a bikini rather than Her bundled up in 20 layers of clothes in Winter! Besides, there's always a great way to cool down and the scantily-clad women are abundant!

[slave alexander]

haha i agree with most of the people most of the time
It was funny how both me and dubs thought of the same thing when we saw that article on waxing

I think Miss Jay is truly brilliant.

and I`m totally in awe of her abilities.

I hope i didn`t seem whiney yesterday! (it is a side effect of my extreme horiness)

I try to be good,

and not too annoying

That is the good thing about this place tho everyone is different and it just takes a bit of time for things to smooth out i guess, and everyone can get along and know their places/roles etc

err yeah

It`s such a roller coaster for me personally at the mo its hard enough for me to keep up with my mood swings let alone communicate them. But i try to keep Miss Jay up to date and also try to entertain.

Have nice days everyone

Edit All the 1`s "get in there my son"
or quadruple Nelson (who had 1 arm 1 leg and 1 somethin else)

[Helena]

Wondering what Helena has in store for ari... (put him in the hospital?). He's being so cocky lately like it's not bothering him. I think Helena will really make him PAY!

He's very nervous about the wax! Sometimes he tries to be cool and think positive but also he has begged me plenty of times on the phone not to do that. I have lots of plans for our vacation and the wax is probably one of easiest tasks. Today i won't punish him because he did something for me last night, something bigger than an apology for his bad behaviour. I expect him to do the same for Miss Jay before the end of the week although i'm sure he has already planned it.

So how are you all boys doing today? I was surpriced to see that there were only 6 pages since last night until i read Miss Jay's posts. A woman takes her whip, raises her voice just a little and see what happens! All you pets look so terrified, like Miss Jay has pressed your mute button. It seems you have already appreciated more her presence and the playtimes she gives you, don't you?

[slave alexander]

So how are you all boys doing today? I was surpriced to see that there were only 6 pages since last night until i read Miss Jay's posts. A woman takes her whip, raises her voice just a little and see what happens! All you pets look so terrified, like Miss Jay has pressed your mute button. It seems you have already appreciated more her presence and the playtimes she gives you, don't you?

yes, I mean
yes Miss Helena

Hope your having a nice day too as of course i do Miss Jay.

[Little Miss Jay]

Morning boys!

I will be sending tasks out to the 'i am worthy' pets soon! Just editing a bit and making sure everything is just right

How are we all today?

Little Miss Jay x

[coconuts]

Morning boys!

I will be sending tasks out to the 'i am worthy' pets soon! Just editing a bit and making sure everything is just right

How are we all today?

Little Miss Jay x

Great to see you miss jay. I am alllllll yours!!

C x

[slave alexander]

Thanks Miss Jay
very well thank you
another nice sunny day here 2day hope its the same with you and you have a nice day off

[georgecuck]

Hello Miss Jay!

I am feeling pretty good today. I have a lot of Uni work to do, but there is the possibility of playtime, and it looks like the sun might make it through the clouds any minute now, so I cant complain.

Hope you are well and feeling good, Miss Jay

George

[Little Miss Jay]

I have been thinking of tasks that Dan can do while I'm at work over summer.. I'm thinking cleaning, preparing a nice dinner- Like a roast or something that he'll have to prepare all day!

What else can I set him while I'm not there? Of course, I'll have him make my lunch and foot rubs when I am home! Hee hee!

Little Miss Jay x

[kneeforu]

Good morning Miss Jay! Hope you are having a great day!

[coconuts]

I have been thinking of tasks that Dan can do while I'm at work over summer.. I'm thinking cleaning, preparing a nice dinner- Like a roast or something that he'll have to prepare all day!

What else can I set him while I'm not there? Of course, I'll have him make my lunch and foot rubs when I am home! Hee hee!

Little Miss Jay x

Don't forget the washing, ironing and gardening
Your website will take some time too.

How about giving him a project, something to research? Or perhaps to do some negotiations so that your website members get discounts at the best toy stores