Who wants to play?

[dix]

Seeing that we are on crap jokes. How do you annoy Lady GaGa? Poker face. i'll get my coat.

I think you should leave your coat and walk home cold for that one Nick.

dix.

[sillynick]

ok, ok - i apologise to everyone for that joke. i hang my heid in shame.

[slave alexander]

haha
ur signature makes up for it nick!

and c i thought ur joke was quite good!

[MistressD]

haha
ur signature makes up for it nick!

and c i thought ur joke was quite good!

Nick - I meant to ask about your signature...

What's "Enland"? Is that some sort of slang? Is the "g" in England silent and nobody told me?

[dix]

Nick - I meant to ask about your signature...

What's "Enland"? Is that some sort of slang? Is the "g" in England silent and nobody told me?

It's like the oposite of how the Americans usually pronounce it. Enggaland.

dix.

[MistressD]

I think you're being way too helpful here dix! I'm sort of hoping that whatever catches my wife's eye tonight will be on back order and it might be weeks or months before they can be delivered... By then maybe I'll have found a fancy new vibrator for her and she will have forgotten about these new "toys"

By the way, where did that bed come from? You don't see a combination stock/footboard too often! Doesn't look like something you'd find in a typical furniture store!

I'm sure you'll be quite safe Birdman. I know Miss D dosn't like hurting you too much.

dix.

He has nothing to worry about! Only a cruel domme would really crush a man's balls!

It's been years since I did any permanent damage to him!

[dix]

He has nothing to worry about! Only a cruel domme would really crush a man's balls!

Dan is soooo fucked.

dix.

[sillynick]

He has nothing to worry about! Only a cruel domme would really crush a man's balls!

It's been years since I did any permanent damage to him!

i sooo want to say that its called marriage but even i am not that brave.

Also i spelt it Enland for a variety of reasons such as how long would it take for someone to pick up on it. The major reason though is that the ruddy switch pigs would work properly so i had a finger fumble and ended up typing using my elbows.

[dix]

i sooo want to say that its called marriage but even i am not that brave.

I wasn't the only one then.

dix.

[sillynick]

i sooo want to say that its called marriage but even i am not that brave.

I wasn't the only one then.

dix.

Thank goodness for that. i thought i would be in sooooo much trouble all on my own. Actually i probably still am.

[MistressD]

He has nothing to worry about! Only a cruel domme would really crush a man's balls!

May i contribute to your happiness? I found an interesting crushing board.
It's also a very simple design if Dan wants to make a homemade one.

aria

Birdman is going to just love this one!

Aria - why are you shopping at "GaySexToyBox.com"?

[MistressD]

He has nothing to worry about! Only a cruel domme would really crush a man's balls!

Dan is soooo fucked.

dix.

I can't wait to hear about Miss Jay using her crop while Dan's in his humbler! You have good health care in the U.K. right?

[dix]

He has nothing to worry about! Only a cruel domme would really crush a man's balls!

May i contribute to your happiness? I found an interesting crushing board.
It's also a very simple design if Dan wants to make a homemade one.

aria

Birdman is going to just love this one!

Aria - why are you shopping at "GaySexToyBox.com"?

Hahaha. Busted Aria.

dix.

[dix]

I can't wait to hear about Miss Jay using her crop while Dan's in his humbler! You have good health care in the U.K. right?

Nope.... Dan's fucked.

dix.

[slave alexander]