Football decides

[PelleEpoque]

Anyway, January is over so the question is: do you want it to keep running?

I think its been fun so I wouldn't mind continuing this

[forbiddendesire]

Oh god, after beating Liverpool, losing to Sheffield and drawing away to Arsenal... I'm agoning... and in denial

Probably this is the first time everoyne is in denial
Anyway, January is over so the question is: do you want it to keep running? Any ideas to rules (changes, additions etc) are welcomed! Thank you for everyone joining, it was a great ride!

I wouldn't mind continuing either, it's pretty fun to hop on here and read the reactions to your team winning/losing. Only change I'd make to the rule is allowing 1 cum per victory, not per goal scored because that can get quite out of hand lol.

[Zoli]

Nice to hear, you want to continue, so let's goooo! :)

Personally, only one cum per win would be not enough but if you feel like, you can play by that rule! It's still difficult after such weeks when there were no wins. I cannot wait for the next match to kick off I really hope Saints will be destroyed tomorrow!

Am I too late to join? Can I pick Liverpool as they are my team?

No, never too late! Welcome to the game and let me wish you the less orgasms as possible you'll never cum alone

[Arthur]

It's been fun so far so I'm still in!

That said, I'm too much of a wimp to say one orgasm for any win but maybe a compromise. One orgasm for each point in the spread, so 3-1 match means two orgasms. To limit really long dry spells a single ruined is allowed in the case of a tie.

[throwawayacct]

Mike Dean Special...fuck, the officiating in the Premier League is so shitty. They have cameras covering the whole pitch, but use VAR so selectively and arbitrarily. Last week - Mane put a forearm into a defender's throat, no call, no review. They sliced Son's "offside" badly, as if whenever VAR is called on they look at how they can rule it offside...isn't it supposed to be attacker's benefit? That's fucking gone. 14 times, VAR has ruled Son offside by a motherfucking pixel...and last week they drew the line halfway up TAA's arm. No consistency. Throw in Allison's handling the ball outside the box with no call or review - it was a fucking DOGSO and a keeper handling outside the box is a fucking card.

Speaking of the rules...so many gaps that judgement would have covered (handball rules), constant changes and tweaks to eliminate grey areas are leading to situations where a call affects the whole game and a referee just shrugs at the black-and-white rule written by someone who never played the fucking game. This whole defenders with arms behind their back is fucking bullshit.

There's some real hinky shit going on in the FA, and it's almost like VAR is getting used to keep trying to hide it. These fucks are ruining teams and having serious effects on the table. Hundreds of millions of dollars/pounds/euros are at stake, and a couple big clubs with big fanbases and mega payrolls seem to be the beneficiaries of all the controversial shit.

And Sadio Mane is one of the dirtiest players in the league, who gets away with everything because of the jumping, whining fucking clown on the sidelines. I had a foot broken and college "career" ended by someone throwing in the kinds of challenges he does when he loses the ball.

[Zoli]

Oh no, a last minute denial by Everton and now only one orgasm until at least Sunday? Will be a tough week
This month is much worse than January.. dropping points and getting denials is not what I got used to! :D Come on United, you can do much better!

How are you doing? Not so much luck these days, I can see that!

[throwawayacct]

Adopted a puppy the sunday before last, so there's no "me time" happening regardless of football results - I'm out.

Woohoo, we beat West Brom. If we shit the bed against Everton, it's a Europa win or no european football next season for Spurs, I'm certain. But still...lots of other top teams finding some struggles. Except City. Fuck City.

[Arthur]

February is not going nearly as well as Jan. I'd gotten used to winning so this losing streak has been rough. Now a 5-4 loss? Thank God it's only until Saturday...I hope!

[Zoli]

February is not going nearly as well as Jan. I'd gotten used to winning so this losing streak has been rough. Now a 5-4 loss? Thank God it's only until Saturday...I hope!

I feel you, United also in a bit of a dip and City is just unstoppable. I hope it will turn soon

[PelleEpoque]

February is not going nearly as well as Jan. I'd gotten used to winning so this losing streak has been rough. Now a 5-4 loss? Thank God it's only until Saturday...I hope!

I feel you, United also in a bit of a dip and City is just unstoppable. I hope it will turn soon

Yeah February has been tough, I agree. Arsenal haven't won since 26th of January so this denial is more and more difficult each passing day

[Zoli]

And another draw Next match is Real Sociedad away and only on Thursday :O I'm not very optimistic, to be honest.

However, it is looking good for you, Arsenal is winning 4-2! Well earned cummings, use them wisely :D

[Arthur]

And Aresenal got the win. Enjoy yourself as I look down the barrel of another four days of serious edging. After a couple of days at five edges a night I really need that win!