How to ruin orgasms

[wonderbo]

Honestly, I'm just scared. I don't want to do anything that might weird her out. She found porn on my computer one time and it was a really big deal. I'm pretty sure she contemplated divorcing me over it.

[timm]

One interesting way is by inserting one q tip/ cotton bud inside the urethra, a few strokes prior to the moment of orgasm.
Another is by inserting some salt, with the aid of a toothpick, with leaving both in while the subject is having an orgasm.
Third: beating the subject's balls with a pencil while he is having an orgasm, having him collect the sperm in his own hand, then watch him eat it.

Why not combine them all by wetting the q tip and sprinkling it with salt,I think the rest is self explanatory.
I've only got one question, why does getting you balls tapped over and over with a pencil hurt so much?
Timm

P.S. look I got a heart on

[janmb]

Honestly, I'm just scared. I don't want to do anything that might weird her out. She found porn on my computer one time and it was a really big deal. I'm pretty sure she contemplated divorcing me over it.

Ouch, better not tell then

Your first description gave a different picture of her entirely

[wonderbo]

Honestly, I'm just scared. I don't want to do anything that might weird her out. She found porn on my computer one time and it was a really big deal. I'm pretty sure she contemplated divorcing me over it.

Ouch, better not tell then

Your first description gave a different picture of her entirely

She's awesome, and fun. I'm afraid that her knowing this about me would cross her "weirdness" line.