Nika's Date Night - Saturday August 29th

[sillynick]

Hi Boys!

I've been away on vacation, recharging my mental batteries. Now, I know some of you wankers didn't make a messy last week so you are raring to have a go this week. Here's your chance:

Find a bucket or similar container, then strip off your clothes. Fill the bucket roughly 2/3's with ice, and the rest with water. You'll also need a timer or watch. Then kneel, with one knee to either side of the bucket. When you're ready, drop down and dunk your precious package in the icy mix. For every second they're submerged, you earn a stroke! Think of if, one minute of ice and you've earned a whole 60 tuggies!

As always, don't be an idiot. Let's not have any trips to the ER. You can make multiple dunks to earn your strokes. Each must be at least 10 seconds long. Take all day if you need, but you must not get dressed between attempts.

Two final rules. Once you think you've earned enough strokes you must begin wanking immediately when they emerge from the water. And second, if you fail to make a cummy, you can try again, but.............you have to start all over. And for the second attempt, and all other attempts today, you must use a hot lube such as Tiger Balm or Ben Gay on your balls. So, really focus on that first attempt, it's your best chance.

I want full reports on my desk!

Nika

Good afternoon Miss Nika. Frozen balled sillynick reporting in. And may i say f@#k me that was a cold date night. my balls traveled so far up my body i had to swallow to get them back down towards where they should be.

So there i was all confident that i could handle the cold. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight....i soon learnt otherwise. i thought that i would start off for 30 seconds. Did You know that 30 seconds can actually last as long as 13.4 years? No? Well that is what those first 30 seconds seemed like. And did my breath get taken away? Not so much taken as ripped viciously from my lungs and stolen away by the thief of Baghdad.

So now for the next 30 seconds. Not so bad this time as my balls had sort of gone numb. But now the cold is seeping in to my stomach and causing a couple of cramps. Hmmmmm, not good. Third time i am upping it to 1 minute to get as many strokes as possible in as short a time as possible.

Ultimately i managed two hundred and three seconds so i got 203 strokes. Well i got hard and to the edge and then ran out of strokes. Will i have another go today? Might do but waiting to get warm again before i think about having another try.

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Awww! That must really have been..........dare I say it............hard! You really made me laugh out loud. I'm guessing as you approached your 203rd stroke, and no cum in sight, that you wished you could dunk your bits back in the icy water. I so wish I could see the look on your face, that crushing look of disappointment.

I do hope you tried again with the icy hot or ben-gay. If you did, I'll tell you where I got this idea.

Nika

[potveg]

thank you Nika for "The Date" and to Redfred Neo et all for your full reports. I am dying with laughter here my sides ache its so funny. I am not lying, tears are rolling down my face........to quote Redfred "But what could I say ..." sorry, I have to go now and soak my balls in ice water just so I can..." and Neo....."all of a sudden I heard noise outside my house, to my horror again I saw my neighbor pulling into my driveway and getting out of his car." these are precious reports and whenever I need cheering up I will be back to re-read them.

[sillynick]

Awww! That must really have been..........dare I say it............hard! You really made me laugh out loud. I'm guessing as you approached your 203rd stroke, and no cum in sight, that you wished you could dunk your bits back in the icy water. I so wish I could see the look on your face, that crushing look of disappointment.

I do hope you tried again with the icy hot or ben-gay. If you did, I'll tell you where I got this idea.

Nika

i wish i could say that i did have another go i really do Miss Nika. But i can't. How can i persuade You to let me knwo where You got this wicked idea from Miss Nika?

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Because you asked so nicely, I'll tell you.

When I was young, we went to a science museum. And they had this fascinating display. Through one thin pipe ran very cold water. When you grasped that pipe, it was uncomfortable but bearable. A second pipe had hot water in it. Again, it was uncomfortable, but completely bearable. And in the center, they had the two pipes intertwined. When you grasped that, you recoiled in pain. And yet, it was just the same cold and hot water pipes wrapped around each other. Apparently your senses become overwhelmed by the combination, but it was quite safe to touch.

So, I just wanted some wankers to test this out. Thank you boys, it amused me.

Nika

[RoniDev]

dont try ben gay or icy hot on your balls. I know what I am talking about ;) I had my balls plastered with icy hot once and jesus I nearly cried and I normal dont cry, but on the other side... I would do it again if this would give me the chance to cum right now

[sillynick]

Thank You for letting us wankers in on the secret Miss Nika.

i read something similar in a sci-fi story once only it was to do with a guy spattering a woman with hot soup and then he threw cold wine over her. The twisted pipes thing is to do with how the nerves in the body transmit the signals and how the brain then interprets those signals. The brain is not too clever at doing opposites at once through one source, i.e. one hand on the twisted pipes leads to a massive confusion vortex within the brain that makes it say wibble. Or something like that anyway.

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

*grins*

And boys, you'll need a candle for this Saturday's date. A long one, roughly a foot long or more. I suppose one in a candlestick could work, but it'll need to be in there quite firmly.

Nika

[sillynick]

So. All us silly wankers need a candle for this weekends date night. Interesting, interesting. Looking forward to this as i have been feeling horny all day. Not sure that a couple of weeks of stroking with some edging has helped. Apologies Miss Nika if i should not be edging. So roll on tomorrow and hopefully i get to make a messy. Yaaaay!