Happy Birthday Miss Jay.

[state of denial]

LMJ,

Just wanted to wish you a very Happy Birthday today.









SoD

[MistressD]

My 900th post!

It just has to be a special one!

Give yourself 300 slow and teasey strokes, use baby oil/lube if you like! then stop for 2 minutes then do 150 fast strokes then stop for 5 minutes... If you stop- do 5 HARD ball spanks each time!

You can then do some edges for me... I'm thinking of a number 10-20...

Pick a number and do that many edges... If you don't guess the number correctly you will have a little punishment Hold each edge at LEAST 30 seconds!!

If you win I will give you special personal instructions.... Hee hee!!

You have roughly 4 hours from now to do this little task! Good luck boys!!

Little Miss Jay x

Well this is quite a little birthday surprise for all the toys out there! I can see I'm going to be sending my little boy off to work very frustrated and happy this morning!

Miss Jay - if you keep this up, there's going to be a petition to have every day of the year declared your birthday!

Happy Birthday again!

Mistress D

[coconuts]

I think Miss Jay should have at least 2 birthdays a year and they should be declared public holidays!

[KevKev]

Ahoyhoy! I'm frightfully new around here, but I thought what better opportunity to meet people than a thread like this!

So happy birthday! I hope it's full of wonderful things and frustrated men!!!

Welcome


Happy birthday Miss Jay! And happy 900th post!

I just completed the instructions you left. I stopped once during the fast strokes, so I had one lot of ball spanks. I got a bit carried away with the first one and it was ridiculously painful!

And I guessed 19 edges, for a minute each! Wow. Now all day I'll be horny and distracted! Thanks Miss Jay!

[kneeforu]

I was "up" early this morning and found your instructions! Thank you for that!

I was able to complete the task, and I guessed 23 for some particular reason!

[MistressD]

You can then do some edges for me... I'm thinking of a number 10-20...

Pick a number and do that many edges... If you don't guess the number correctly you will have a little punishment Hold each edge at LEAST 30 seconds!!

I was "up" early this morning and found your instructions! Thank you for that!

I was able to complete the task, and I guessed 23 for some particular reason!

Did KevKev help you pick the number? When did 23 fall between 10 and 20?

Looks like someone wanted to guarantee the punishment!

Mistress D

[KevKev]

Did KevKev help you pick the number? When did 23 fall between 10 and 20?

You have a wicked sense of humour, Mistress D

I had to restrain myself from making a joke about that.

[KevKev]

Oh man.... uhm.... a guy goes into a bar.....

(I didn't really have a joke )

[slave alexander]

Dear Miss Jay,

Firstly Happy Birthday!!
Secondly 15

If ur cock could speak Miss he would say; "That was absolutely spiffing, taa v much Miss!"
If he was aussie, "FAARK watta rippa, absolute bute mate; fair dincum!!"
If Italian, "Bravo, bellisimo bella Miss Jay, bella"

300 Slow slippery thank you`s Miss
The 5 hard ball spanks helped me concentrate up to 150!! (especially the dull ache)

Started edges 5 mins later with high hopes of holding each 4 a min; but could only reach 20 secs @first!! Therefore i had a certain isotonic drink!! And hey presto 15x 30 sec held edges

Thats 15 Miss Jay(!)

Happy birthday

Ps my computer came up with, to paraphrase; "warning your computer may self distruct any second due to possible harddrive probs!! That was about edge no 3... so I did one more edge and then restarted my computer, just 2 be on the safe side haha

[birdman284]

Miss Jay,

What a nice surprise for all of us to get to enjoy your birthday!

My Mistress kept me in the dark so that I could be surprised as she administered the tasks, and now that I see your posting, it appears that she mis-read a couple of steps and added a couple of her own!

So, in Mistress D’s version, it started out with 23 hard slaps to each ass cheek (in honor of our Miss Jay’s 23rd Birthday of course!) I then was made to stand next to our bed, with my hands tied behind my back and tied to the footboard. Mistress said she wanted to make sure she had complete control. She also had me stand with my feet fairly widely spread and she said that important so that when she got to the ball slaps she would have a really clear target!

She removed my cb (and the medium points – not much sleep last night!) and then did the slow and fast strokes. She told me that if I had to have her stop it meant 25 ball slaps (like I said, I’ve since found out that she was modifying the rules a bit). And, since our little escapade last week, she has really been in a teasing mood, so it was not easy to get through the fast strokes, but I really didn’t want the 25 slaps so I managed to hold on.

Next she said I got 23 ball slaps, again in honor of Miss Jay! (thank you Mistress D for adding this delightful step...). It was a good thing that edges were next, because I needed something to help offset the pain. Mistress D apparently misread your instructions because she said I had to pick a number between 5 and 25… She said this as she was taking me though the first edge – which felt incredible, but I also knew I was going to be in trouble if I picked a high number. So I luckily picked 16. She did make me hold each for more than the 30 seconds, probably about 45 each time.

The final step was something she picked up from Aria’s write-up of his past weekend. To get me back into my cb when she was done, she just slapped my cock until I got soft. This actually felt good at first, which didn’t help things, but as she got a little more forceful, it did produce the desired result. And since Mistress D thought everyone should have fun on Miss Jay’s birthday, I’m not wearing any points at all right now!

Aria – fantastic write-up about an amazing week-end, but I think you should have left out that one little detail!

Thank you to Miss Jay and Mistress D for a wonderful way to start the day!

[dubble]

My 900th post!

It just has to be a special one!

Give yourself 300 slow and teasey strokes, use baby oil/lube if you like! then stop for 2 minutes then do 150 fast strokes then stop for 5 minutes... If you stop- do 5 HARD ball spanks each time!

You can then do some edges for me... I'm thinking of a number 10-20...

Pick a number and do that many edges... If you don't guess the number correctly you will have a little punishment Hold each edge at LEAST 30 seconds!!

If you win I will give you special personal instructions.... Hee hee!!

You have roughly 4 hours from now to do this little task! Good luck boys!!

Little Miss Jay x

WOW! Congrats on over 900 posts too!

No need to ask me twice... *click, unlock, rattle-rattle!* Fastest device removal EVER, Miss Jay!

I cannot believe it's YOUR b-day and here You are GIVING us presents! You ARE too good to us, and thank YOU!!!!!! AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, sweet relief of freedom AND sensation! PLEASE don't lock me back up after this!

300 required strokes done as ordered Miss Jay. Since I know how You like long, teasy strokes, I took 20 minutes to accomplish the 300... 4/second. AGONY! TOO slow, but hope You enjoyed that. RRrrrrrrggggghh...... Just You mentioning 'baby oil' has me so worked up! Oh this is going to be bad... I can already see it.

Okay, so here it is: at 10 fast strokes my eyes were already watering. I continued...20 strokes, feeling it build...30 strokes, going okay but really building, desperately trying to fight it....40 strokes and nearly shooting..... 47 strokes I had to stop and 'take' the 5 ball slaps.

Continuing... CRAP! 57 strokes and must stop again, doing 5 more ball slaps! By the way, this type of ball pain is welcomed now instead of the chastity ring pain that almost constantly pulls on them. Thank You for this ball pain Miss JAY!!

Continuing.... 72 strokes I had to stop again, 5 more HARD ball spanks (wondering if You ever require video of this type of command, Miss Jay?).

Continuing. Concentrating. 112 strokes, had to stop! 5 more hard spanks. Geeez, You really are getting a nice red color for Your bday, LMJ! Yow! Thank You for that.

Continuing. 130 strokes even, had to stop once more. Well this deepening ball throbbing is getting much worse I must say, so 5 more ball slaps. Thank You Miss Jay. 30 HARD ball spanks for YOU!

Continuing. 148 strokes, I was close and might have been able to complete the 150, but no sense taking any chances on cumming. After all, it IS Your birthday and I know You'd rather have me doing hard ball spanks... so here's 5 more for You. Thank You again, LMJ. Now the 150 is complete.

30 HARD ball spanks for YOU!

On to edging. Oh my... I think I'll choose 17. Miss Jay, I'm not sure I'll be able to stop doing them at 17. My brain is telling me to get in all I possibly can while You've got me unlocked. May I do more? PLEASE? AND remain unlocked? Please?
If I choose the number correctly, may I also receive Your punishments (after all, it IS Your bday!) as well as Your personal task?
I'll report back upon completion of the 17 edges....

[MistressD]

Hmmm.... birdman? Did she misread... or was that more modification of the rules?

;)

Sometimes I get so excited I just get a little confused

And after some postings last week about birthday spanking traditions here in the U.S. I just thought we needed to add a little extra to properly celebrate Miss Jay's Birthday!

I forgot about the "pinch to grow an inch" part though - I'll have to do that tonight. I wonder where I should pinch him !

Mistress D

[slave alexander]

I`ve had visions of aria driving ever since reading his great report!!



was it anything like that aria!!??!

[dubble]

Miss Jay,

What a nice surprise for all of us to get to enjoy your birthday!

My Mistress kept me in the dark........ ......she was taking me though the first edge – which felt incredible, but I also knew I was going to be in trouble if I picked a high number. So I luckily picked 16. She did make me hold each for more than the 30 seconds, probably about 45 each time.

The final step was something she picked up from Aria’s write-up of his past weekend. To get me back into my cb when she was done, she just slapped my cock until I got soft. This actually felt good at first, which didn’t help things, but as she got a little more forceful, it did produce the desired result. And since Mistress D thought everyone should have fun on Miss Jay’s birthday, I’m not wearing any points at all right now!

Aria – fantastic write-up about an amazing week-end, but I think you should have left out that one little detail!

Thank you to Miss Jay and Mistress D for a wonderful way to start the day!

Mistress D, bird, are you both trying to get me in TROUBLE? I'm trying to edge 17 times, NOT cum just from reading this awesome tease without touching myself! Wicked, truly wicked... Now Im concentrating here, so please, no more hot talk like this. Geeez, some people I'm not sure a bag of ice would help me today if I go just a 'little too far'...

[birdman284]

Hmmm.... birdman? Did she misread... or was that more modification of the rules?

;)

Sometimes I get so excited I just get a little confused

And after some postings last week about birthday spanking traditions here in the U.S. I just thought we needed to add a little extra to properly celebrate Miss Jay's Birthday!

I forgot about the "pinch to grow an inch" part though - I'll have to do that tonight. I wonder where I should pinch him !

Mistress D

You know, it is a little suspicious that someone who has basically a photographic memory would just happen to misread instructions in Miss Jay's post...

But she is my beautiful Princess (and holder of the key to my chastity device!) so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt!

Birdman

PS - Mistress D, depending on the pinch, you might get more than an inch! Or less... (ouch!)