How small is your cock for real?

[smallbob]

Well I took Nina's advice and got rid of the shrubbery. Not sure it does much good though, it now looks exactly like it did when I was 5 years old!!

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

LOL!

Oh my, this is a dilemma! Unkempt or juvenile? Which is worse. Well, I guess if I had to pick, I'd suggest smooth. But really, I suggest turning out the lights and drawing the curtains before lil bob makes an appearance. And liquor is your friend, dear.

Thanks for the laugh, regardless of how unintentional it may have been. You're a good boy.

Nika

[humiliated loser]

I really want to take a good picture of my dicklette for you, Nika, to look at.

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

Tell you what loser.....

You can take a picture of your twig if............ you are completely clean shaven down there...........and you write 'NIKA' on it in sharpie.

Make me proud, loser.

Nika

[humiliated loser]

Tell you what loser.....

You can take a picture of your twig if............ you are completely clean shaven down there...........and you write 'NIKA' on it in sharpie.

Make me proud, loser.

Nika

Is that safe? Nika. Would the chemicals in this product not penetrate the skin and enter the bloodstream. There are safer permanent markers i am willing to write your name with. Would that be okay?

I am sorry to question you, Nika, please forgive me. It will not happen again.

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

If you know of a safer permanent marker, by all means use it.

Nika

[pleezz]

Hm...Although i am not small, i am tempted to take a photo of my cock and get some comments from ms nika..!

[humiliated loser]

I did as i was told, Nika, here it is here.

[Nika Ferlinghetti]

LOL!

Omg what won't you do? And you barely had room. You are a four letter loser, that's all you had space for.

I should have you write my name in lipstick on it, and then we can have daily checks. If its smeared from unauthorized strokies, then a severe punishment is administered. Or maybe a tattoo in old english script. How fun would that be?

And pleezz, I'd like you to take a special pic and post it here. Make a sign that says, 'I think I'm adequate' or 'I don't consider this small', then stroke it till your hard, and snap a pic here with the sign clearly visible. Doesn't that sound like fun?

Nika

[humiliated loser]

Here is another picture of mine, Nika. I will try to get my hands on some lipstick for you.

[Little Miss Jay]

How funny is that! The poor boy could hardly fit even four letters on there!
I think the tattoo is a brilliant idea by the way Nika...

[humiliated loser]

I'd love to hear comments on my little clit. It's quite small. So small, in fact, that I can make it disappear!

wow! That certainly brough a smile to my face, I almost fell off my chair laughing! You don't even need to try and make it disappear, it's barely there as it is!

I wonder who else is hiding a little clit dick like ChubbyCunt here?

Little Miss Jay x

Little Miss Jay i too can make mine disapear. I will have to upload a picture of it so you can see.

Now that i uploaded a picture of mine, what do you make of it? Little Miss Jay.

[humiliated loser]

This is for you, Nika, have a good laugh.

[humiliated loser]

LOL!

Omg what won't you do? And you barely had room. You are a four letter loser, that's all you had space for.

I should have you write my name in lipstick on it, and then we can have daily checks. If its smeared from unauthorized strokies, then a severe punishment is administered. Or maybe a tattoo in old english script. How fun would that be?

And pleezz, I'd like you to take a special pic and post it here. Make a sign that says, 'I think I'm adequate' or 'I don't consider this small', then stroke it till your hard, and snap a pic here with the sign clearly visible. Doesn't that sound like fun?

Nika

I think a severe punishment is in order, will you dish one out, Nika? As i touched myself without any authorisation.

[Heathcliff]

You know, its threads like these and websites like thevisualiser.net that keep my ego dangerously overinflated.