Who wants to play?
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Re: Who wants to play?
Thank you for sharing your story with us Little Miss Jay.
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Re: Who wants to play?
If you recall, I did that with my Dad (and I mostly did things like carry the lumber). Asking him to help me make humblers and ball crushers is definitely a hard limit!MistressD wrote:Were you terrible with wordworking when you built the bed, dresser and end table that are in our guest room?birdman284 wrote:Fortunately I'm terrible with woodworking. I think I'll just have to skip this task...slave alexander wrote:dont make a nut crusher Birdman !! i bet Dan regrets that one haha
Darn!
Miss Jay - he's trying to avoid making new toys for me to use!
I wish I had a ball crusher now to teach him a lesson!
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Re: Who wants to play?
I forgot that you didn't do that on your own! Your parents are pretty open minded but it might be a bit much for you to ask for help with something like that!birdman284 wrote:If you recall, I did that with my Dad (and I mostly did things like carry the lumber). Asking him to help me make humblers and ball crushers is definitely a hard limit!
Of course, you could order devices like that on-line. It would make me happy! Don't you want me to be happy
Mistress D
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I don't see how spikes are going to make my wife happy!ariareflection wrote:How could anyone say 'no' after this? Birdman, don't forget the spikes!MistressD wrote: Of course, you could order devices like that on-line. It would make me happy! Don't you want me to be happy?
Mistress D![]()
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Yes Mistress, I of course want you to be happy. Personally, I think multiple orgasms would make you much happier than ball crushing though... But let's go on-line tonight and make sure we get SAFE toys that look like they would be fun for you
Birdman
PS - Dan, next time you make "toys" keep the details to yourself!
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Re: Who wants to play?
Well, you don't seem very excited... Usually you love it when we get new toys!birdman284 wrote:I don't see how spikes are going to make my wife happy!ariareflection wrote:How could anyone say 'no' after this? Birdman, don't forget the spikes!MistressD wrote: Of course, you could order devices like that on-line. It would make me happy! Don't you want me to be happy?
Mistress D![]()
aria
Yes Mistress, I of course want you to be happy. Personally, I think multiple orgasms would make you much happier than ball crushing though... But let's go on-line tonight and make sure we get SAFE toys that look like they would be fun for you![]()
Birdman
PS - Dan, next time you make "toys" keep the details to yourself!
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Re: Who wants to play?
Poor old birdman - caught between a rock and a hard place. Well, when i say rock i mean a piece of finely turned and well polished old English oak. And when i say hard place i mean a piece of finely turned and well polished piece of American Redwood.
Just seen this play time and canna take part in it unfortunately.
Just seen this play time and canna take part in it unfortunately.
Curiosity killed the cat. What if the cat was Schrodinger's cat?
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Re: Who wants to play?
Cheers fella. How goes monkeying around with Miss V's plumbing? Finished fiddling in tight places for her?slave alexander wrote:nice to see you Nick anyways have a nice night![]()
All set for Friday?
Curiosity killed the cat. What if the cat was Schrodinger's cat?
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If woodworking isn't your thing Birdman you could always try metal working.birdman284 wrote: I don't see how spikes are going to make my wife happy!
Yes Mistress, I of course want you to be happy. Personally, I think multiple orgasms would make you much happier than ball crushing though... But let's go on-line tonight and make sure we get SAFE toys that look like they would be fun for you![]()
Birdman
PS - Dan, next time you make "toys" keep the details to yourself!

Or you could go for the easy option which you could deffinatly make on your own.

By the way, the bed you made dosn't look like this does it?

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Re: Who wants to play?
I am getting very well acquainted with Miss V's tight spaces I do love fiddling with her plumbingsillynick wrote:Cheers fella. How goes monkeying around with Miss V's plumbing? Finished fiddling in tight places for her?slave alexander wrote:nice to see you Nick anyways have a nice night![]()
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All set for Friday?
my knees cane like a ~~~~ ! but yeash alls good and on track and cant wait til friday
thank you

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You're draggin' this job out Alex.slave alexander wrote:I am getting very well acquainted with Miss V's tight spaces I do love fiddling with her plumbing
my knees cane like a ~~~~ ! but yeash alls good and on track and cant wait til friday![]()
thank you
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Re: Who wants to play?
Wow! Thank you Miss Jay for the story! Once again I am sitting in my office and dripping wet! Off to set the metronome!!!!!
Get to know my mind, and you can have my body!!!!
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Re: Who wants to play?
It's certainly quiet in here for one of Miss Jay's threads...
Where's everyone at tonight?
dix.
Where's everyone at tonight?
dix.
