Who wants to play?

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haha these skills cum and go :-P
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Thank you for sharing your story with us Little Miss Jay.

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MistressD wrote:
birdman284 wrote:
slave alexander wrote:dont make a nut crusher Birdman !! i bet Dan regrets that one haha
:-P
Fortunately I'm terrible with woodworking. I think I'll just have to skip this task...

Darn!
Were you terrible with wordworking when you built the bed, dresser and end table that are in our guest room?

Miss Jay - he's trying to avoid making new toys for me to use!

I wish I had a ball crusher now to teach him a lesson!
If you recall, I did that with my Dad (and I mostly did things like carry the lumber). Asking him to help me make humblers and ball crushers is definitely a hard limit!
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birdman284 wrote:If you recall, I did that with my Dad (and I mostly did things like carry the lumber). Asking him to help me make humblers and ball crushers is definitely a hard limit!
I forgot that you didn't do that on your own! Your parents are pretty open minded but it might be a bit much for you to ask for help with something like that!

Of course, you could order devices like that on-line. It would make me happy! Don't you want me to be happy :-( ?

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ariareflection wrote:
MistressD wrote: Of course, you could order devices like that on-line. It would make me happy! Don't you want me to be happy :-( ?

Mistress D
How could anyone say 'no' after this? Birdman, don't forget the spikes! :innocent:

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I don't see how spikes are going to make my wife happy!

Yes Mistress, I of course want you to be happy. Personally, I think multiple orgasms would make you much happier than ball crushing though... But let's go on-line tonight and make sure we get SAFE toys that look like they would be fun for you :\'-(

Birdman

PS - Dan, next time you make "toys" keep the details to yourself!
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birdman284 wrote:
ariareflection wrote:
MistressD wrote: Of course, you could order devices like that on-line. It would make me happy! Don't you want me to be happy :-( ?

Mistress D
How could anyone say 'no' after this? Birdman, don't forget the spikes! :innocent:

aria
I don't see how spikes are going to make my wife happy!

Yes Mistress, I of course want you to be happy. Personally, I think multiple orgasms would make you much happier than ball crushing though... But let's go on-line tonight and make sure we get SAFE toys that look like they would be fun for you :\'-(

Birdman

PS - Dan, next time you make "toys" keep the details to yourself!
Well, you don't seem very excited... Usually you love it when we get new toys! :-D
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Poor old birdman - caught between a rock and a hard place. Well, when i say rock i mean a piece of finely turned and well polished old English oak. And when i say hard place i mean a piece of finely turned and well polished piece of American Redwood.

Just seen this play time and canna take part in it unfortunately. :weep:
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nice to see you Nick anyways have a nice night :-) :wave:
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slave alexander wrote:nice to see you Nick anyways have a nice night :-) :wave:
Cheers fella. How goes monkeying around with Miss V's plumbing? Finished fiddling in tight places for her? :-D

All set for Friday?
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birdman284 wrote: I don't see how spikes are going to make my wife happy!

Yes Mistress, I of course want you to be happy. Personally, I think multiple orgasms would make you much happier than ball crushing though... But let's go on-line tonight and make sure we get SAFE toys that look like they would be fun for you :\'-(

Birdman

PS - Dan, next time you make "toys" keep the details to yourself!
If woodworking isn't your thing Birdman you could always try metal working.

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Or you could go for the easy option which you could deffinatly make on your own. ;-)

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:lol:

By the way, the bed you made dosn't look like this does it?

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:w00t: :rofl:

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sillynick wrote:
slave alexander wrote:nice to see you Nick anyways have a nice night :-) :wave:
Cheers fella. How goes monkeying around with Miss V's plumbing? Finished fiddling in tight places for her? :-D

All set for Friday?
I am getting very well acquainted with Miss V's tight spaces I do love fiddling with her plumbing
my knees cane like a ~~~~ ! but yeash alls good and on track and cant wait til friday :-D
thank you
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slave alexander wrote:I am getting very well acquainted with Miss V's tight spaces I do love fiddling with her plumbing
my knees cane like a ~~~~ ! but yeash alls good and on track and cant wait til friday :-D
thank you
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You're draggin' this job out Alex. :lol: Need to get your graft on. :lol:

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haha i know i was thinking that this morning !!

but its soo nice round there :innocent:
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Wow! Thank you Miss Jay for the story! Once again I am sitting in my office and dripping wet! Off to set the metronome!!!!!
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It's certainly quiet in here for one of Miss Jay's threads...

Where's everyone at tonight? :huh:

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