slave alexander wrote:nah thats next yr! the big 3 o
had very nice day tah
spent it wanking eating and smoking mainly>> all went v quick and in a daze sat night was very very good tho
took me a while this morning to get my head in gear
how about yous lot xx
ps do you remember that car that blew up in elderado but it was blatantly wooden!
Fair play to you. A good selection of activities there. i took a wander around the National Portrait Gallery. For those of you not from London or England it is in Trafalgar Square. First time i have ever been there. Saw the Titian exhibition. Then spent a pleasant four hours drinking at various taverns in London before heading home.
i remember hearing about el dorado but never watched it as i am not into soaps in anyway unless i a being forced to sit through 30 minutes of blx and at the end i can feel my brain dribbling out of my ears.
Curiosity killed the cat. What if the cat was Schrodinger's cat?
MistressD wrote:
I suspect that she's just enjoying a little Dan time! Hopefully getting some more pictures and videos for her website
Yeah she's probablly sat by his side..... In the ER after she used that monster toy on him.
dix.
"Well, I bought this new sculpture and as I was unwrapping it I got an urgent call of nature. Then the doorbell rang and as I ran passed it, I slipped on some bubble wrap and well....here I am"
“When a man is pushed, tormented, defeated, he has a chance to learn something”Emerson
To Err is human, to really f**k it up takes a coconuts!
coconuts wrote:
"Well, I bought this new sculpture and as I was unwrapping it I got an urgent call of nature. Then the doorbell rang and as I ran passed it, I slipped on some bubble wrap and well....here I am"
Haha. I wonder how many times they've actually heard things like that.
Oh well. I'm off untill tomorrow. Night guys. Night Miss Jay and Miss D.
coconuts wrote:
"Well, I bought this new sculpture and as I was unwrapping it I got an urgent call of nature. Then the doorbell rang and as I ran passed it, I slipped on some bubble wrap and well....here I am"
Haha. I wonder how many times they've actually heard things like that.
Oh well. I'm off untill tomorrow. Night guys. Night Miss Jay and Miss D.
dix.
At least once a year there's an article in one of Birdman's medical journals about things that wind up stuck there. Ears of corn (with the husk still on), bottles, screwdrivers, all sorts of things that don't even seem like they would fit (or that someone would ever consider putting there). And a lot of times the article will quote the hospital report. They are always things like:
"The patient stated that he was fixing a chair in the nude when he slipped and lodged a power drill in his rectum..."
or
"The patient was cooking naked and is not sure how the ear of corn slipped into his rectum where he was unable to extract it thus requiring medical attention..."
They always start with some ridiculous thing to be doing naked, followed by either a really bad reason, or no reason at all for why the object got stuck.
xx
My new toy just came in from Germany...... 
