Just a little game!

[slave alexander]

A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says, "I've found your problem. Your penis is twelve inches long. It weighs so much that it's pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter." So he asks, "What's he cure, doc?" The doctor replies, "Well, we have to cut off six inches."

The man is eager to cure his stuttering so he agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering. Two months later, the man calls the doctor and tells him that since he's had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He insists that the doctor do another operation to add the six inches back on.

There is silence on the other end of the telephone, so the man repeats, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my six inches back!"

Finally, the doctor responds, "N-n-n-n-no f-f-f-f-fucking w-w-w-w-way!!

[neo36]

Hmmmm


Lovely
Inventive
Teasing
Talented
Luscious
Exciting

Magnificient
Invigorating
Sexy (That one was too easy)
Stunning

Just (She's always right :P )
Adorable
Yummy? (lol better hide now!!!)


Ok I have too much time .... back to work..

[Little Miss Jay]

A man with a stuttering problem tries everything he can to stop stuttering, but he can't. Finally, he goes to a world renowned doctor for help. The doctor examines him and says, "I've found your problem. Your penis is twelve inches long. It weighs so much that it's pulling on your lungs, causing you to stutter." So he asks, "What's he cure, doc?" The doctor replies, "Well, we have to cut off six inches."

The man is eager to cure his stuttering so he agrees to the operation. The operation is a success, and he stops stuttering. Two months later, the man calls the doctor and tells him that since he's had the 6 inches cut off, all of his girlfriends have dumped him, and his love life has gone down the tubes. He insists that the doctor do another operation to add the six inches back on.

There is silence on the other end of the telephone, so the man repeats, "Hey doc, didn't you hear me? I want my six inches back!"

Finally, the doctor responds, "N-n-n-n-no f-f-f-f-fucking w-w-w-w-way!!

I knew how it was gonna end about half way in but still funny. I do laugh at everything though..

Little Miss Jay x

[Little Miss Jay]

Hmmmm


Lovely
Inventive
Teasing
Talented
Luscious
Exciting

Magnificient
Invigorating
Sexy (That one was too easy)
Stunning

Just (She's always right :P )
Adorable
Yummy? (lol better hide now!!!)


Ok I have too much time .... back to work..

Very good Neo! I like!!

Little Miss Jay x

[slave alexander]

ok how about this then ?
2 ladies taking in heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
Began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
About you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
Husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic
And searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
Closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had
Looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
Keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---we'd both still be
Alive.

[Little Miss Jay]

ok how about this then ?
2 ladies taking in heaven

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
Began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
About you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
Husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
I started running all over the house looking.
I ran up into the attic
And searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
Closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had
Looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
Keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---we'd both still be
Alive.

I think that was a bit better!

Are you just copying these from a joke website?

Little Miss Jay x

[slave alexander]

errm no several different sites
i am typing in the dark tho which involves immense concentration

sorry if i cheated i will try and redeem myself

[gpx]

Sorry Miss Jay I've been following this tease since yesterday I did my edges the night before but I haven't had a chance to post my guess until now. Boy did I guess wrong I've already performed the first part of my punishment and I was planning on finishing the rest when I got home today I hope this was ok. I also thought you might like to know about my experience while trying to sleep naked last night after all the edges my cock was so sensitive that no matter what position I slept in something was stimulating my cock and it drove me mad all night. I had the intense urge just to hump the bed until I came but I knew that would not make you happy so I just laid there and excepted my torment. You are truly gifted at controlling and tormenting your cock.

[Little Miss Jay]

Sorry Miss Jay I've been following this tease since yesterday I did my edges the night before but I haven't had a chance to post my guess until now. Boy did I guess wrong I've already performed the first part of my punishment and I was planning on finishing the rest when I got home today I hope this was ok. I also thought you might like to know about my experience while trying to sleep naked last night after all the edges my cock was so sensitive that no matter what position I slept in something was stimulating my cock and it drove me mad all night. I had the intense urge just to hump the bed until I came but I knew that would not make you happy so I just laid there and excepted my torment. You are truly gifted at controlling and tormenting your cock.

I like the way that sleeping naked always seems and sounds so easy until you actually do it after being made to edge over and over!
Its an effective overnight tease!

Little Miss Jay x

[gpx]

Sorry Miss Jay I've been following this tease since yesterday I did my edges the night before but I haven't had a chance to post my guess until now. Boy did I guess wrong I've already performed the first part of my punishment and I was planning on finishing the rest when I got home today I hope this was ok. I also thought you might like to know about my experience while trying to sleep naked last night after all the edges my cock was so sensitive that no matter what position I slept in something was stimulating my cock and it drove me mad all night. I had the intense urge just to hump the bed until I came but I knew that would not make you happy so I just laid there and excepted my torment. You are truly gifted at controlling and tormenting your cock.

I like the way that sleeping naked always seems and sounds so easy until you actually do it after being made to edge over and over!
Its an effective overnight tease!

Little Miss Jay x

Yes it certainly is. I guess I better also confess that I have not had time to do your Sunday tease in order to catch up with what i missed over the weekend. I have not had a straight 6 hrs to do it in. I was hoping that after this last tease I could get out of doing it so I could be caught up and keep your no touching rule.

[dix]

I like the way that sleeping naked always seems and sounds so easy until you actually do it after being made to edge over and over!
Its an effective overnight tease!

Little Miss Jay x

I never find sleeping naked actually does anything for me in the sence of arousal. Infact I like it better than sleeping clothed (I only sleep in shorts anyway) cause it's colder.

Any how. I finished your task for the evening ma'am. I didn't have a hair brush so I ended up doing extra spanks all round.

I completed the 3 hours plugging. Though I did a bit of it with my rude boy. (I've never spent a long time with it in before and I just wanted to see what it was like) sufficed to say the rude boy is the most frustrating toy ever if you can't stroke, it must be amazing to have one used on you if you're tied down.

Thank you Ma'am.

dix.

[neloangelo1227]

The winner of the task can HALF 32 and do that many edges whenever you wish in the next 24 hours. There is no rush, I just ask that you can hold each edge for longer than the one before it!

Have fun pets!

Little Miss Jay x

Ohh, god. I stretched myself out with a big plug and did my 16 edges after the slaps and spanks... I took a break after I got to 12 because I thought I was going to pass out. Then, as I requested in my PM, I went and did all 6 hours of the Sunday teasing tasks... edge after edge after edge. I've lost count... I think I leaked so much precum, I wouldn't even have enough left to come if I wanted to. The thing is... I was informed today that I'm now on orgasm restriction! So after ALL of those edges... I just had to stop and put it away. I just had to wait an hour before doing hour 6... I never would have made it if I didn't take a break first.

Sore and desperate...

[slave alexander]

good morning Miss
and everyone

i had another hard night of tossing and turning and not the kind of tossing i needed the most
lovely day here tho very sunny

[Carlcjjohnson]

Ah, I see the punishment set before me now. I think there's a hairbrush around here somewhere!

I couldn't get onto Milovana last night, I kept getting a 'General Error' screen. Did anyone else have that problem?

[slave alexander]

i had that problem too kept trying but yeah general error everytime i was panicking not sure i could cope without Milovana