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:-/ Don't understand a word of German at all. Not a syllable, participle, noun verb, nada, nothing, zip, zero comprehension of German.

That said I have no problem with teases in other languages. I know that many times you can view web pages translated automatically. Is there a way to add this to the sight. I don't know how difficult/easy that would be.

I think it would actually benefit the sight if it could be done. It would make it easier for non-English speakers to make/enjoy teases.
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My german is rusty, to say the least, but I bet theres nothing to make me practise so quick as a beautiful Valkyrie standing over me. I'd have my accusative case down in no time. I'd love to see this tease expanded, and I think Evals idea of the foreign schoolmistress has a lot of potential. Might work on one myself, when I have a little more time - although I'd have to have someone check my translations.
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Post by Jaberwocky »

The translationsite scaryfatman proposed, mentioned something about my "Tail" :-P
I'm Dutch, thus I can read a little German, and noticed a few other small mistakes in the translation provided.
To make things clear, no way am I interested in a tease that is written in Dutch.

But to improve everybodies education, as I suspect Slaaf_1981 to come from The Netherlands as well:
Dutch: "slaaf"
English: "slave"
German: "slave"
Yes indeed, the German language is hard to understand :smartass:
(Though it is written the same, you pronounce the German and English word different)
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in German its Sklave not slave :lol:
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Post by paul.broesl »

Finde es auf deutsch richtig super! Großes Lob an Tomboy1!

BITTE mach weiter so!!!!
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paul.broesl wrote:Finde es auf deutsch richtig super! Großes Lob an Tomboy1!

BITTE mach weiter so!!!!
Da kann man wohl zu 100% zustimmen :D
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Post by aaaanisback »

cool idea if only there were more dutch teases too :(
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aaaanisback wrote:cool idea if only there were more dutch teases too :(
Just beginn to create dutch teases and i think others will do it too :)
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Post by Jaberwocky »

gesmack2000 wrote:in German its Sklave not slave :lol:
Damn translation site :angry:
(As told before, I can understand German, that does not mean I can talk or write German)
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Post by ts »

Ohh - Tomboy1 posted a second german tease...

And it is actually fairly good...
(If this is any indication of the improvement-rate in german teases, they will be better than the average english in a matter of days...)

If this is a new trend, a translation-feature would be the next big thing... :-)
(It could be a complete waste of time to make any such thing right now - So please don't waste time on that)

But if someone writes a great tease in french, I would hope someone would translate it into a tease in english (With the authors permission of course)


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Here is my feeble translation of the second German tease. I didn't understand a lot of the words used, so I presume the text is full of slang that I don't know. The first one was just a test and a request that the reader give the test a "5" rating. So, I used my imagination:

For slave Paul

1. Hello Paul, my, my, but you do have a small cock!

Thank you for your beautiful note. While my slave licks my feet during this tease, I’ll let you look at a few hot photos while you get your little dick hard.

So, take off your clothes, get down on your knees and stroke your cock as fast as you can!!!

2. I want you to rub your needle dick

Look at my hot pussy while your stroke yourself.

3. Is your little dick ready yet?

Great!

Go on the following page:
http://www.picland.to/show.php?id=1162957&si=cat83&o=19

Print out the photo!

Do you understand what you are to do to remain in complete ecstasy?

4. Get closer to your computer screen, so you can smell my clean, hot, pussy. Look at me closely and while you’re looking at my pussy stroke your cock as hard and fast as you can. Now, you are my slave bitch!

5. Now, I want you to look at the photo that you printed out. I want you to bring yourself to the edge and then let your dick go soft. Do it five times. But don’t cum. Then I want you to kiss every inch of your sweet mistress, from the top of my head to the tips of my toes.

While you’re worshipping my feet, get yourself to the edge of an orgasm and when you feel that you are about to cum, then . . .

6. SQUIRT YOUR SLAVE BRAINS OUT FOR ME RIGHT NOW!!!

Now I want you to get yourself to the edge again as fast as you can.

Yesssssss ……….. Squirt!

Squirt out all of your cum right now, you filthy slave!


Squirt! Squirt! Squirt!


And now, WITHOUT TAKING A BREAK!!!

Lick your juice up and eat it all up . . .

... and:

Now I order you to write a Tease in German for MY slaves!

The more original it is, the more attention you’ll get from me!!!

(and don’t forget to rate this Tease and to put your detailed comments in the forum!!!)

Your lady S
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Hm.. this second tease in my opinion is translated from another language.. at least the language used is strange sometimes, sorry to say that.
Maybe i'll do a german tease, just to give it a try, but do not expect anything within weeks.. i have no idea when i have enough time for that.

edit: btw, does someone know any good german expression for "edging", or "to be on the edge (of orgasm)"?
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Antwort an Herrin S

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Sehr verehrte Herrin S,

ich finde es wunderbar, wie ihr mich in meiner Muttersprache erzogen habt. Sobald Ihr wieder Zeit findet, werde ich für Euch da sein und Euch auch jeden Wunsch erfüllen!

Ich hoffe, der Tease für Euren Sklaven entspricht Eurer Erwartung!

In tiefster Demut und Treue
Euer Sklave Paul
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SomeOne wrote:Hm.. this second tease in my opinion is translated from another language.. at least the language used is strange sometimes, sorry to say that.
Maybe i'll do a german tease, just to give it a try, but do not expect anything within weeks.. i have no idea when i have enough time for that.

edit: btw, does someone know any good german expression for "edging", or "to be on the edge (of orgasm)"?
I think there are a lot of possibilities. Just be creative :-) You could just use "Höhepunkt" or if you want to do it more lyrical I would chose "Zenit der Lust" :lol:

But yeah I also thought about how to translate "Tease and Denial" in German. "Anmachen und verweigern" sounds pretty strange :lol:
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Post by camipco »

I kinda love the German teases. Spritz!
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