Can you move a bit? I can't see the TV.
I knew I shouldn't have eaten that tonight.
Did you take a shower yet?
Things not to say in bed
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AngelAnna837
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Re: Things not to say in bed
" you know we should really get the roof re-done"
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Snot
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Re: Things not to say in bed
Are you done yet?
What's that smell?
Don't worry it's just a zit.
What's that smell?
Don't worry it's just a zit.
Re: Things not to say in bed
Oh gross!!! *laughing*Snot wrote: Don't worry it's just a zit.
Re: Things not to say in bed
ive actually heard..'is it in yet?' quite a few times...lol
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jackhud
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Re: Things not to say in bed
With apologies for those of a delicate constitution
"Fart and give me a clue"
Humbly
Jack
"Fart and give me a clue"
Humbly
Jack
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Hood
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Re: Things not to say in bed
"Your fathers doesn't look like that."
"Where's the rest of it?"
"Looks like a penis, only smaller."
"Wow, your last boyfriend really did some damage."
"This sure reminds me of my days in the church."
etc.
"Where's the rest of it?"
"Looks like a penis, only smaller."
"Wow, your last boyfriend really did some damage."
"This sure reminds me of my days in the church."
etc.