Things not to say in bed

AngelAnna837 · Post by **AngelAnna837** » Tue May 17, 2011 6:42 pm

I know its over use but

"...is it in yet?"

AngelAnna837 · Post by **AngelAnna837** » Tue May 17, 2011 6:44 pm

Indigo wrote:"On second thought, ... lets turn the lights off"

Ouch!! :P

AngelAnna837 · Post by **AngelAnna837** » Tue May 17, 2011 6:45 pm

"Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober..."

dix · Post by **dix** » Tue May 17, 2011 6:46 pm

Indigo wrote:
AngelAnna837 wrote:
Indigo wrote:"On second thought, ... lets turn the lights off"

Ouch!! :P

Guess you can tell it's in, huh?

...That, or in the wrong place.

Dix.

dix · Post by **dix** » Tue May 17, 2011 6:46 pm

"You're so good you could do this for a living..."

Dix.

dix · Post by **dix** » Tue May 17, 2011 6:50 pm

Indigo wrote:"Dear god, it's huge!"

"What, my cock?"

"No, ... your ego"

She told me I had the biggest cock she'd ever felt.
I said "you're pulling my leg."

Back on track though.

"That picture, oh that's me before the operation."

Dix.

AngelAnna837 · Post by **AngelAnna837** » Tue May 17, 2011 6:52 pm

"I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!"

dix · Post by **dix** » Tue May 17, 2011 6:54 pm

"Is that blood on the headboard..."

Dix.

AngelAnna837 · Post by **AngelAnna837** » Tue May 17, 2011 6:55 pm

"You're almost as good as my ex!"

dix · Post by **dix** » Tue May 17, 2011 6:58 pm

A game that can be played by saying the wrong things in bed:

Bedroom buckaroo.

Mount your partner in the doggy style position and begin having sex. Now make sure you're holding on tight and whisper in her ear that her sister / best friend loves it when you take them in this position too, and hold on for as long as you can.

Dix.

shell · Post by **shell** » Tue May 17, 2011 7:01 pm

Ummm...sweetheart...is it....hard?

shell · Post by **shell** » Tue May 17, 2011 7:13 pm

oh, by the way...your mom called.....

dan0161 · Post by **dan0161** » Tue May 17, 2011 7:18 pm

Your sister does it this way

les · Post by **les** » Tue May 17, 2011 7:30 pm

"Is that a picture of your brother?"

"No silly me before my operation"

AngelAnna837 · Post by **AngelAnna837** » Tue May 17, 2011 8:04 pm

"So that's why they call you MR. Flash....."

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