Simple Super Bowl Tease

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First, pick a team - Saints or Colts.
Every time your team scores, you get that many minutes of stroking (to be done right after the score), so 7 points = 7 minutes of stroking. Any time the other team scores you must smack your balls 10 times the number of points they score (to be done right after they score), so 7 points = 70 smacks. If your team scores a safety - 2 minutes of stroking plus anal stimulation. If your team turns the ball over (interception or fumble), smack your butt for 2 minutes. In the last 5 minutes of each half, every time your team scores, you must edge that many times, so 7 points = 7 edges.
At the end of the game, if your team wins, you get to cum any way you like. If the other time wins, too bad - no cumming for you today.

Good luck!