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dix
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by dix Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:37 pm
MistressD wrote: ariareflection wrote: By the way MistressD, have you ever told Birdman to wear the mobile cock-ring while he's playing golf?
aria
I did once - but it didn't have much effect. A lot of the courses around here are pretty remote and he doesn't even get good cell phone reception so it didn't end up going off too many times.
And he's nicely locked up today, so that wouldn't have been much of an option!
Mistress D
You need to find a way to incorpoate the mobil vibe into the CB MissD. All that stimulation but no where to go.
dix.
birdman284
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by birdman284 Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:40 pm
MistressD wrote: dix wrote: ariareflection wrote: By the way MistressD, have you ever told Birdman to wear the mobile cock-ring while he's playing golf?
aria
*Expects many 'wood' jokes to appear...*
dix.
He does have a driver with an over-sized head!
Don't forget the extra long shaft
!
MistressD
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by MistressD Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:43 pm
birdman284 wrote: MistressD wrote: dix wrote: *Expects many 'wood' jokes to appear...*
He does have a driver with an over-sized head!
Don't forget the extra long shaft
!
Do you really think that's extra long?
Just kidding baby, you have a very nice shaft!
dix
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by dix Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:51 pm
birdman284 wrote: MistressD wrote:
He does have a driver with an over-sized head!
Don't forget the extra long shaft
!
All right, all right....
We all know Birdman's half horse.
dix.
MistressD
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by MistressD Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:53 pm
dix wrote: birdman284 wrote: MistressD wrote:
He does have a driver with an over-sized head!
Don't forget the extra long shaft
!
All right, all right....
We all know Birdman's half horse.
dix.
I know that he's all jackass sometimes!
birdman284
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by birdman284 Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:55 pm
MistressD wrote: dix wrote: All right, all right....
We all know Birdman's half horse.
dix.
I know that he's all jackass sometimes!
Hey!
Here I am, planning a romantic evening for you and this is what you say about me?
dix
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by dix Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:55 pm
MistressD wrote:
I know that he's all jackass sometimes!
uh oh. What did you do wrong Birdman!
dix.
MistressD
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by MistressD Tue Aug 11, 2009 5:59 pm
birdman284 wrote: MistressD wrote: dix wrote: All right, all right....
We all know Birdman's half horse.
dix.
I know that he's all jackass sometimes!
Hey!
Here I am, planning a romantic evening for you and this is what you say about me?
Oooh, Are you really planning something for tonight
?
birdman284
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by birdman284 Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:00 pm
dix wrote: MistressD wrote:
I know that he's all jackass sometimes!
uh oh. What did you do wrong Birdman!
dix.
Nothing - she just enjoys tormenting me sometimes (at least I don't think I did anything...)
birdman284
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by birdman284 Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:01 pm
MistressD wrote: birdman284 wrote: Hey!
Oooh, Are you really planning something for tonight
?
Well, no... But I'm sort of thinking that I better come up with something or I'm going to be in trouble...
dix
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by dix Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:04 pm
MistressD wrote:
Oooh, Are you really planning something for tonight
?
He is now.
dix.
MistressD
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by MistressD Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:04 pm
birdman284 wrote: MistressD wrote: birdman284 wrote: Hey!
Oooh, Are you really planning something for tonight
?
Well, no... But I'm sort of thinking that I better come up with something or I'm going to be in trouble...
See? You are a jackass!
And if you ever want to get that "extra long shaft" unlocked, you better have some nice surprises for me!
dix
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by dix Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:05 pm
MistressD wrote:
Wow. MissD in a very commanding mood.
dix.
MistressD
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by MistressD Tue Aug 11, 2009 6:07 pm
dix wrote: MistressD wrote:
Wow. MissD in a very commanding mood.
dix.
Speaking of which, when is that ball crusher supposed to be delivered Birdman?
!
?