Who wants to play?

[slave alexander]

Dan is in his tool shed haha and Miss Jay is instructing the construction of more torturous devices no doubt
other people are asleep and some are watching the tv and perhaps some are drinking / smokin/ partaking in hobbies and pastimes like jigsaws and puzzles

[Tofik]

to puzzle I need some nice Miss Jay's picture

[slave alexander]

here you go

[Tofik]

too small and too few details, this could be done max 4 pieces

[dix]

Any toy makers out there (The nice types of toys not the naughty ones. ) can you make this picture into a jigsaw.



(I've just noticed but the angle of this picture makes Miss Jay look like she has tiny little feet. Or maybe they're just offset by something larger in the picture... )

dix.

[Tofik]

much better but is some large areas with 1 colour

[slave alexander]

it is quite a big couch

[birdman284]

If woodworking isn't your thing Birdman you could always try metal working.



Or you could go for the easy option which you could deffinatly make on your own.





By the way, the bed you made dosn't look like this does it?





dix.

I think you're being way too helpful here dix! I'm sort of hoping that whatever catches my wife's eye tonight will be on back order and it might be weeks or months before they can be delivered... By then maybe I'll have found a fancy new vibrator for her and she will have forgotten about these new "toys"

By the way, where did that bed come from? You don't see a combination stock/footboard too often! Doesn't look like something you'd find in a typical furniture store!

[coconuts]

Three Essex girls go into a bar and order a round of cocktails.
They take them back to the table and raise a toast....
"To three and a half weeks!" They cheer.

A short time later they return to the bar and order another round of cocktails.
Back at their table they raise a toast once again...
"To three and a half weeks!" They cheer.

For a third time they return to the bar and order a round of cocktails.
The barman, being a curious fellow, says to the girls...
"Why are you toasting 'to three and a half weeks'?"

"Oh" says Sharon, "We just finished a jigsaw in three and a half weeks."

"what's so special about that?" Enquires the barman.

"Well," says Tracy, "It said three to four years on the box!"

[sillynick]

i agree with alex and there are some very big cushions/pillows in the background as well to help distort the perspective.

[coconuts]

I'm just wondering what Dan is hanging from to get that shot??

[dix]

it is quite a big couch

Miss Jay's couch... Top of every toy's "If I was reincarnated I'd come back as..." list.

dix.

[sillynick]

Three Essex girls go into a bar and order a round of cocktails.
They take them back to the table and raise a toast....
"To three and a half weeks!" They cheer.

A short time later they return to the bar and order another round of cocktails.
Back at their table they raise a toast once again...
"To three and a half weeks!" They cheer.

For a third time they return to the bar and order a round of cocktails.
The barman, being a curious fellow, says to the girls...
"Why are you toasting 'to three and a half weeks'?"

"Oh" says Sharon, "We just finished a jigsaw in three and a half weeks."

"what's so special about that?" Enquires the barman.

"Well," says Tracy, "It said three to four years on the box!"

Seeing that we are on crap jokes. How do you annoy Lady GaGa? Poker face. i'll get my coat.

[dix]

I think you're being way too helpful here dix! I'm sort of hoping that whatever catches my wife's eye tonight will be on back order and it might be weeks or months before they can be delivered... By then maybe I'll have found a fancy new vibrator for her and she will have forgotten about these new "toys"

By the way, where did that bed come from? You don't see a combination stock/footboard too often! Doesn't look like something you'd find in a typical furniture store!

I'm sure you'll be quite safe Birdman. I know Miss D dosn't like hurting you too much.

dix.

[coconuts]

Three Essex girls go into a bar and order a round of cocktails.
They take them back to the table and raise a toast....
"To three and a half weeks!" They cheer.

A short time later they return to the bar and order another round of cocktails.
Back at their table they raise a toast once again...
"To three and a half weeks!" They cheer.

For a third time they return to the bar and order a round of cocktails.
The barman, being a curious fellow, says to the girls...
"Why are you toasting 'to three and a half weeks'?"

"Oh" says Sharon, "We just finished a jigsaw in three and a half weeks."

"what's so special about that?" Enquires the barman.

"Well," says Tracy, "It said three to four years on the box!"

Seeing that we are on crap jokes. How do you annoy Lady GaGa? Poker face. i'll get my coat.

At least mine was sort of on-topic.