mm another good move, you earned another 100 strokes for my tits as i strike in the center with pawn to d4
mm and how about another 100 strokes, i hope my tits are not too distracting for you. i would not want you to lose your focus on the game
now that move was not great. Dont you know the saying, a knight on the rim is dim. i wonder, are you trying to get in trouble? well at least you are not hanging a piece directly. you are not allowed to cum for the next 24 hours redditaddict420, my next move is pawn to e5
you did not think that one trough did you, now you are in all kinds of troubles. and i will turn that 24 hours of no cumming into three days of no orgasm for you redditaddict420. i recapture with my d pawn, who can find the best way to defend this position?
good, you found the only move that does not lose on the spot, not that it is going to get you out of your denial redditaddict420. i move my queen to e4
enjoy my naked body while you still can boys, things are starting to get ugly for you
i think it is time for an outfit change. you know you are supposed to find the best move and not the worst one right? maby a little punishment wil help you learn your lesson. grab your balls tight and give them 10 hard slaps with your flat hand while you think about what you did to the position. i will capture en passant just because i like playing with my prey
i admire that you are brave enough to challenge a queen like me even tho you apparently don't even know the rules of the game, thats why i am not going to punish you any further. go look up the "en passant" rule in chess
