Who wants to play?

[slave alexander]

Shove bananas up ass then ice and make milk shake and drink


As i write this there is a distinct smell of bananas in the air!! To make an arse milkshake;
1st peel 2 large bananas and stick up arsehole
2nd follow up with 6 ice cubes into ur back passage
3rd stir well, hold 1/3 filled pint glass with fresh milk, and release ur lovely mixtur into glass!!

If anyone would like to try this however please make sure to cover the floor first!!

I`ve just had my 2nd shower of the evening and have a mixture of feelings; Extremly horny, repulsive disgust ,joy, excitement.. i could go on and on but its all worth it to know that I`m pleasing Miss Jay
Rite I`m gonna watch some funny cartoons and finish my drink(so far tastes pretty normal surprisingly- although i do have a very clean back passage!!)

Thanks Miss Jay

[Little Miss Jay]

Rite I`m gonna watch some funny cartoons

Thanks Miss Jay

Catface? Hee hee!

Little Miss Jay x

[Little Miss Jay]

I just asked Dan if he would prefer to have a photo of my tits or a ruined orgasm tonight and he chose the photo...
I'm now asking photo or orgasm... If hes a good pet he'll say photo!

I just took some naughty photos for him if he's good He's currently locked away though so we'll see how I feel later

Little Miss Jay x

[slave alexander]

Haha sounds like your having lots of fun Miss Jay
Difficult questions for Dan tonite, I`m sure He`s been well trained tho
I just saw the cat face with gordon fing-ramsey !!! Which was quite ironic and very funny !!

[coconuts]

Alex's task could well end up being a crash diet courtesy of e.coli!

Dan is just soooo lucky, I know which I would choose!
Whats another month of not cumming compared to having a photo of Miss Jay?

[Little Miss Jay]

I just asked Dan if he would prefer to have a photo of my tits or a ruined orgasm tonight and he chose the photo...
I'm now asking photo or orgasm... If hes a good pet he'll say photo!

I've told you that he will wait until 19th. You have a very good pet Miss Jay.

aria

He answered but didn't seem all that happy that he had chosen the photo! So I ordered 30 ball spanks!
He said my tits are awesome and pricesses should always come first! Good boy! but had a worried smiley on the end!

I might let him cum before the 19th, but he always seems better behaved if he hasn't cum in a while...

Little Miss Jay x

[neo36]

Reading alex's task... should i consider myself lucky? Holy Christ...

aria

Ditto...... I m glad I did not fail, lesson learned.... be careful what you wish for lol.

[dix]

Nice avatar Neo, It's just Like Aria's.

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[dix]

Catface? Hee hee!

Little Miss Jay x

Wtf is catface? I'm from the same ear as you but I don't remember a cartoon called catface... Or is it new, and you just like watching cartoons still?

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[neo36]

Nice avatar Neo, It's just Like Aria's.

d.

really??? lol thanks, it's not a pic of my belt (I guess I should take the time sometimes to take a picture myself), but I do own one of these.....

I guess after being here over 2 years "avatarless", it was time to do something about it

Time to go for me to my band rehearsal. (with my CD on..... soud be interesting lol)

Have a good evening everyone.....

-Neo

[dix]

Grrrrr dix!!! I don't have that cb, neo!

aria

Hehe.

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[dix]

What the hell is wrong with the U.K. It was like 5 million degrees today and now it's raining.
Crazy.

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[dix]

Why have I suddenly gone hyperactive..... I can't sit still....

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[slave alexander]

Deep heat coated(optiional) q-tip fucking whilst holding somthing in ur ass like ice&/dildo!!

So you tape the q-tip down to a desk or something and then insert ur fav ass toy and then fuck the tip for 5mins
(was mentioned earlier q-tip)

Bloody hell that was a long five mins!!
I taped a q tip to a fairly high stool i have in my room (as the only desk is v low) So the full length and other end stuck out. Then i applied deep heat to the exposed tip.
i set my to do list to go off in five mins stuck a couple of ice cubes up my ass and then topped with the rude boy. i then slowly fucked the red hot tip for 5mins ouch!! Couldn`t believe how long that took!! Sort of like being fucked inside out. then there was the fire in my cock and ice in my arse!! Aswell as rudey buzzing away
I just had a piss and that really hurt!!! but i will recuperate and get on to my next bit.

Thank you Miss Jay

[dix]

What!

Alex surely that's not safe!

Is that stuff ment to be used internally? I'm sure Miss Jay wants you punished but dosn't want you broken!

d.