This is the most ridiculous tease ever lol. In a good way. I spent hours trying to get through it and failed. Got to a point, and not sure if it's a bug. Will send you a message where it is and maybe I did something wrong.

I listened to one of the free files on the website for about 2 minutes. It sounded like a computer generated voice to me.

You're momma is so dumb, she got hit by a parked car.
You're momma is so ugly, she's "oog-a-lee."
You're momma is so fat, that when she goes to the zoo, people say: "look at that hippopotamus."

(stole that last one from an Ali-G movie, and mine weren't that great anyways)

wow, great vid. and i'd never seen that metal chinese finger cuff before either