Here's an insider's tip:

if you really like precum, and want to leak like a faucet when you're hard, there is an herb called pygeum that you can buy in nutritional supplement stores or online. It's normally sold for prostate health, and puts your prostate gland and lubrication system into overdrive ...

That sounds hot, Polly. Now you should post on craigslist the fact that you will drink until you can no longer hold any of it in, and then completely empty your bladder in a public place at a certain time. Tell them the humiliation completely turns you on and that they're invited to come watch you ...

I am a young male with a high sense of self-esteem looking for a young female of matching intelligence. I have just about every fetish on the map and enjoy both domming and subbing. I am not only looking for a sexual partner but a friend worthy of my respect. PM if interested.

I know we're playing around, but I'm with george on this one.
I think complete shaving is a bit strange on either sex. When I have been with girls that have done this I have been bewlidered that anyone would go to so much effort to look so silly!

Any shaving is a bit strange on either sex unless ...