She is beautiful but she is really, really hard on a guy's balls. Mine were aching after being hammered by my fist on the very first stroke. I almost puked by about the fourth stroke.

1) I don't own any sex toys, and can't be bothered to get up and unthread a shoelace. In general, anything involving a prop is out. Maybe if the author of a tease that requires props told us what would be required and ordered us to assemble the necessary items beforehand, that would help. On the ot...